THE BANK OF MANHADOES.

When a farmer turns a strange cow into his herd she has to undergo a

competitive examination. The fighter of the flock, sometimes a

reckless-looking creature with one horn turned down as a result of

former battles, walks directly up to the stranger, as in duty bound. The

duel is in good form and preceded by ceremonious bowing on both sides;

one finds here the origin of that scrape with the foot which was an

essential part of all obeisance before the frosty perpendicular English

style came in. Politeness over, the two brutes lock horns, and there is

a trial of strength, weight, and bovine persistency; let the one that

first gives ground look out for a thrust in the ribs! But once the

newcomer has settled her relative social standing and knows which of her

fellows are to have the _pas_ of her at the hayrick and the

watering-place, and which she in turn may safely bully, all is peace in

the pasture.

Something like this takes place in our social herds. In every

government, cabinet, party, or deliberative body there is the

preliminary set-to until it is discovered who, by one means or another,

can push the hardest. Not only in governments and political bodies but

in every corporation, club, Dorcas society, base-ball league, church,

and grocery store, the superficial observer sees what appears to be

harmony and even brotherly unity; it is only the result of preliminary

pushing matches by which the equilibrium of offensive and defensive

qualities has been ascertained. And much that passes for domestic

harmony is nothing but a prudent acquiescence in an arrangement based on

relative powers of annoyance.

This long preamble goeth to show that if the Bank of Manhadoes had its

rivalries it was not singular. In the light of the general principles we

have evoked, the elbowings among the officers of the bank are lifted

into the dignity of instances, examples, phenomena illustrating human

nature and human history. More far-reaching than human nature, they are

offshoots of the great struggle for existence, which, as we moderns have

had the felicity to discover, gives rise to the survival of the tough

and the domination of the pugnacious--the annihilation of the tender and

the subjugation of the sensitive.

When Millard entered the bank there existed a conflict in the board of

directors, and a division of opinion extending to the stockholders,

between those who sustained and those who opposed the policy of the

Masters-Farnsworth administration. But the administration proved

fortunate and successful to such a degree that the opposition and

rivalry presently died away or lost hope. Once the opposition to the two

managers had disappeared, the lack of adjustment between the president

and cashier became more pronounced. Farnsworth was the victim of a

chronic asthma, and he was as ambitious as he was restless. The wan

little man was untiring in his exertions because the trouble he had to

get breath left him no temptation to repose. He contrived to find vent

for his uneasiness by communicating a great deal of it to others.

Masters, the president, was a man of sixty-five, with neither disease

nor ambition preying on his vitals. For a long while he allowed

Farnsworth to have his way in most things, knowing that if one entered

into contention with Farnsworth there was no hope of ever making an end

of it except by death or surrender. That which was decided yesterday

against Farnsworth was sure to be reopened this morning; and though

finally settled again to-day, it was all to be gone over to-morrow; nor

would it be nearer to an adjustment next week. Compromise did no good:

Farnsworth accepted your concession to-day, and then higgled you to

split the difference on the remainder to-morrow, until you had so small

a dividend left that it was not worth holding to.

But in dealing with a man like Masters it was possible to carry the

policy of grand worry too far. When at length this rather phlegmatic man

made up his mind that Farnsworth was systematically bullying him--a

conclusion that Mrs. Masters helped him to reach--he became the very

granite of obstinacy, offering a quiet but unyielding resistance to the

cashier's aggressiveness. But an ease-loving man could not keep up this

sort of fight forever. Masters knew this as well as any one, and he

therefore felt the need of some buffer between him and his associate.

There were two positions contemplated in the organization of the bank

that had never yet been filled. One was that of vice-president, the

other that of assistant cashier. By filling the assistant cashier's

place with an active, aggressive man, Masters might secure an ally who

could attack Farnsworth on the other flank. But in doing that he would

have to disappoint Millard, who was steadily growing in value to the

bank, but who, from habitual subordination to Farnsworth, and the

natural courtesy of his disposition, could not be depended on to offer

much resistance. To introduce a stranger would be to disturb the status

quo, and the first maxim in the conduct of institutions is to avoid

violent changes. Once the molecules of an organization are set into

unusual vibration it is hard to foretell what new combinations they may

form. And your practical man dislikes, of all things, to invite the

unforeseen and the incalculable.

The election of a vice-president would bring a new man into the bank

over the head of Farnsworth, but it would also produce a disturbance

from which Masters felt a shrinking natural to an experienced and

conservative administrator. Moreover, there was no one connected with

the direction, or even holding stock in the bank, suitable to be put

over Farnsworth. Unless, indeed, it were thought best to bring Hilbrough

from Brooklyn. To introduce so forceful a man as Hilbrough into the

management would certainly be a great thing for the bank, and it would

not fail to put an end to the domination of Farnsworth. But Masters

reflected that it might equally reduce his own importance. And with all

his irritation against Farnsworth the president disliked to deal him too

severe a blow.

If the matter had been left to Mrs. Masters, there would have been no

relentings. In her opinion Farnsworth ought to be put out. Aren't you

president, Mr. Masters? Why don't you _be_ president, then? Don't like

to be too hard on him? That's just like you. I'd just put him out, and

there'd be an end of his fussiness once for all. _Of course_ you _could_

if you set about it. You are always saying that you don't like to let

feeling interfere with business. But I wouldn't stand Farnsworth--little

shrimp!--setting up to run a bank. Ill? Well, he ought to be; makes

himself ill meddling with other people. He'd be better if he didn't

worry about what doesn't belong to him. I'd give him rest. It's all well

enough to sneer at a woman's notion of business, but the bank would be

better off if you had entire control of it. The directors know that,

they _must_ know it; they are not blind.

There were no half-tones in Mrs. Master's judgment; everything was

painted in coal blacks or glittering whites. She saw no mediums in

character; he who was not good in every particular was capable of most

sorts of deviltry, in her opinion.

This antagonism between the president and the cashier did not reach its

acute stage until Millard had been in the bank for more than three

years. Millard had made his way in the estimation of the directors in

part by his ever-widening acquaintance with people of importance. His

social connections enabled him to be of service to many men whose

good-will was beneficial to the bank, and he was a ready directory to

financial and family relationships, and to the business history and

standing of those with whom the bank had dealings. Add to these

advantages his considerable holdings of the bank's stock, and it is easy

to comprehend how in spite of his youth he had come to stand next to

Masters and Farnsworth. The dissensions between these two were

disagreeable to one who had a decided preference for quietude and

placidity of manners; but he kept aloof from their quarrel, though he

must have had private grievances against a superior so pragmatical as

Farnsworth.

A sort of magnanimity was mingled with craft in Masters's constitution,

and, besides, he much preferred the road that was likely to give him the

fewest jolts. The natural tendency of his irritation was to die away.

This would have been the result in spite of the spur that Mrs. Masters

supplied--applied, rather--if Farnsworth could have been content to let

things take their natural course; but he could not abide to let anything

go its natural way: he would have attempted a readjustment of the

relations between the moon and tides if he had thought himself favorably

situated for puttering in such matters. The temporary obstruction which

Masters offered to his fussy willfulness seemed to the cashier an

outrage hard to be borne. After he had taken so many tedious years to

establish his ascendancy in nine-tenths of the bank's affairs it was

sheer impertinence in Masters to wish to have any considerable share in

the management. The backset to his ambition made him more sleepless than

ever, bringing on frequent attacks of asthma. He lost interest even in

the dinner parties, with a business squint, that he had been so fond of

giving. Mrs. Farnsworth was under the frequent necessity of holding a

platter of burning stramonium under his nose to subdue the paroxysms of

wheezing that threatened to cut short his existence. Along with the

smoke of the stramonium she was wont to administer a soothing smudge of

good advice, beseeching him not to worry about things, though she knew

perfectly that he would never cease to worry about things so long as his

attenuated breath was not wholly turned off. She urged him to make

Masters do his share of the work, and to take a vacation himself, or to

resign outright, so as to spend his winters in Jacksonville. But every

new paroxysm brought to Farnsworth a fresh access of resentment against

Masters, whom he regarded as the source of all his woes. In his wakeful

nights he planned a march on the very lines that Masters had proposed.

He would get Millard made assistant cashier, and then have himself

advanced to vice-president, with Millard, or some one on whom he could

count more surely, for cashier. He proposed nothing less than to force

the president out of all active control, and, if possible, to compel him

to resign. No qualms of magnanimity disturbed this deoxygenated man. It

was high time for Masters to resign, if for no other reason than that

Farnsworth might occupy the private office. This inner office was a

badge of Masters's superiority not to be endured.

There was one director, Meadows, whom Farnsworth lighted on as a

convenient agent in his intrigue. Meadows had belonged to the old

opposition which had resisted both the president and cashier. He was

suspected of a desire to make a place for his brother, who had been

cashier of a bank that had failed, and who had broken in nerve force

when the bank broke. Farnsworth, who rode about in a coupe to save his

breath for business and contention, drove up in front of Meadows's shop

one morning at half-past nine, and made his way back among chandeliers

of many patterns in incongruous juxtaposition, punctuated with wall

burners and table argands. In the private office at the back he found

Meadows opening his letters. He was a round-jawed man with blue eyes, an

iron-oxide complexion, stiff, short, rusty hair, red-yellow

side-whiskers, an upturned nose, and a shorn chin, habitually thrust

forward. Once seated and his wind recovered, Farnsworth complained at

some length that he found it hard to carry all the responsibility of the

bank without adequate assistance.

"You ought to have an experienced assistant," said Meadows. This was the

first occasion on which any officer of the bank had shown his good sense

by consulting Meadows, and he was on that account the more disposed to

encourage Farnsworth.

"If, now," said Farnsworth, "I could have as good a man as they say your

brother is, I would be better fixed. But an experienced man like your

brother would not take the place of assistant cashier."

Meadows was not so sure that his brother would refuse any place, but he

thought it better not to say anything in reply. Farnsworth, who had no

desire to take Meadows's brother unless he should be driven to it, saw

the dangerous opening he had left. He therefore proceeded, as soon as

he could get breath:

"Besides, the assistant's place belongs naturally to young Millard, and

he would have influence enough to defeat anybody else who might be

proposed. He is a good fellow, but he can't take responsibility. If

Masters were not the cold-blooded man he is, he would have made Millard

assistant cashier long ago, and advanced me to be vice-president."

"And then you would want some good man for cashier," said Meadows.

"Precisely," said Farnsworth; "that is just it."

"I think we can do that with or without Masters," said Meadows, turning

his head to one side with a quiet air of defiance. He was only too well

pleased to renew his fight against Masters with Farnsworth for ally. The

question of his brother's appointment was after all an auxiliary one; he

loved faction and opposition pure and simple.

"I am sure we can," said Farnsworth. "Of course my hand must not appear.

But if a motion were to be made to advance both Millard and me one step,

I don't think Masters would dare oppose it."

"I'll make the motion," said Meadows, with something like a sniff, as

though, like Job's war-horse, he smelled the battle and liked the odor.

In taking leave Farnsworth told Meadows that he had not yet spoken to

Millard about the matter, and he thought it not best to mention it to

him before the meeting. But the one thing that rendered Meadows

tolerably innocuous was that he never could co-operate with an ally,

even in factious opposition, without getting up a new faction within the

first, and so fomenting subdivisions as long as there were two to

divide. The moment Farnsworth had left him he began to reflect

suspiciously that the cashier intended to tell Millard himself, and so

take the entire credit of the promotion. This would leave Farnsworth

free to neglect Meadows's brother. Meadows, therefore, resolved to tell

Millard in advance and thus put the latter under obligation to further

his brother's interest. He gave himself great credit for a device by

which he would play Farnsworth against Masters and then head off

Farnsworth with Millard. Farnsworth wished to use him to pull some

rather hot chestnuts out of the fire, and he chuckled to think that he

had arranged to secure his own share of the nuts first.

With this profound scheme in his head, Meadows contrived to encounter

Millard at luncheon, an encounter which the latter usually took some

pains to avoid, for Millard was fastidious in eating as in everything

else and he disliked to see Meadows at the table. Not that the latter

did not know the use of fork and napkin, but he assaulted his food with

a ferocity that, as Millard once remarked, "lent too much support to the

Darwinian hypothesis."

On the day of his conversation with Farnsworth, Meadows bore down on the

table where Millard sat alone, disjointing a partridge.

"Goo' morning," he said, abruptly seating himself on the rail of the

chair opposite to Millard, and beckoning impatiently to a waiter, who

responded but languidly, knowing that Meadows was opposed to the tip

system from both principle and interest.

When he had given his order and then, as usual, called back the waiter

as he was going out the door, waving his hand at him and uttering a

"H-i-s-t, waitah!" to tell him that he did not want his meat so fat as

it had been the last time, he gave his attention to Millard and

introduced the subject of the approaching meeting of the directors.

"Why doesn't old Rip Van Winkle wake up?" said Meadows. "Why doesn't he

make you assistant cashier? I'm sure you deserve it."

"Well, now, if you put it that way, Mr. Meadows, and leave it to me, I

will say candidly that I suppose the real reason for not promoting me is

that Mr. Masters, being a man of sound judgment, feels that he can not

do me justice under the circumstances. If I had my deserts I'd be

president of the bank; but it would be too much to ask a gentleman at

Mr. Masters's time of life to move out of his little office just to make

room for a deserving young man."

"You may joke, but you know that Masters is jealous. Why doesn't he

promote Farnsworth to be vice-president? You know that Farnsworth really

runs the bank."

"It isn't his fault if he doesn't," said Millard in a half-whisper.

"I believe that if I made a move to advance both you and Farnsworth it

could be carried." Meadows looked inquiringly at his companion.

"What would become of the cashiership?" asked Millard. "I suppose we

could divide that between us." "Won't you try a glass of Moselle?" And

he passed the bottle to Meadows, who poured out a glass of it--he never

declined wine when some one else paid for it--while Millard kept on

talking to keep from saying anything. "I like to drink the health of any

man who proposes to increase my salary, Mr. Meadows." Millard observed

with disgust that the bank director drank off the wine at a gulp as he

might have taken any vulgar claret, with an evident lack of

appreciation. Millard himself was a light drinker; nothing but the

delicate flavor of good wine could make drinking tolerable to him. The

mind of Meadows, however, was intent on the subject under discussion.

"The cashiership," he said, "could either be filled by some experienced

man or it might be left vacant for a while."

Millard saw a vision of Meadows, the discouraged brother, stepping in

over his head.

"If a cashier should be put in now," said Meadows, "it would end

presently in old Rip Van Winkle's resigning, and then an advance along

the whole line would move you up once more." Meadows thought that this

sop would reconcile Millard to having his brother interpolated above

him.

"That's a good plan," said Millard, using his finger-bowl; "and then if

Mr. Farnsworth would only be kind enough to die in one of his attacks,

and the other man should get rich by speculation and retire, I'd come

to be president at last. That is the only place suited to a modest and

worthy young man like myself."

This fencing annoyed Meadows, who was by this time salting and peppering

his roast beef, glaring at it the while like a boa-constrictor

contemplating a fresh victim in anticipation of the joys of deglutition.

Millard saw the importance of letting Masters know about this new move,

and feared that Meadows would attempt to put him under bonds of secrecy.

So, as he rose to go, like a prairie traveler protecting himself by

back-firing, he said:

"If you're really serious in this matter, Mr. Meadows, I suppose you'll

take pains not to have it generally known. For one thing, if you won't

tell anybody else, I'll promise you not to tell my wife."

"And if Farnsworth speaks to you about it," said Meadows, "don't tell

him that I have said anything to you. He wanted to tell you himself."

"I'll not let him know that you said anything about it."

And with that Millard went out. The bait of the assistant cashiership

was not tempting enough to draw him into this intrigue. The greater part

of his capital was in the bank, and he knew that the withdrawal of

Masters would be a misfortune to him. Finding that Farnsworth was out,

Millard went to the president's room under color of showing him a letter

of importance. A man of dignity doesn't like to seem to bear tales with

malice prepense. When he was about to leave Millard said:

"I hear that a motion is to be made looking to changes in the personnel

of the bank."

The president was a little startled; his first impression from this

remark being that somehow Millard had got wind of the plans he had

revolved and then discarded.

"What do you hear?" he said, in his usual non-committal way.

"Nothing very definite, but something that leads me to think that Mr.

Farnsworth would like to be vice-president and that Meadows would

consent to have his brother take the cashiership."

"No doubt, no doubt," said Mr. Masters, smiling. It was his habit to

smile when he felt the impulse to frown. He did not like to seem

ignorant of anything going on in the bank, so he said no more to

Millard, but let the conversation drop. He presently regretted this, and

by the time Millard had reached his desk he was recalled.

"You understand that Mr. Farnsworth and Meadows are acting in concert?"

"I have reason to think so."

"Do you think it would be wise to make Mr. Farnsworth vice-president?"

Millard turned the palms of his hands upward and shrugged his shoulders.

He made no other reply than to add, "You know him as well as I do."

"Who would be a good man for the place?"

"Have you thought of Hilbrough?"

"Yes, he would bring real strength to the bank; and, Mr. Millard, there

is one promotion I have long had in mind," said the president. "You

ought to be made assistant cashier, with a considerably larger salary

than you have been getting."

Millard made a slight bow. "I'm sure you don't expect me to offer

serious opposition to that proposal." Then he could not refrain from

adding, "I believe Mr. Farnsworth and Meadows have also reached that

conclusion."

There was no opportunity to reply to this; Farnsworth was heard wheezing

outside the door.

Masters thought rapidly that afternoon. He admitted to himself, as he

had hardly done before, that he was growing old and that a successful

bank ought to have some more vigorous man than he in its management;

some man of ideas more liberal than Farnsworth's, and of more age and

experience than this young Millard. His mind turned to Hilbrough, the

real-estate agent in Montague Street, Brooklyn. First a poor clerk, then

a small collector of tenement-house rents, then a prosperous real-estate

agent and operator on his own account, he had come by shrewd investment

to be a rich man. He was accustomed to make call loans to a large amount

on collateral security, and his business was even now almost that of a

private banker. A director in the Bank of Manhadoes from its beginning

and one of its largest stockholders, he was the most eligible man to

succeed Masters in the active management of its affairs, and the only

man whose election once proposed would certainly command the support of

the directors against the scheme of Farnsworth. He was the one possible

man who would prove quite too large for Farnsworth's domineering. It

was with a pang that Masters reflected that he too would be effaced in a

measure by the advent of a man so vital as Warren Hilbrough; but there

was for him only the choice between being effaced by Hilbrough's

superior personality and being officially put out of the way by

Farnsworth's process of slow torture. He saw, too, that a bank with four

high-grade officers would have a more stable official equilibrium than

one where the power is shared between two. The head of such an

institution is sheltered from adverse intrigues by the counterpoise of

the several officers to one another.

If Masters had needed any stimulus to his resolution to contravene the

ambitious plans of the cashier, Mrs. Masters would have supplied it.

When she heard of Farnsworth's scheme, she raised again her old cry of

_Carthago delenda est_, Farnsworth must be put out. In her opinion

nothing else would meet the requirement of poetic justice; but she

despaired of persuading Masters to a measure so extreme. It was always

the way. Mr. Masters was too meek for anything; he would let people run

over him.

But Masters had no notion of being run over. He went to the office every

day, and from the office he went to his country-place in New Jersey

every afternoon. There was nothing in his actions to excite the

suspicion of the cashier, who could not know that negotiations with

Hilbrough, and the private submission of the proposition to certain

directors, had all been intrusted to the tact of Charley Millard. It was

rather hard on Millard, too; for though he enjoyed his success in an

undertaking so delicate, he regretted two dinner parties and one

desirable reception that he was compelled to forego in order to carry on

his negotiations out of bank hours.

The day before the directors met, Farnsworth confided to Millard his

intention to have him made assistant cashier. Millard said that if Mr.

Masters and the directors should agree to that he would be very well

pleased. Considering his evident loyalty to Masters, Farnsworth did not

think it wise to tell Millard anything further.

In the board of directors Meadows sat with a more than usually defiant

face--with a face which showed premonitions of exultation. Farnsworth

felt sure of his game, but he found breathing so laborious that he did

not show any emotion. Masters thought it best to soften the humiliation

of his associate as much as possible by forestalling his proposition. So

at the first moment he suggested to the directors that the bank needed

new force, on account both of his own advancing years and of Mr.

Farnsworth's ill-health, much aggravated by his excessive industry. He

therefore proposed to have Mr. Hilbrough made vice-president with the

same salary as that paid to the president, to add a thousand to the

cashier's salary, and to promote Mr. Millard to be assistant cashier on

a salary of five thousand a year. He said that the prosperity of the

bank justified the increased expense, and that the money would be well

invested.

Meadows opposed this plan as extravagant. He favored the promotion of

Mr. Millard, and the promotion of Mr. Farnsworth to be vice-president,

leaving the cashiership vacant for a while. But the directors,

accustomed to follow the lead of Masters and Hilbrough, and suspicious

of Meadows as habitually factious, voted the president's proposition.

Farnsworth went home and to bed. Then he asked for a vacation and went

South. The bank officers sent him a handsome bouquet when he sailed away

on the Savannah steamer; for commerce by the very rudeness of its

encounters makes men forgiving. In business it is unprofitable to

cherish animosities, and contact with a great variety of character makes

business men usually more tolerant than men of secluded lives.

Farnsworth, for his part, was as pleased as a child might have been with

the attention paid him on his departure, and Mrs. Farnsworth was

delighted that her husband had consented to take rest, and "make the

others do their share of the work."

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