Then His Nerve Failed

One of the loveliest of girls went into a gents’ furnishing store

to buy a necktie. She hesitated a moment, and then asked in a nice,

straightforward way: “I want to put it on, please. Would you tie it for

me?”

The clerk felt a little nervous, especially as the other fellows were

watching him, but she had already pulled off the necktie that she wore.

He said, “Certainly,” and, putting the new one around her neck as she

ducked her head. She wore a dainty white silk shirt. When the tie was

tied, the ends seemed a bit long, and he suggested: “Do you wear the ends

tucked in?” “Yes,” she returned with unembarrassed absentmindedness. At

this point his courage failed him.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 22, July, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 25 / 71 题