CHAPTER IX.

VARIA.

Many of my readers who can recall the great “Times” trial will remember

the names of Pigott, and Tynan (the famous No. 1, who it was said gave

the signal for the murder of Lord F. Cavendish). It was a curious

coincidence that both these men were living at one time in my Parish of

Christ Church, Kingstown. I often made purchases at the little bookshop

kept by Tynan, and sometimes spoke with him. During my stay in Paris I

had a visit from the famous le Carron, who for a long time was a member

of the Clan-na-Gael in New York, and informed the Home Government of

their proceedings. He told me that he was formerly a choir boy in the

Embassy Church, and he related to me some of his thrilling adventures. He

died of consumption soon after his visit to Paris.

[Illustration: THE ELYSÉE, FROM THE FAUBOURG ST. HONORÉ.]

Some of the yearly customs on fête days in Paris are peculiar, and those

occurring in the winter season are less familiar than others—to English

visitors. New Year’s Day, the “Jour de l’an,” is kept as a National

Holiday, and presents of flowers and “objets d’art” are sent amongst

friends. Christmas Day is not kept with the like solemnity and joyousness

as with us—though becoming more a fête than it formerly was. Upon New

Year’s Day beggars are allowed in the streets, and it is often a ghastly

spectacle to see the poor creatures in all conditions of deformity

asking alms. A good deal is distributed amongst them, as the French are

very charitable to the Poor. At this season “booths” are allowed on the

Boulevards, when all sorts of toys, etc., are exposed for sale, some of

them mechanical and very ingenious. They are supposed for the most part

to have been made in the homes of the poor.

Shrove Tuesday (Mardi-gras) and Mid-Lent (Mi-carême) are also general

holidays. On the former there is a procession of fat cattle, and a

throwing of confetti in the main streets and Boulevards, where vehicular

traffic is suspended. I have seen the Grand Boulevards literally

six inches deep in confetti on a fine day. Mi-carême is marked by a

procession of the washerwomen, and in many particulars resembles our Lord

Mayor’s Show on November 9th, only it is more fantastic. The Grand Car

on these occasions is reserved for the Queen of the Laundries, who has

been solemnly chosen for her beauty. She rides triumphant, surrounded by

her “Court”—sometimes rather scantily dressed for the cold weather, and

stops at the Elysée, where she generally receives a present of a bracelet

at the hands of the President of the Republic. These functions are well

worth seeing—once.

The National Fête, to celebrate the declaration of the Republic, being

in warmer weather (July), is usually more of a festival in the open-air,

and is kept up late and early. Many families leave Paris for the country

before it comes off. It is emphatically the people’s fête, and one

feature of it is that dancing is allowed in the streets. Bandstands are

erected, usually opposite a restaurant, and in the evenings people gather

in large numbers. Inmates of flats near these bandstands suffer much (I

write from experience), for being the hot weather windows must be open,

and the noise is deafening.

“All Souls’” and “All Saints’” Days are religiously kept by most

Parisians, and thousands go to the cemeteries to place flowers on the

graves of their relations. It is a very interesting sight, and visitors

to Paris should not omit on these days to go to Père-la-Chaise, Passy,

Bolougne-sur-Seine, or one of the other cemeteries.

The French pay great respect to the dead. No funeral cortège is allowed

to trot in Paris whatever the distance to the cemetery, and most men

raise their hats and women cross themselves as the body passes in the

streets. Soldiers and officials always salute.

Burials are a monopoly in Paris. The Pompes funèbres is a great company,

who have decorations arranged and always ready for every church in

Paris, and everyone is buried by them, and in the “class” they choose

to pay for. There are seven or eight “classes,” and it is so arranged

that the rich pay for the poor. A first-class funeral is very rare, as

it costs a very large sum. Officials attend the poor man’s funeral—only

less gorgeously dressed—equally with the rich, and all things are done

decently and in order. As a sign of the times, not long before I left

Paris, I was called upon to take a funeral of an American at St. Germain,

some miles outside the fortifications. The family and friends went down

by train, and I went with the body, but in a motor-fourgon (hearse). When

we left the gates of the city we travelled very rapidly.

I noticed a marked change during my life in Paris in the keeping of

Sunday. Twenty years ago many shops were open, and there was little

to distinguish it from any other day. Now most places of business are

closed. Leagues were formed some years ago, advocating one day’s rest

in seven, and quite lately (1907) a law was passed requiring that all

employés should cease work on Sunday. Those compelled to work on that day

(in restaurants, etc.) must have another day. Alas! the change is not due

to a religious but a secular movement, and is solely to oblige one day’s

rest in the seven as a holiday. As far as it goes it is a good thing

for the people, and it is pleasant to see the orderly crowds enjoying

the open air in the Bois, the Parc Monceau, and other places, while one

regrets the irreligion which is so characteristic of the nation at this

time.

The well-known Mark Twain (Mr. Clements) came to Paris to complete (so

I understood) one of his books. No one knew of his presence amongst us

for some time. When I heard of it I went to see him in his hotel in the

Rue de Rivoli to ask him to give a public reading from his works for the

benefit of the proposed Church House. He put me off in his characteristic

way. I then went to see the Marquis of Dufferin and Ava—our Ambassador at

that time—and asked him if he would give a room at the Embassy if I could

persuade Mark Twain to read. He kindly agreed, and so did Mr. Clements.

We had a splendid success, the rooms were crowded. We obtained twenty

francs a ticket, and cleared some £200. American humour is sometimes

difficult for English people to appreciate, but no one could resist Mark

Twain. I shall always feel grateful to him for his kind help on that

occasion.

Among the many artists it was our privilege to know in Paris was the

eminent sculptor, Mr. Bruce Joy. He had then a studio in the city. We

still possess a replica of his well-known bust of the late Archbishop

Benson.

Paris is a city which might well be compared to the Adulamites Cave,

where all in distress and difficulty congregate. Among the unfortunates

was the late Oscar Wilde. I had known him a little in Dublin as a

student, and had also met him at Lady Wilde’s receptions. He came to

Paris to die. When I heard of his serious illness I went down at once to

enquire, but found he had passed away. The “concierge” told me that he

had been visited by a Priest, and baptized into the Roman Church. As is

often the case, the Baptism was administered when the patient was “in

extremis,” and knew nothing about it. The Roman Church, however, claimed

to take the funeral, and I could not object.

Curious mistakes were sometimes made by the French Postal authorities,

owing to the difficulty of language. Each Easter it was my custom to

send out a card to the members of the congregation giving notice of the

services, and at the foot a suitable quotation from the Scriptures. In

1895, I sent out the card as usual, and the passage was “The Lord is

Risen.” One came back to me through the dead-letter office addressed to

“The Lord is Risen, 5 Rue d’Aguesseau.”

All sorts of ideas and rumours were circulated when the French Church was

separated from the State. One morning a French gentleman called at the

Vestry and asked me if it was true that Sir Francis Bertie, our present

Ambassador in Paris, had purchased the Madeleine Church, our own being

too small! This is somewhat parallel to the story of an Irish clergyman,

who told me that the day after the bill passed to disestablish the Church

in Ireland he heard in the early morning a scythe going in his field. A

stranger was cutting his hay. Upon enquiry, the man said: “Sure, sir, the

Church is disestablished now, and I thought I would come early for my

share!”

The French often make curious mistakes in their translations into

English, but the same may be said, and perhaps more so, with respect

to our renderings into French, e.g., A young English girl was heard to

exclaim “Je suis cheval,” desiring to say she was hoarse. And another,

who had a touch of the same complaint, “Je ne peux pas hirondèle,”

meaning she could not swallow. Upon another occasion, when called to

play in public, a girl said “Je suis sûre de casser-en-bas,” in her fear

of coming to grief. It was rather a peculiar way to express hurry, when

one said “Je suis dans une dépèche.” I suppose most have heard the story

told by Dean Pigou, of Bristol, of the lady (I believe an American) who,

desiring a cab, called out “Cochon êtes-vous fiancé.” Another story,

which was current in my time, is worth repeating. A girl who had been

but a few months in Paris learning French was taken out by her parents

to a restaurant. Looking over the menu, she was asked to translate the

sentence “Ris de Veau à la financière,” which she told her delighted

parents was “the calf laughs at the Banker’s wife.” Many of such mistakes

arise when young people are placed in French families where no English is

spoken at all, and so their errors pass uncorrected.

Among the remarkable men who lived and died in Paris during my

chaplaincy was Mr. H. A. M. Butler-Johnstone. He had been for sixteen

years Member of Parliament for Canterbury, and as a youth was at Eton,

at the same time as His Majesty King Edward. He was closely identified

with the young Turkey party in Paris. He was on his way to the Post

Office in October, 1902, when he died suddenly in the street near the

Place Vendome. He was staying with his wife at the Hotel Continental,

but there being no funds, his funeral was undertaken by the British

Charitable Fund. I conducted his funeral, which was attended by quite a

number of the Turkish Colony in Paris. It was said that his financial

ruin was caused by his having lent £200,000 to the Turkish Government in

1877 to resist the encroachments of Russia. To raise this sum he sold his

pictures to the National Gallery, as well as his estates in England. It

was said that he gave great offence to the late Marquis of Salisbury by

the attitude he took up on the Russo-Turkish War.

In January, 1907, there was a remarkable gathering of eighty-six Prelates

of the Roman Church in Paris to discuss the attitude of the Church

towards the recently passed “Law of Separation.” What seemed the more

remarkable was that the gathering was held at the Château de la Muette

Passy, the residence of the Count and Countess de Francqueville, and that

the Countess presided at the lunch, she being a member of the Anglican

Communion. The Countess, as is well known, is the daughter of the Earl of

Selbourne, and niece of the late Bishop of Southwell.

[Illustration: PLACE DE LA CONCORDE.]

[Illustration: THE HISTORIC FOUNTAIN, PLACE DE LA CONCORDE.]

The concierge or hall porter occupies a responsible position in the

Paris house. A common answer to the question “Is life worth living?”

is—it depends upon the concierge. There is no doubt that a disagreeable

concierge can make things very uncomfortable, and it is necessary when

taking an “appartement” to gain his goodwill by a good tip. Otherwise

letters which are delivered at the lodge may not be brought up as soon as

they should be, and other little annoyances will frequently occur. It is

customary to give 50 to 100 francs to the concierge on New Year’s day,

according to the rent paid, to secure civility and good service through

the year. The concierge is the servant of the proprietor and not of the

tenant. Every quarter the rent is paid to the concierge, and must be paid

in cash. The cheque system as we have it in England is but little used in

France.

When I handed a cheque for my first quarter’s rent to the concierge he

looked at it, and said “What is this?” I was compelled to go down to the

Bank and get the money for him!

In taking an appartement (or flat) in Paris, the greatest care is

necessary. The “etat de lieu” or state of the flat must be taken both by

the architect of the landlord and your own. A document is drawn up, and

signed by both parties. Unless this is done all sorts of charges may be

made when the tenant leaves the flat, as, e.g., for every nail in the

walls or floors, every scratch on the paint, etc. I bought my experience

rather expensively in one of the flats I occupied.

Owing, it is said, to the lack of population, the law as to nationality

presses hard upon some foreigners in France. The law at present is that

“all children of parents born in France are French,” and male children

thus born are liable for military service. I knew several young men who

were thoroughly English, and who had always kept up their connection

with England and the English Colony in France, who, nevertheless, owing

to the fact that their parents were born in the country, were accounted

French, and had to go through their military service, and were liable

to be called up in time of war. It has naturally followed that when an

interesting event is expected in a British family, and where it can be

managed, a temporary change to the English climate has become desirable.

But this law presses very hardly upon the poor.

I am often asked as to whether it is more expensive to live in Paris than

in London. My experience is that London is the dearer city. In Paris

almost everyone lives in a flat, where it is not necessary to keep so

many servants as a house requires. Wages are about the same; but servants

in France are much more economical than in England. Food is dearer as

it is mostly taxed—the exception being fruit and vegetables, which come

into Paris free of duty. Wine of home culture is now exempt. Coal is

very expensive, being generally over £2 a ton; but then less is used,

as the houses in the best parts of the city are generally warmed. There

is, however, no income tax in France, and the municipal taxes are much

less—about one-half what they are in London. But the days when people

would go to Paris to largely economise are past; both capitals are

expensive for the upper and middle classes.

The carte telegram or “Petit bleu” is an advantage in Paris which one

misses much in London. This is a system by which a letter written on a

special form, which can be sealed and posted in a special box, with a

threepenny stamp, will be delivered in the city, by means of pneumatic

tubes, within an hour. It is a great convenience, and largely used by

Parisians.

The post offices, however, often afford a trying experience. The

officials seem in no hurry to attend to the customers, and there is no

appeal. They do not seem to consider themselves the servants of the

public in any way, and so the public suffer. The “Bureaux de Post”

are frequently badly ventilated, so that a long delay is not always

agreeable.

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