Rocks whereon greatest men have often wrecked.
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If all the trees had limbs like thine,
I think the woods would be divine.
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“No one seems to kick about the high cost of hooch these days.”
“Of course not; the kick is in the drink.”
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They were married and lived happily ever after—next day.
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_I asked our stenog. why firemen wear red suspenders. She said, “Those I
know don’t.”_
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