THE LION SOIREE.

Notwithstanding the romancing of her sister, Phillida built no castles.

Millard's politeness to her had been very agreeable, but she knew that

it was only politeness. Almost every man's and every woman's imagination

is combustible on one side or another. Many young women are set

a-dreaming by any hint of love or marriage. But Phillida had read only

sober books--knowing little of romances, there was no stock of

incendiary material in her memory. Her fancy was easily touched off on

the side of her religious hopes; all her education had intensified the

natural inflammability of her religious emotions, but in affairs of this

world she was by nature and education unusually self-contained for a

woman of one and twenty.

Millard, on his part, had been exposed to the charms of many women, and

his special interest in Phillida amounted only to a lively curiosity.

Always susceptible to the charm of a woman's presence, this

susceptibility had been acted on from so many sides as to make his

interest in women superficial and volatile. The man who is too much

interested in women to be specially interested in a woman is pretty sure

not to marry at all, or to marry late.

Baron Pohlsen arrived, and was duly installed at Mrs. Hilbrough's. He

was greatly pleased with the hospitality shown him by this wealthy

household, and fancied that Americans were the most generous of peoples.

Millard, as in duty bound, took pains to introduce him in many desirable

quarters, and showed him the lions of the city in Hilbrough's carriage.

But in spite of Millard's care to relieve him, Hilbrough afterward

confessed that the panic of 1873 had not taxed his patience and

cheerfulness so deeply as this entertainment for two weeks of a great

German antiquary. Dutifully the banker attended a session of the

Geographical Society to listen to an address made by his guest in broken

English, on the ancient importance of Uxmal and Palenque. Hilbrough also

heard with attentive perplexity the Baron's account before the

Historical Society of the Aztec Calendar Stone, and his theory of its

real purpose.

When the American banker was left alone with the learned High Dutchman,

it became very serious business. Von Pohlsen, with all his erudition,

was extremely ignorant of the art of banking as practised in New York.

He did not know, at least in English, the difference between collateral

and real estate security, and "gilt-edged" paper was more foreign than

papyrus to him. Nor could Hilbrough interest him much in the remarkable

rise in Brooklyn real estate since 1860. Brooklyn was too new by a

millennium for the Baron to care for it. Hilbrough tried the plan of

shunting the antiquary to his main lines of American hieroglyphs,

aboriginal architecture, and Pueblo domestic economy. But this only

shifted the difficulty, for under the steady downpour of Pohlsen's

erudition, Hilbrough had continually to change position, now putting the

right knee over the left and now placing the left atop, to keep from

nodding, and he was even reduced to pinching himself, sometimes, in

order to keep awake, just as the learned and ingenious Baron had got his

pyramid of inference ready to balance on its rather slender apex of

fact. Archaeology was new to Hilbrough, and deductive profits so large

from inductive investments so small always seemed to the financier to

indicate bad security.

Mrs. Hilbrough, clever woman, appeared to understand it all. She had

crammed on a copy of Stephens's "Travels in Yucatan" that had belonged

to her father, and she gave Pohlsen no end of pleasure by asking him

about such things as the four-headed altars before the great idols at

Copan, and the nature of the great closed house at Labphak. If you will

look in Pohlsen's book of travels in America (Reise durch Amerika:

Leipzig, 1888) you will discover in his chapter on New York that in this

metropolis the ladies take a remarkable interest in science, and are

generally better informed regarding such matters than their husbands,

these latter being deeply immersed in mere dollar-hunting.

But Mrs. Hilbrough was much more interested in her reception to be given

in honor of Baron Pohlsen than she was in the four-headed altars of the

remoter Aztecs. If she could not fill her house with those very richest

and most exclusive people who in a plutocratic society always try to

think themselves for some reason or other the best people, she found

that under Millard's guidance she could succeed in getting some people

of wealth and distinction who were desirous of being presented to a

baron, and, what was better, she could get a considerable number from

that class of lettered men and their families and the admirers of

literature, art, and learning, who, together, form the really best

people in every metropolis. Most of these knew little of Pohlsen's

researches, and cared less for his title, but since he was vouched for

as a foreigner who had acquired distinction in his department of

knowledge, they were ready to do him honor with that generous

hospitality for which Americans blame themselves while they practise it;

as though it were not better for us to be good-hearted, remembering that

in the studious preservation of national dignity and social

perpendicularity we can never hope to emulate our English cousins.

How was it all arranged? How, without violating the sanctities of

etiquette, did Mrs. Hilbrough contrive to invite people whom she did not

know, and how did they accept with no sacrifice of dignity? Millard was

an expert adviser; he knew that just as counters are made to stand for

money in a game of cards, so do little oblong bits of pastebord with the

sender's name upon them pass current under certain conditions as

substitutes for visits, acquaintance, esteem, and friendship. By a

juggle with these social chips Mrs. Hilbrough became technically, and

temporarily, acquainted with a great many people, and that without much

sacrifice of time. Do not expect details here; your fashionable

stationer is the best reliance in such a case, unless you chance to know

Mr. Millard, or can find the law laid down in Mrs. Sherwood's tactfully

vague chapters, which, like the utterances of the Delphic oracle, are

sure to hit the mark one way or the other.

Now that Millard had taken Mrs. Hilbrough for a client he could not bear

to be balked. The attendance of Mrs. Gouverneur he considered of the

first importance, but this was not easily secured. If anything could

have persuaded that lady to sacrifice her principles as an exclusive so

far as to attend, it would have been her dislike of refusing Phillida;

but as it was, she made excuses without positively refusing. In telling

Mrs. Hilbrough of her lack of success Phillida took pains to repeat Mrs.

Gouverneur's pretexts, and not to betray what she knew to be her aunt's

real reason for hesitation. Millard encountered Mrs. Hilbrough at the

opera, and heard from her of the failure of Phillida's endeavors. He

felt himself put on his mettle.

Knowing that the next day was Mrs. Gouverneur's day for receiving, he

made himself her first caller before the rest began to arrive. Looking

from the old-fashioned windows of Mrs. Gouverneur's front parlor, he

praised the beauty of the winter scene, and admired especially the

spotted boles of the great buttonwoods in Washington Square. He thought

to make his call seem less on purpose by such commonplace civilities,

but Mrs. Gouverneur, who was a soft-spoken lady of much cleverness, with

a talent for diplomacy inherited from her grandfather, asked herself,

while she replied in the same vein to Millard's preliminary vapidities,

what on earth so formal a call and such a waste of adroitness might

lead up to. But Millard, even after this preparation, provided an

inclined plane for approaching his proposition.

"I had the pleasure of meeting a niece of yours the other evening, a

Miss Callender," he said. "I found her very agreeable."

"Oh! You met Phillida Callender at Mrs. Hilbrough's, probably," said

Mrs. Gouverneur with a flush of pleasure. "She's as good as goodness

itself, and very clever. But rather peculiar also. She has a great deal

of Callender in her. Her father gave up good prospects in this country

to preach in Siam. He might have had the pastorate of one of the best

Presbyterian churches in New York, but nothing could dissuade him from

what he fancied to be his duty. It only proves what I have always said,

that 'blood will tell.' It is related in some of the old books that

Philip has upstairs that one of the women of the Callender family,

before the Revolution, felt it her duty to go through the streets of

Newport, crying, 'Repent, repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.'

She was a refined and delicate lady, and the people of the town felt so

much chagrin to see her expose herself to mortification in the public

street that they shut up their windows or turned away, which I think was

very nice of them. I fancy that Phillida, with all her superior

intelligence, has a good deal of this great-great-aunt of her father's

in her. I was talking to her once about this story of Mary Callender's

preaching in the streets, and she really seemed to take more interest in

that Quaker lady's delusion than she did in her ancestors on our side;

and you know, Mr. Millard, we think a good deal of our descent, though

of course we never say anything about it."

It was inevitable that a courteous man like Millard should meet this

speech by saying, "When one has ancestors whose position is not one of

mere social prominence but whose acts are a part of the history of a

nation, it must be hard to forget so important a fact." It was equally

inevitable that even the wary Mrs. Gouverneur could not help

appreciating flattery so apropos of the subject in hand.

"But I have a notion," Millard continued, "that if we could get Miss

Callender to take an interest in society she would prove an ornament to

it and a credit to her family."

Mrs. Gouverneur shook her head doubtfully. "I don't believe it can be

done, though I should be glad if it could."

"Did she tell you that she is deeply interested in that reception to

Baron Pohlsen next week?"

"Yes; she is attached to Mrs. Hilbrough. She makes friends without the

least regard to social consequences, and I believe even has friendships

among the people with whom she is only connected by her mission

Sunday-school class. She stoutly maintained here last night that she

knew a real lady living in three rooms with a husband and four children!

I declare, I like Phillida all the better for this. Her impulses are

very noble, but I can't help wishing she wouldn't do it. It doesn't do

for one at her time of life to be too disinterested, you know."

This turn in the talk threw Millard off the track for a moment. The

mention of people living narrowly brought to his mind his own early life

in a farmhouse, and reminded him of his amiable but socially

unpresentable aunt, whom he was wont faithfully to visit on one Sunday

afternoon in every month. There was just a little cowardly feeling that

should his relations with the family in Avenue C become known among his

friends, his social position might become compromised. He did not know

that all exclusive people in New York have unpresentable kinsfolk hidden

away somewhere, and are ever trembling lest the fact should be known to

some other family that is likewise doing its best to hide some

never-get-on relatives.

Mrs. Gouverneur noticed Millard's heightened color, and feared her

slighting allusion to Mrs. Hilbrough might have annoyed him. Before he

could pull his wits together to reply to her last remark, she added, "I

have no doubt your friend Mrs. Hilbrough is a very worthy person, Mr.

Millard. But she is new in New York society."

"Indeed I can not call her my friend, Mrs. Gouverneur. Her husband is

the real head of our bank at present; he is likely to be a very rich man

in a few years, and he has obliged me in many ways. But I have only a

few weeks' acquaintance with Mrs. Hilbrough, whose chief recommendation

to me, I must confess, is that she is a friend of Miss Callender, who is

your niece. But Mrs. Hilbrough seems to have many admirable qualities.

She is sure to make herself recognized, and I do not see any advantage

in delaying the recognition. For my part, I think she will do a great

service at the outset if she adds so attractive and clever a young lady

as Miss Callender to society."

"Now, Mr. Millard, you are playing a strong game against me," laughed

Mrs. Gouverneur. "You know my dislike for new acquaintances--for

enlarging my circle. But when you propose to persuade my niece to see a

little more of the world you are taking advantage of my only weakness.

You play a deep game."

"I'll show you my whole hand at once," said Millard, seeing that Mrs.

Gouverneur's penetration had left him no resource but candor. "I very

much desire to be Miss Callender's escort at Mrs. Hilbrough's reception,

if she will accept me. Mrs. Callender, I fear, can not be persuaded to

go."

"You want me for chaperon," interposed Mrs. Gouverneur. "What a clever

scheme! How could you dare to set such a trap for an old friend?"

"It will prove a clever scheme if it succeeds. But it wasn't clever

enough to deceive you."

"Well, you and Phillida together have won. Of course I can not refuse if

Phillida consents."

"Thank you from my heart," said Millard, rising at hearing the door-bell

ring. "I will see Miss Callender, and if she refuses me for escort you

will be able to laugh at me. I'm sure I'm greatly your debtor."

A notion, a mere notion, such as will enter the soberest woman's head

sometimes, had bobbed to the surface of Mrs. Gouverneur's thoughts as

she talked with Millard. It was that her niece's future might somehow

hang on her decision. She was not a matchmaker, but she had a

diplomatic faculty for persuading things to come out as she wished. Mr.

Millard would be a most eligible husband for any woman whose

expectations in life were not unreasonably great. Her practical mind

went a step farther and she saw that in the event of anything so

improbable happening as that Millard should fall in love with a lady

without fortune, say, for example, a clergyman's daughter, his

acquaintance with so prosperous a man as Hilbrough, who could help him

to lucrative investments, might be very desirable. These thoughts were

the mere bubbles of fancy floating in her mind. The consideration which

most affected her decision was that the presentation of her niece under

the auspices of Millard and herself might prove of great social

advantage to Phillida.

Millard left Mrs. Gouverneur with the intention of calling at once on

Miss Callender, but when he reached Broadway he was smitten with a

scruple, not of conscience, but of etiquette. Phillida had not asked him

to call. After staring for a full minute in perplexity at the passing

vehicles and the facade of the ancient theater on the opposite side of

Broadway, then in its last days of existence, he presently concluded

that Miss Callender, being a young woman somewhat unsophisticated, and

having therefore nothing better than good sense for guide, would

probably not be shocked by the audacity of an uninvited call from a

gentleman whose character was well known to her.

The bell rang as Mrs. Callender was just about to try a dress on her

daughter Agatha. Callers were not a frequent interruption to their

pursuits, and when the steps of a man ushered into the front parlor were

heard through the sliding doors, they concluded that it was some one

calling on the gentleman who occupied the second floor. Mrs. Callender

and her daughters lowered their voices to a whisper, that they might not

be heard through the doors; but Sarah, the servant, came to the back

parlor, and said loud enough to be distinctly audible to the visitor:

"It's some cards for Mrs. Callender and Miss Callender." Then she shut

the door and descended the basement stairs, without waiting to carry a

reply.

Agatha took the cards and whispered, "Mr. Millard," biting her lower lip

and making big eyes at Phillida, with an "I-told-you-so" nod of the

head, and then she proceeded to give vent to her feelings by dancing

softly about the room, a picturesque figure in her red petticoat and

white waist, with her bare arms flying about her head. If the doors had

not been so thin her excitement would have found vent in more noisy

ways. As noise was precluded there was nothing left for her but this

dumb show. In her muffled gyrations she at length knocked a chair over

upon the fender, making a loud clatter. She quickly picked it up and sat

down upon it in great confusion, with a remorseful feeling that by her

imprudent excitement she had probably blasted Phillida's prospects in

life.

"Come, mother, you must get ready and go in," whispered Phillida.

"No, please, Phillida. He doesn't really want to see me. It's only a

matter of good form to ask for us both. You must beg him to excuse me. I

do so want to get this dress done."

Agatha, recovering from her remorse by this time, helped Phillida to do

a little hurried prinking. Luckily the latter had been getting ready to

go out and had on the gown that served her on all except extraordinary

occasions for both street and drawing-room.

Millard had amused himself while waiting by noting the various antiques

about the parlor, heirlooms of former family greatness, arranged with an

eye to tasteful effect. On the shelves in the corner some articles

connected with family history were intermingled with curiosities brought

from the East. A pair of brass-bound pattens hinged in the middle, once

worn instead of overshoes by some colonial ancestress, sat alongside a

pair of oriental sandals. Millard thought nothing could be more in

keeping with the ancient desk and table than the unaffected and

straightforward manner in which Miss Callender greeted him, holding out

her hand with modest friendliness and just a touch of diffidence. This

last was due to the innuendoes and antics of Agatha.

"I ventured to call without permission, Miss Callender," said Millard,

with hesitation.

"I'm glad you did, Mr. Millard." Phillida could not see why any

respectable gentleman should wait for an invitation to call on a lady,

or how a young lady could ever be so bold as to ask a gentleman to call.

She added, "My mother wished me to beg you to excuse her. She has some

troublesome affairs on hand just now."

"Certainly; don't let me interrupt her. I came on business with you. I

want to have the pleasure of escorting you to Mrs. Hilbrough's party

with your mother, if she will kindly accompany us."

Phillida hesitated. She knew that chaperonage was required on such

occasions. "Thank you. I should like to accept your kind offer, but my

mother rarely goes out," she said. "I don't believe I could persuade her

to go, and I've no other chaperon."

"How would Mrs. Gouverneur do?"

"But Aunt Harriet won't go."

"I've just come from her house, and she assured me that if you needed

her for a chaperon--if Mrs. Callender could not go--she would keep us

company."

"You have managed Aunt Harriet very well," said Phillida, with some

elation. "Better than I could have done."

"I must have done well. Mrs. Gouverneur gives me great credit for my

nice little scheme, as she calls it. But if she thinks I wish to be your

escort solely in order to get her to attend, I assure you that Mrs.

Gouverneur with all her penetration is mistaken."

Phillida colored a little at this polite speech as she said, "It will

please Mrs. Hilbrough to have my aunt there."

"Yes, Mrs. Hilbrough also will give me great credit where I do not

deserve it. I may call for you with Mrs. Gouverneur?"

"Thank you, it will give me a great deal of pleasure." Phillida said

this with a momentary fear of hearing Agatha overturn another chair

behind the sliding doors; but Mrs. Callender had taken herself and

Agatha to the basement, from motives of delicacy which Agatha was hardly

old enough to appreciate.

Mrs. Gouverneur never did anything by halves. She made herself agreeable

to Mrs. Hilbrough on the evening of the reception and complimented her

heartily on the distinguished people she had brought together. For there

was the learned president of the Geographical, with overhanging brows

and slow and gentle speech; there was the foreign corresponding

secretary of the Historical, a man better known as a diplomatist and an

author, whose long years abroad had liberalized his mind without

spoiling his open-hearted American manners. There were some of the

directors of the Metropolitan Museum, to which institution Pohlsen had

given some Central American pottery. The senior New York poet wandered

in his childlike way among the guests, making gentle and affectionate

speeches to friends, who wondered at the widely contrary moods to which

his susceptible nature is subject. Bolton, known in two hemispheres by

his prose and poetry, had come out of complaisance, protesting rather

indignantly to his friends that he didn't believe in Americans making

such an ado over a mere baron. In him the stranger saw a slight figure

full of character and not in any way to be trifled with; only men of

letters and his friends knew what pains he could be at to oblige and to

help the humblest of struggling fellow-craftsmen, provided he was not

forbidden to accompany the unstinted assistance with a little grumbling

at the fearful wreck of his time which all sorts of people, even the

tramps of the literary profession, make without remorse.

"Charley," said Philip Gouverneur, when he got Millard into a corner,

"what have you been doing? This is society and it isn't; it is more like

what Carlyle calls a 'lion soiree.'"

"Well," said Millard, "it's either society or better. You understand

that the Baron's reputation as a scholar has modified things."

"I say, Charley," said Philip, "I was ashamed to find my little self

lost among these know-it-alls until I met Mrs. Maginnis. She said, 'Oh,

Mr. Gouverneur, I am so glad to see somebody that I know. Who are all

these people?' So I pointed out the university president over there; and

I told her that St. John was our great sculptor, though I'm not sure she

makes any clear distinctions between a sculptor and a maker of

gravestones; and I assured her that we had several magazine editors, and

writers, and illustrators, and painters, and leading journalists, and

some of the very foremost of our German citizens. 'Oh, yes,' she

replied, 'newspaper men, artists, and Germans! Just what I thought; but

there are not more than a dozen people here who were invited to

Marshmallow's great ball last winter.'"

"It mightn't be a bad thing," said Millard, "if Marshmallow, who

pretends to be the boss of society, were to include more people of

artistic and literary distinction such as we have here to-night."

"Nonsense, Charley! he couldn't do it. There are a few men who contrive

to be great and to be men of the world at the same time. But what

society wants is polish. You can put gloss on varnish, but some of these

men are too original to be sand-papered down to a fashionable

uniformity. No, no! Old Red Sandstone and his wife over there are well

enough at a lion soiree, but how would their Silurian manners shine at

the Patriarchs' ball? You see my cousin Phillida, with all her

seriousness, is getting too much of his talk."

At this hint from Philip, Millard moved away and glanced hurriedly about

the room. His eye lighted on Lucas, who is a natural adept as a man of

the world though a man of letters. Approaching him, Millard said:

"Mr. Lucas, let me introduce you to an interesting being."

"That's what I've been looking for in vain all the evening," said Lucas.

The two forced a sinuous way to where Phillida was trying to enjoy the

small talk of a man who was incapable of profitable speech at a depth of

less than fifty fathoms. Millard presented Lucas first to Mrs.

Gouverneur on a chair in the corner, and then bowed politely to the

geologist as he interrupted his remarks on the curiosities of the Bad

Lands, and made Lucas acquainted with Miss Callender. The latter showed

her pleasure at thus encountering a favorite writer, but she had the

good sense not to assure him that she had "long known him through his

books." She reflected in time that such a man must have heard remarks of

this sort rather frequently. But when Millard had moved away he turned

about to note the change in Miss Callender's countenance under the

influence of that stream of sparkling talk that Lucas never fails to

give forth when confronted with an inspiring listener.

Later in the evening when the reception had passed its climax, and the

antiquaries, geographers, historical investigators, and other lions,

grown sleepy, were looking up their wives and daughters to be gone,

Millard found time for conversation with his companion of the evening,

who had drifted away from her chaperon, for chaperonage only half

flourishes in our society, and is indeed quite out of place at a New

York lion soiree, where a maiden's heart is pretty safe without

guardianship.

"You have had a pleasant evening, Miss Callender, I hope. I'm sure

you've helped the rest of us to a pleasant evening."

"Indeed, I have enjoyed myself, Mr. Millard. I have met my favorite

poet, have talked with the editor of my magazine, and have found that

Mr. Lucas makes amends for the bores."

"I hope this will not be the last time we shall meet you in society,"

said Millard. "It would be a pity for one who can do so much to make an

evening delightful to others, not to go more into society."

"It takes a great deal of time, Mr. Millard. I don't think society any

harm as a recreation, but as a pursuit--" Here she checked herself.

"It gives a great deal of happiness, though."

"Yes; but only to those whose lot is fortunate enough anyhow. It seems

to me that we have something else to do in the world than just to amuse

ourselves." At this point it occurred to Phillida that in defending her

own view of life she was reflecting on her companion's. "I don't mean to

find fault with anybody else's pursuits, Mr. Millard, but rather to

defend my own."

The last remark, by focusing what she had said before upon Millard, only

made the matter worse. But the talk was interrupted at this point by

Mrs. Gouverneur, who came to inquire if her younger companions were

ready to go. Millard was a little sorry for the interruption. He could

not but feel that he was in some sort under condemnation by Miss

Callender, and there was something about Miss Callender which made one

respect her moral judgment and desire to stand well in her estimation.

But the conversation in the carriage took another turn, and as she

approached her own home it occurred to Phillida that Millard's remark at

the time of his call implied that his acquaintance with the family might

depend on her inviting him. She felt grateful to him for his graceful

attentions during the evening, and when he left her at the door she

extended her hand and said:

"We shall be glad to see you, Mr. Millard."

When Millard had landed Mrs. Gouverneur in Washington Square, with many

polite speeches on both sides, and had reached his bachelor apartment,

he sat down in front of the grate with a comfortable feeling of

complacency. He had helped Mrs. Hilbrough to launch her little bark

without any untoward accident; he had secured for the Baron an honor

which the latter would certainly not underestimate. Then, too, he had

obliged Mrs. Gouverneur while he gratified his own inclinations in

escorting Miss Callender to the reception. Whenever he came around to

Phillida he found the only uncomfortable spot in his meditations. He had

never dreamed that anybody could think the life of a consummate

gentleman like himself deserving of anything but commendation. The

rector of St. Mathias, who was a genial man of the world himself, with

just the amount of devoutness admixed that was indispensable to his

professional character, had never for a moment found fault with Millard,

who was liberal in parish affairs and an ornament to the church. Here

was a young lady with a very different standard, who thought it a

Christian duty to be useful not so much to the church as to people less

fortunate than herself. Millard tried to dismiss the matter from his

mind by reflecting that Miss Callender's father must have been a

peculiar man. But there was an elevation about Phillida's nature that

made him feel his own to be something less than was desirable. Yet it

was clear to him that Miss Callender misjudged society people from

ignorance of them. He would call some day and set her right. Then he

laughed at the notion. What did it matter to him whether this young

woman judged rightly or wrongly of people in society generally, and of

himself in particular. He dismissed the matter from his mind. But by the

time he had taken off his ties, which were a trifle too narrow in the

toes to be comfortable, he had somehow returned to his first resolution

to set Miss Callender right in the matter if he should have

opportunity.

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