Night-Shirts and Babies

On Hindhead, last Easter, we saw a family wash hung out to dry. There

were papa’s two great night-shirts and mamma’s two lesser night-gowns and

then the children’s smaller articles of clothing and mamma’s drawers and

the girls’ drawers, all full swollen with a strong north-east wind. But

mamma’s night-gown was not so well pinned on and, instead of being full

of steady wind like the others, kept blowing up and down as though she

were preaching wildly. We stood and laughed for ten minutes. The

housewife came to the window and wondered at us, but we could not resist

the pleasure of watching the absurdly life-like gestures which the

night-gowns made. I should like a _Santa Famiglia_ with clothes drying

in the background.

A love story might be told in a series of sketches of the clothes of two

families hanging out to dry in adjacent gardens. Then a gentleman’s

night-shirt from one garden, and a lady’s night-gown from the other

should be shown hanging in a third garden by themselves. By and by there

should be added a little night-shirt.

A philosopher might be tempted, on seeing the little night-shirt, to

suppose that the big night-shirts had made it. What we do is much the

same, for the body of a baby is not much more made by the two old babies,

after whose pattern it has cut itself out, than the little night-shirt is

made by the big ones. The thing that makes either the little night-shirt

or the little baby is something about which we know nothing whatever at

all.

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