What I Said to the Milkman

One afternoon I heard a knock at the door and found it was the milkman.

Mrs. Doncaster [his laundress] was not there, so I took in the milk

myself. The milkman is a very nice man, and, by way of making himself

pleasant, said, rather complainingly, that the weather kept very dry.

I looked at him significantly and said: “Ah, yes, of course for your

business you must find it very inconvenient,” and laughed.

He saw he had been caught and laughed too. It was a very old joke, but

he had not expected it at that particular moment, and on the top of such

an innocent remark.

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