A young lady went into a department store and told the clerk she wanted a
pair of garters.
“What kind?” he asked.
“Rubber,” said she.
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Yes, Gwendolyn, a divorce suit is the opposite to a union suit.
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Little Willie’s definition of a kiss is something I got in my mouth and
you got in your mouth and we push our mouths together.
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HE KISSED ME,
And oh, the ecstacy of that fond embrace.
HE KISSED ME,
And he got a slap in the face.
HE KISSED ME,
And got a thump on the chin. But—
HE KISSED ME,
Agin and agin.
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