CHAPTER X.

Crockett's Tour to the North and the East.

His Reelection to Congress.--The Northern Tour.--First Sight of a

Railroad.--Reception in Philadelphia.--His First Speech.--Arrival in

New York.--The Ovation there.--Visit to Boston.--Cambridge and

Lowell.--Specimens of his Speeches.--Expansion of his Ideas.--Rapid

Improvement.

Colonel Crockett, having been reelected again repaired to Washington.

During the session, to complete his education, and the better to

prepare himself as a legislator for the whole nation, he decided to

take a short trip to the North and the East. His health had also begun

to fail, and his physicians advised him to go. He was thoroughly

acquainted with the Great West. With his rifle upon his shoulder, in

the Creek War, he had made wide explorations through the South. But the

North and the East were regions as yet unknown to him.

On the 25th of April, 1834, he left Washington for this Northern tour.

He reached Baltimore that evening, where he was invited to a supper by

some of the leading gentlemen. He writes:

"Early next morning. I started for Philadelphia, a place where I had

never been. I sort of felt lonesome as I went down to the steamboat.

The idea of going among a new people, where there are tens of thousands

who would pass me by without knowing or caring who I was, who are all

taken up with their own pleasures or their own business, made me feel

small; and, indeed, if any one who reads this book has a grand idea of

his own importance, let him go to a big city, and he will find that he

is not higher valued than a coonskin.

"The steamboat was the Carroll of Carrollton, a fine craft, with the

rum old Commodore Chaytor for head man. A good fellow he is--all sorts

of a man--bowing and scraping to the ladies, nodding to the gentlemen,

cursing the crew, and his right eye broad-cast upon the 'opposition

line,' all at the same time. 'Let go!' said the old one, and off we

walked in prime style.

"Our passage down Chesapeake Bay was very pleasant. In a very short run

we came to a place where we were to get on board the rail-cars. This

was a clean new sight to me. About a dozen big stages hung on to one

machine. After a good deal of fuss we all got seated and moved slowly

off; the engine wheezing as though she had the tizzic. By-and-by, she

began to take short breaths, and away we went, with a blue streak after

us. The whole distance is seventeen miles. It was run in fifty-five

minutes.

"At Delaware City, I again embarked on board of a splendid steamboat.

When dinner was ready, I set down with the rest of the passengers.

Among them was Rev. O. B. Brown, of the Post-Office Department, who sat

near me. During dinner he ordered a bottle of wine, and called upon me

for a toast. Not knowing whether he intended to compliment me, or abash

me among so many strangers, or have some fun at my expense, I concluded

to go ahead, and give him and his like a blizzard. So our glasses being

filled, the word went round, 'A toast from Colonel Crockett.' I give it

as follows: 'Here's wishing the bones of tyrant kings may answer in

hell, in place of gridirons, to roast the souls of Tories on.' At this

the parson appeared as if he was stumpt. I said, 'Never heed; it was

meant for where it belonged.' He did not repeat his invitation, and I

eat my dinner quietly.

"After dinner I went up on the deck, and saw the captain hoisting three

flags. Says I, 'What does that mean?' He replied, that he was under

promise to the citizens of Philadelphia, if I was on board, to hoist

his flags, as a friend of mine had said he expected I would be along

soon.

"We went on till we came in sight of the city and as we advanced

towards the wharf, I saw the whole face of the earth covered with

people, all anxiously looking on towards the boat. The captain and

myself were standing on the bow-deck; he pointed his finger at me, and

people slung their hats, and huzzaed for Colonel Crockett. It struck me

with astonishment to hear a strange people huzzaing for me, and made me

feel sort of queer. It took me so uncommon unexpected, as I had no idea

of attracting attention. But I had to meet it, and so I stepped on to

the wharf, where the folks came crowding around me, saying, 'Give me

the hand of an honest man.' I did not know what all this meant: but

some gentleman took hold of me, and pressing through the crowd, put me

into an elegant barouche, drawn by four fine horses; they then told me

to bow to the people: I did so, and with much difficulty we moved off.

The streets were crowded to a great distance, and the windows full of

people, looking out, I suppose, to see the wild man. I thought I had

rather be in the wilderness with my gun and dogs, than to be attracting

all that fuss. I had never seen the like before, and did not know

exactly what to say or do. After some time we reached the United States

Hotel, in Chesnut Street."

"The crowd had followed me filling up the street, and pressing into the

house to shake hands. I was conducted up stairs, and walked out on a

platform, drew off my hat, and bowed round to the people. They cried

out from all quarters, 'A speech, a speech, Colonel Crockett.'

"After the noise had quit, so I could be heard, I said to them the

following words:

"'GENTLEMEN OF PHILADELPHIA:

"'My visit to your city is rather accidental. I had no expectation of

attracting any uncommon attention. I am travelling for my health,

without the least wish of exciting the people in such times of high

political feeling. I do not wish to encourage it. I am unable at this

time to find language suitable to return my gratitude to the citizens

of Philadelphia. However, I am almost induced to believe it

flattery--perhaps a burlesque. This is new to me, yet I see nothing but

friendship in your faces; and if your curiosity is to hear the

backwoodsman, I will assure you I am illy prepared to address this most

enlightened people. However, gentlemen, if this is a curiosity to you,

if you will meet me to-morrow, at one o'clock, I will endeavor to

address you, in my plain manner.'

"So I made my obeisance to them, and retired into the house."

It is true that there was much of mere curiosity in the desire to see

Colonel Crockett. He was a strange and an incomprehensible man. His

manly, honest course in Congress had secured much respect. But such

developments of character as were shown in his rude and vulgar toast,

before a party of gentlemen and ladies, excited astonishment. His

notoriety preceded him, wherever he went; and all were alike curious to

see so strange a specimen of a man.

The next morning, several gentlemen called upon him, and took him in a

carriage to see the various objects of interest in the city. The

gentlemen made him a present of a rich seal, representing two horses at

full speed, with the words, "Go Ahead." The young men also made him a

present of a truly magnificent rifle. From Philadelphia he went to New

York. The shipping astonished him. "They beat me all hollow," he says,

"and looked for all the world like a big clearing in the West, with the

dead trees all standing."

There was a great crowd upon the wharf to greet him. And when the

captain of the boat led him conspicuously forward, and pointed him out

to the multitude, the cheering was tremendous. A committee conducted

him to the American Hotel, and treated him with the greatest

distinction. Again he was feted, and loaded with the greatest

attentions. He was invited to a very splendid supper, got up in his

honor, at which there were a hundred guests. The Hon. Judge Clayton, of

Georgia, was present, and make a speech which, as Crockett says, fairly

made the tumblers hop.

Crockett was then called up, as the "undeviating supporter of the

Constitution and the laws." In response to this toast, he says,

"I made a short speech, and concluded with the story of the red cow,

which was, that as long as General Jackson went straight, I followed

him; but when he began to go this way, and that way, and every way, I

wouldn't go after him; like the boy whose master ordered him to plough

across the field to the red cow. Well, he began to plough, and she

began to walk; and he ploughed all forenoon after her. So when the

master came, he swore at him for going so crooked. 'Why, sir,' said the

boy, 'you told me to plough to the red cow, and I kept after her, but

she always kept moving.'"

His trip to New York was concluded by his visiting Jersey City to

witness a shooting-match with rifles. He was invited to try his hand.

Standing, at the distance of one hundred and twenty feet, he fired

twice, striking very near the centre of the mark. Some one then put up

a quarter of a dollar in the midst of a black spot, and requested him

to shoot at it. The bullet struck the coin, and as Crockett says made

slight-of-hand work with it.

From New York he went to Boston. There, an the opponent of some of

President Jackson's measures which were most offensive to the New

England people, he was feted with extraordinary enthusiasm. He dined

and supped, made speeches, which generally consisted of but one short

anecdote, and visited nearly all the public institutions.

Just before this, Andrew Jackson had received from Harvard University

the honorary title of LL.D. Jackson was no longer a favorite of

Crockett. The new distinguished guest, the renowned bear-hunter, was in

his turn invited to visit Harvard. He writes:

"There were some gentlemen that invited me to go to Cambridge, where

the big college or university is, where they keep ready-made titles or

nick-names to give people. I would not go, for I did not know but they

might stick an LL.D. on me before they let me go; and I had no idea of

changing 'Member of the House of Representatives of the United States,'

for what stands for 'lazy, lounging dunce,' which I am sure my

constituents would have translated my new title to be. Knowing that I

had never taken any degree, and did not own to any--except a small

degree of good sense not to pass for what I was not--I would not go it.

There had been one doctor made from Tennessee already, and I had no

wish to put on the cap and bells.

"I told them that I did not go to this branding school; I did not want

to be tarred with the same stick; one dignitary was enough from

Tennessee; that as far as my learning went, I would stand over it, and

spell a strive or two with any of them, from a-b-ab to crucifix, which

was where I left off at school."

A gentleman, at a dinner-party, very earnestly invited Crockett to

visit him. He returned the compliment by saying:

"If you ever come to my part of the country, I hope you will call and

see me."

"And how shall I find where you live?" the gentleman inquired.

"Why, sir," Crockett answered, "run down the Mississippi till you come

to the Oberon River. Run a small streak up that; jump ashore anywhere,

and inquire for me."

From Boston, he went to Lowell. The hospitality he had enjoyed in

Boston won his warmest commendation. At Lowell, he was quite charmed by

the aspect of wealth, industry, and comfort which met his eye. Upon his

return to Boston, he spent the evening, with several gentlemen and

ladies at the pleasant residence of Lieutenant-Governor Armstrong. In

reference to this visit, he writes:

"This was my last night in Boston, and I am sure, if I never see the

place again, I never can forget the kind and friendly manner in which I

was treated by them. It appeared to me that everybody was anxious to

serve me, and make my time agreeable. And as a proof that comes

home--when I called for my bill next morning, I was told there was no

charge to be paid by me, and that he was very much delighted that I had

made his house my home. I forgot to mention that they treated me so in

Lowell--but it is true. This was, to me, at all events, proof enough of

Yankee liberality; and more than they generally get credit for. In

fact, from the time I entered New England, I was treated with the

greatest friendship; and, I hope, never shall forget it; and I wish all

who read this book, and who never were there, would take a trip among

them. If they don't learn how to make money, they will know how to use

it; and if they don't learn industry, they will see how comfortable

everybody can be that turns his hands to some employment."

Crockett was not a mere joker. He was an honest man, and an earnest

man; and under the tuition of Congress had formed some very decided

political principles, which he vigorously enforced with his rude

eloquence.

When he first went to Congress he was merely a big boy, of very strong

mind, but totally uninformed, and uncultivated. He very rapidly

improved under the tuition of Congress; and in some degree awoke to the

consciousness of his great intellectual imperfections. Still he was

never diffident. He closed one of his off-hand after-dinner speeches in

Boston, by saying:

"Gentlemen of Boston, I come here as a private citizen, to see you, and

not to show myself. I had no idea of attracting attention. But I feel

it my duty to thank you, with my gratitude to you, and with a gratitude

to all who have given a plain man, like me, so kind a reception. I come

from a great way off. But I shall never repent of having been persuaded

to come here, and get a knowledge of your ways, which I can carry home

with me. We only want to do away prejudice and give the people

information.

"I hope, gentlemen, you will excuse my plain, unvarnished ways, which

may seem strange to you here. I never had but six months' schooling in

all my life. And I confess, I consider myself a poor tyke to be here

addressing the most intelligent people in the world. But I think it the

duty of every representative of the people, when he is called upon, to

give his opinions. And I have tried to give you a little touch of mine."

Every reader will be interested in the perusal of the following serious

speech, which he made in Boston. It is a fair specimen of his best

efforts, and will give one a very correct idea of his trains of

thought, and modes of expression. It also clearly shows the great

questions which agitated the country at that time. It can easily be

perceived that, as a stump orator in the far West, Crockett might have

exercised very considerable power. This phase of his peculiar character

is as worthy of consideration as any other.

"GENTLEMEN:

"By the entire friendship of the citizens of Boston, as well as the

particular friendship with which you have received me this evening, I

have been brought to reflect on times that have gone by, and review a

prejudice that has grown up with me, as well as thousands of my Western

and Southern friends. We have always been taught to look upon the

people of New England as a selfish, cunning set of fellows, that was

fed on fox-ears and thistle-tops; that cut their wisdom-teeth as soon

as they were born; that made money by their wits, and held on to it by

nature; that called cheatery mother-wit; that hung on to political

power because they had numbers; that raised up manufactures to keep

down the South and West; and, in fact, had so much of the devil in all

their machinery, that they would neither lead nor drive, unless the

load was going into their own cribs. But I assure you, gentlemen, I

begin to think different of you, and I think I see a good many good

reasons for so doing.

"I don't mean that because I eat your bread and drink your liquor, that

I feel so. No; that don't make me see clearer than I did. It is your

habits, and manners, and customs; your industry; your proud,

independent spirits; your hanging on to the eternal principles of right

and wrong; your liberality in prosperity, and your patience when you

are ground down by legislation, which, instead of crushing you, whets

your invention to strike a path without a blaze on a tree to guide you;

and above all, your never-dying, deathless grip to our glorious

Constitution. These are the things that make me think that you are a

mighty good people."

Here the speaker was interrupted by great applause.

"Gentlemen, I believe I have spoke the truth, and not flattery; I ain't

used to oily words; I am used to speak what I think, of men, and to

men. I am, perhaps, more of a come-by-chance than any of you ever saw;

I have made my way to the place I now fill, without wealth, and against

education; I was raised from obscurity, and placed in the high councils

of the nation, by the kindness and liberality of the good people of my

district--a people whom I will never be unfaithful to, here or

elsewhere; I love them, and they have honored me; and according as God

has given me judgment, I'll use it for them, come of me what may.

"These people once passed sentence upon me of a two years'

stay-at-home, for exercising that which I contend belongs to every

freeman in this nation: that was, for differing in opinion with the

chief magistrate of this nation. I was well acquainted with him. He was

but a man; and, if I was not before, my constituents had made a man of

me. I had marched and counter-marched with him: I had stood by him in

the wars, and fought under his flag at the polls: I helped to heap the

measure of glory that has crushed and smashed everything that has come

in contact with it: I helped to give him the name of 'Hero,' which,

like the lightning from heaven, has scorched and blasted everything

that stood in its way--a name which, like the prairie fire, you have to

burn against, or you are gone--a name which ought to be the first in

war, and the last in peace--a name which, like 'Jack-o'-the lantern,

blinds your eyes while you follow it through mud and mire.

"Gentlemen, I never opposed Andrew Jackson for the sake of popularity.

I knew it was a hard row to hoe; but I stood up to the rack,

considering it a duty I owed to the country that governed me. I had

reviewed the course of other Presidents, and came to the conclusion

that he did not of right possess any more power than those that had

gone before him. When he transcended that power, I put down my foot. I

knew his popularity; that he had come into place with the largest

majority of any one that had gone before him, who had opposition: but

still, I did not consider this as giving him the right to do as he

pleased, and construe our Constitution to meet his own views.

"We had lived the happiest people under the sun for fifty years,

governed by the Constitution and laws, on well-established

constructions: and when I saw the Government administered on new

principles, I objected, and was politically sacrificed: I persisted in

my sins, having a clear conscience, that before God and my country, I

had done my duty.

"My constituents began to look at both sides; and finally, at the end

of two years, approving of my course, they sent me back to Congress--a

circumstance which was truly gratifying to me.

"Gentlemen, I opposed Andrew Jackson in his famous Indian bill, where

five hundred thousand dollars were voted for expenses, no part of which

has yet been accounted for, as I have seen. I thought it extravagant as

well as impolitic. I thought the rights reserved to the Indians were

about to be frittered away; and events prove that I thought correct.

"I had considered a treaty as the sovereign law of the land; but now

saw it considered as a matter of expedience, or not, as it pleased the

powers that be. Georgia bid defiance to the treaty-making power, and

set at nought the Intercourse Act of 1802; she trampled it under foot;

she nullified it: and for this, she received the smiles and approbation

of Andrew Jackson. And this induced South Carolina to nullify the

Tariff. She had a right to expect that the President was favorable to

the principle: but he took up the rod of correction, and shook it over

South Carolina, and said at the same time to Georgia, 'You may nullify,

but South Carolina shall not.'

"This was like his consistency in many other matters. When he was a

Senator in Congress, he was a friend to internal improvements, and

voted for them. Everything then that could cement the States together,

by giving them access the one to the other, was right. When he got into

power, some of his friends had hard work to dodge, and follow, and

shout. I called off my dogs, and quit the hunt. Yes, gentlemen,

Pennsylvania, and Ohio, and Tennessee, and other States, voted for him,

as a supporter of internal improvements.

"Was he not a Tariff man? Who dare deny it! When did we first hear of

his opposition? Certainly not in his expression that he was in favor of

a judicious tariff. That was supposed to be a clincher, even in New

England, until after power lifted him above the opposition of the

supporters of a tariff.

"He was for putting down the monster 'party,' and being the President

of the people. Well, in one sense, this he tried to do: he put down

every one he could who was opposed to him, either by reward or

punishment; and could all have come into his notions, and bowed the

knee to his image, I suppose it might have done very well, so far as he

was concerned. Whether it would have been a fair reading of his famous

letter to Mr. Monroe, is rather questionable. He was to reform the

Government. Now, if reformation consists in turning out and putting in,

he did it with a vengeance.

"He was, last of all, to retrench the expenditures. Well, in time, I

have no doubt, this must be done; but it will not consist in the

abolishing useless expenditures of former Administrations. No,

gentlemen; the spoils belonged to the victor; and it would never do to

lessen the teats when the litter was doubled. The treasury trough had

to be extended, and the pap thickened; kin were to be provided for; and

if all things keep on as they are, his own extravagances will have to

be retrenched, or you will get your tariff up again as high as you

please.

"I recollect a boy once, who was told to turn the pigs out of the

corn-field. Well, he made a great noise, hallooing and calling the

dogs--and came back. By-and-by his master said, 'Jim, you rascal! you

didn't turn out the pigs.' 'Sir,' said he, 'I called the dogs, and set

them a-barking.'

"So it was with that big Retrenchment Report, in 1828. Major Hamilton

got Chilton's place as chairman--and called the dogs. Ingham worked

honestly, like a beaver; Wickliff was as keen as a cutworm: all of them

worked hard; and they did really, I suppose, convince themselves that

they had found out a great deal of iniquity; or, what was more

desirable, convinced the people that Andrew Jackson and his boys were

the only fellows to mend shoes for nothing, and find their own candles.

Everett and Sargeant, who made the minority report, were scouted at.

What has come of all this? Nothing--worse than nothing. Jackson used

these very men like dogs: they knew too much, and must be got rid off,

or they would stop his profligacy too. They were greased and swallowed:

and he gave them up to the torments of an anti-Jackson conscience.

"Yes, gentlemen, as long as you think with him, very well; but if

not--clear out; make way for some fellow who has saved his wind; and

because he has just begun to huzza, has more wind to spare. General

Jackson has turned out more men for opinion's sake, than all other

Presidents put together, five times over: and the broom sweeps so low

that it reaches the humblest officer who happens to have a mean

neighbor to retail any little story which he may pick up.

"I voted for Andrew Jackson because I believed he possessed certain

principles, and not because his name was Andrew Jackson, or the Hero,

or Old Hickory. And when he left those principles which induced me to

support him, I considered myself justified in opposing him. This thing

of man-worship I am a stranger to; I don't like it; it taints every

action of life; it is like a skunk getting into a house--long after he

has cleared out, you smell him in every room and closet, from the

cellar to the garret.

"I know nothing, by experience, of party discipline. I would rather be

a raccoon-dog, and belong to a negro in the forest, than to belong to

any party, further than to do justice to all, and to promote the

interests of my country. The time will and must come, when honesty will

receive its reward, and when the people of this nation will be brought

to a sense of their duty, and will pause and reflect how much it cost

us to redeem ourselves from the government of one man. It cost the

lives and fortunes of thousands of the best patriots that ever lived.

Yes, gentlemen, hundreds of them fell in sight of your own city.

"I this day walked over the great battle-ground of Bunker's Hill, and

thought whether it was possible that it was moistened with the sacred

blood of our heroes in vain, and that we should forget what they fought

for.

"I hope to see our once happy country restored to its former peace and

happiness, and once more redeemed from tyranny and despotism, which, I

fear, we are on the very brink of. We see the whole country in

commotion: and for what? Because, gentlemen, the true friends of

liberty see the laws and Constitution blotted out from the heads and

hearts of the people's leaders: and their requests for relief are

treated with scorn and contempt. They meet the same fate that they did

before King George and his parliament. It has been decided by a

majority of Congress, that Andrew Jackson shall be the Government, and

that his will shall be the law of the land. He takes the

responsibility, and vetoes any bill that does not meet his approbation.

He takes the responsibility, and seizes the treasury, and removes it

from where the laws had placed it; and now, holding purse and sword,

has bid defiance to Congress and to the nation.

"Gentlemen, if it is for opposing those high-handed measures that you

compliment me, I say I have done so, and will do so, now and forever. I

will be no man's man, and no party's man, other than to be the people's

faithful representative: and I am delighted to see the noble spirit of

liberty retained so boldly here, where the first spark was kindled; and

I hope to see it shine and spread over our whole country.

"Gentlemen, I have detained you much longer than I intended: allow me

to conclude by thanking you for your attention and kindness to the

stranger from the far West."

The following extract also shows the candor of his mind, his anxiety to

learn, and the progress his mind was making in the science of political

economy:

"I come to your country to get a knowledge of things, which I could get

in no other way but by seeing with my own eyes, and hearing with my

awful ears--information I can't get, and nobody else, from book

knowledge. I come, fellow-citizens, to get a knowledge of the

manufacturing interest of New England. I was over-persuaded to come by

a gentleman who had been to Lowell and seen the manufactories of your

State--by General Thomas, of Louisiana. He persuaded me to come and see.

"When I was first chose to Congress, I was opposed to the protecting

system. They told me it would help the rich, and hurt the poor; and

that we in the West was to be taxed by it for the benefit of New

England. I supposed it was so; but when I come to hear it argued in the

Congress of the nation, I begun to have a different opinion of it. I

saw I was opposing the best interest of the country: especially for the

industrious poor man. I told my people who sent me to Congress, that I

should oppose it no longer: that without it, we should be obliged to

pay a tax to the British Government, and support them, instead of our

own labor. And I am satisfied of it the more since I have visited New

England. Only let the Southern gentlemen come here and examine the

manufactories, and see how it is, and it would make more peace than all

the legislation in Congress can do. It would give different ideas to

them who have been deluded, and spoke in strong terms of dissolving the

Union."

Crockett returned to Washington just in time to be present at the

closing scenes, and then set out for home. So much had been said of him

in the public journals, of his speeches and his peculiarities, that his

renown now filled the land.

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