The English Church Abroad

People say you must not try to abolish Christianity until you have

something better to put in its place. They might as well say we must not

take away turnpikes and corn laws till we have some other hindrances to

put in their place. Besides no one wants to abolish Christianity—all we

want is not to be snubbed and bullied if we reject the miraculous part of

it for ourselves.

At Biella an English clergyman asked if I was a Roman Catholic. I said,

quite civilly, that I was not a Catholic.

He replied that he had asked me not if I was a Catholic but if I was a

Roman Catholic. What was I? Was I an Anglican Catholic? So, seeing

that he meant to argue, I replied:

“I do not know. I am a Londoner and of the same religion as people

generally are in London.”

This made him angry. He snorted:

“Oh, that’s nothing at all;” and almost immediately left the table.

As much as possible I keep away from English-frequented hotels in Italy

and Switzerland because I find that if I do not go to service on Sunday I

am made uncomfortable. It is this bullying that I want to do away with.

As regards Christianity I should hope and think that I am more Christian

than not.

People ought to be allowed to leave their cards at church, instead of

going inside. I have half a mind to try this next time I am in a foreign

hotel among English people.

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