OLD CORNO
100 Poof
Bottled In Barn
Aged In Woods
MADE OUT OF SPRING 1919
BOTTLED ALL OF 1920
Guaranteed to Conform with All Pure Fool and Drunk Acts
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“It says in this paper that Lloyd George castigated the German
delegates,” growled Panhandle Pete, glancing up from a paper all stained
with near-beer.
“And that’s just what they had a-comin’,” vigorously assented his pal.
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It is easy to be generous to another man’s wife.
_Limber Kicks_
Oh, I Beg Your Pardon!
I stepped inside and closed the door,
Thinking the office was Brady’s,
But turned when I saw the white tiled floor,
And found that the sign read SEIDAL
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