Comfort, the farmers’ journal, says this: Is there any way for a girl to
tell her sweetheart his shirt-tail is out? The same way she would tell
her brother or cousin or any friend. A sweetheart’s shirt-tail is no more
sacred or worthy of respect than any other shirt-tail. A tail belongs to
a shirt as much as cuffs or a collar and isn’t any more indecent. I’d
tell anyone to tuck his shirt in—just like that.
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My girl is so fat she wears inner tubes for garters.
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