Beer and My Cat

Spilt beer or water seems sometimes almost human in its uncertainty

whether or no it is worth while to get ever such a little nearer to the

earth’s centre by such and such a slight trickle forward.

I saw my cat undecided in his mind whether he should get up on the table

and steal the remains of my dinner or not. The chair was some eighteen

inches away with its back towards the table, so it was a little

troublesome for him to get his feet first on the bar and then on the

table. He was not at all hungry but he tried, saw it would not be quite

easy and gave it up; then he thought better of it and tried again, and

saw again that it was not all perfectly plain sailing; and so backwards

and forwards with the first-he-would-and-then-he-wouldn’tism of a mind so

nearly in equilibrium that a hair’s weight would turn the scale one way

or the other.

I thought how closely it resembled the action of beer trickling on a

slightly sloping table.

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