He had been married about a year and had taken to spending his evenings
out West with the boys. One night his conscience worried him, and he
thought he would phone his wife to have dinner with him.
“Hello, kiddo,” he began. “Slip on some old clothes and run down and meet
me on the quiet. We’ll have a good dinner and then smear a little red
paint around. How about it?”
“I’ll be delighted to join you,” was the reply. “But why not come up to
the house, Jack, and get me? There’s nobody home.”
Today the young husband spends every evening at home. His name is Philip.
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Oh! Gawsch!
A stripping bee took place at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Bohumil Albrecht
Thursday evening. Those present Were the Mesdames Katherine Mach, John
Marek, John Jelimek, Kenzel Pokorny, Mr. and Mrs. John Novotny, Mr. and
Mrs. John Hanna and Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Wessely, Sr.—(From Kewauness
(Wis.) Press.)
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