Kiss Fighters

Rose is game; Mary’s pretty small; Nellie fights back,—but I like them

all.

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Life is just one damnthing after another—and love is just two damnthings

after each other.

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Why do you wear your stockings inside out?

Because there is a hole on the other side.

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A news item says knee pants for men are bound to come. I wonder if the

women will stand on the street corner and admire our shapely (?) laigs?

And will men wear silk hose of green and pink and purple hues, with

“Jacob’s ladders” showing? Let us pray.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 22, July, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 45 / 71 题