CHAPTER XIV

Verbeena floundered wild-eyed, wide-mouthed, panting into the tent of

the Sheik Amut Ben Butler.

She fled into the arms of Amut. She clung there girlishly trembling,

so tired she was exhausted.

"O, dash it all, dash it all--that man--that man--that _terrible_ man!

Save--save me! I'm all for you and Allah hereafter, Amut, save--save

me--save me from that _terrible man_!"

He held her as he had never held her before--as he never had been able

to hold her before.

He regarded the pitiful, gasping little figure which tried to kneel at

his feet, and, once more a deep and splendid chestiness came upon Amut

Ben Butler.

He--in spite of all--Allah, and by Jove, he loved her!

He had long wrestled with himself concerning it because it was

preferable than trying to wrestle with Verbeena.

Ah, the dear head now drooping that once so proudly poised with its

jaunty clubbed curls.

A lion's heart grew under the jelab of the old-time Boss of Oasis Nos.

4, 5, 12 and 16.

There was the sound of horsery and the clangor and click of camera men

without.

"Save me, O God, save me!" gasped Verbeena anew. "That man--that

_terrible_ man!"

Amut Ben Butler strode proudly to the flap of his tent and looked out.

"You just go away from here, every one of you, do you hear? Yes, I

mean you too--you big stiff with the silver cigarette case! I think

it's phoney anyway. My wife doesn't care to have anything to do with

you and I don't either. So back to your aeroplanes and flooey!"

In horror, in abject dread Verbeena's clubbed curls were buried in the

cushions. But in a little while her distrait, white face was lifted.

"Amut," she ventured, "Amut--has he gone?"

Amut Ben Butler carefully flicked a sandworm off his silver and black

girdle.

"Sure, darling," he answered. "I just went out and sent that whole

moving picture outfit reeling, Kingpin and all!"

She crept closely to him. Her strong young arms went about him.

"Amut, my love," she pleaded, "will you promise not to run away from

me any more?"

"May Allah cross my eyes and crack my teeth, if ever again I think of

it, my vibrant Verbie. I wouldn't wanter--ever--the way you act to me

now--so nice--so loving--just like a regular girlie."

He kissed her otherwise clubbed curls.

They snuggled close.

Ooooooh, awful close!

Throbs palpitant and passionate passed from one to the other--strong,

vertiginous, terrific, as of an aching tooth.

"Tell me, Amut," she said more softly than she ever knew she could,

"who after all the dickens are you?"

His blue eyes sparkling like opals in their ardor, looked down upon

her with a tenderness too ineffable to matriculate. But he sighed and

was silent.

"And--and why do you hate the English?"

"Hate the English? With you in my arms, sweet Verbie? Hate the

English! Only I used to, Verbeena mine--used to. But----"

"Who--who are you? Amut, as you love me speak!"

"I----"

"You----"

"Am----"

"Are----"

"I--I can hold the secret back from you no longer, throbbing jewel of

my passion. I----"

"You----"

"Am----" He doffed his turban and stood erect. He glanced fixedly into

her uplifted eyes. "The Crown Prince!"

"Crown Prince! Amut. Crown Prince of--of----"

"Of Chermany!"

"Mine Gott!" gasped Verbeena!

"That partnership has been dissolved, Verbeena lieber. But as soon as

Popper schnapps the manacles of Holland off him, a new and splendid

project will be put in operation by us ever magnificent and glorious

Hohenzollerns. New and great fortunes await us--here on the desert,

Verbeenalina! You bet your life on that! What do you think? We intend

to establish a chain of Imperial Breweries on the Sahara where

everybody is always so thirsty. Isn't that great, Verbie? How's that

for high?"

"Great--but I--I am English!"

"Aw--the war's over! Aw--come on, be a good little feller--I mean

sweetheart. Stick along."

"But your princess!"

"The Sahara is a wide-spot and there ain't many princesses got the

fare to Reno these days, Verbeenagaborden. And, besides, didn't you

draw up a fine Saharatic marriage contract? In lots of desert love

affairs in the novels they jolly well--how do you like my English so

swell spoken to please you?--don't never get so far as a scrap of

paper between them. Nothing between them--just nothing but----"

Verbeena looked at him demurely.

"True for you, Goldielocks," said she, adding with a courage that was

easily tantamount to bravery, "I'd rather be respectable than a best

seller any day!

"But--who in the world are these people around you? Spaghetti--who is

he?"

"The only ferdombt Italian who stuck when the treaty busted. Popper

was going to make him King of Rome or something good like that only

for what happened."

"And Hulda?"

"Sh--the Grand Duchess Hautenglautenschlitzenburg! She's hiding!"

"From what?"

"That name."

"But Mr. Hitchings--however did you come to have him for a friend?"

"Verbeenaheimer," laughed the Crown Prince, "that wasn't Mr.

Hitchings. It's Charlie of Austria. He expects to organize a circus

troupe and enter Vienna with a large company of desert men, himself

disguised as a dancing girl. Then some night they will burst from the

tent and Charlie will pull his crown from under his skirts and--there

you are! He'll be king again--for a minute.

"But me and popper and the chain of breweries----"

"Ah!"

"Yah!"

She snuggled to him closer and closer and closer and closer and closer

than that. Her magnificent long black lashes dusted off his cheek.

She smoothed back the fair hair that had been so strange to her in

company with the jet whiskers that once he had worn. She thought of

Cyril Gristmille and then she clung to him like a little leech--only,

you know, a warm leech.

"My prince--my prince--my Sheik Amut Never Ben King," she sighed

gustfully.

Entranced he grasped her to him fiercely his lips against her lips!

Their eyes were blazing, their veins throbbing, their bodies writhing

as he whispered tensely, tickling her under the chin:

"Tweetsy, tweetsy, Verbeena mine!"

Beyond the tent flap they saw the silver shaft of the magic moon and

caught glimpses of the stately palms where the dates clustered into

the years and to their ears came the sweet, silvery, insistent,

impassioned twillipping of the sandworms, the neighing of the beloved

horses, the music of the mules and the vibrant sweet cough of the

camels.

In delicious hectic harmony their pulses beat mutually at 110.

[Illustration: HOHENZOLLERN ANT. SON

IMPERIAL SAHARA BREWERIES

OUR TRADE MARK: HOCH DER BOCK!]

Transcriber's Notes:

Archaic and inconsistent spelling and punctuation retained.

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