“What shall I give my girl for a birthday present?”
“Why not give her a book?”
“No, I think she has a book.”
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“Where did you get the idea?”
“Right out of my own head, and I have enough left, to make a crazy-quilt.”
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Judging from spring styles, the only cap a girl will set for a man this
summer will be a kneecap.
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