II. THE NEW TESTAMENT

BUT we have the New Testament, the sequel of the Old, in which

Christians find the fulfillment of prophecies made by inspired Jews.

The New Testament vouches for the truth, the inspiration, of the Old,

and if the old is false, the New cannot be true.

In the New Testament we find all that we know about the life and

teachings of Jesus Christ.

It is claimed that the writers were divinely inspired, and that all they

wrote is true.

Let us see if these writers agree.

Certainly there should be no difference about the birth of Christ.

From the Christian's point of view, nothing could have been of greater

importance than that event.

Matthew says: "Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea, in the

days of Herod the King, behold there came wise men from the east to

Jerusalem.

"Saying, where is he that is born king of the Jews? for we have seen his

star in the east and are come to worship him."

Matthew does not tell us who these wise men were, from what country they

came, to what race they belonged. He did not even know their names.

We are also informed that when Herod heard these things he was troubled

and all Jerusalem with him; that he gathered the chief priests and asked

of them where Christ should be born and they told him that he was to be

born in Bethlehem.

Then Herod called the wise men and asked them when the star appeared,

and told them to go to Bethlehem and report to him.

When they left Herod, the star again appeared and went before them until

it stood over the place where the child was.

When they came to the child they worshiped him,--gave him gifts, and

being warned by God in a dream, they went back to their own country

without calling on Herod.

Then the angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream and told him to

take Mary and the child into Egypt for fear of Herod.

So Joseph took Mary and the child to Egypt and remained there until the

death of Herod.

Then Herod, finding that he was mocked by the wise men, "sent forth

and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem and in all the coasts

thereof from two years old and under."

After the death of Herod an angel again appeared in a dream to Joseph

and told him to take mother and child and go back to Palestine.

So he went back and dwelt in Nazareth.

Is this story true? Must we believe in the star and the wise men? Who

were these wise men? From what country did they come? What interest had

they in the birth of the King of the Jews? What became of them and their

star?

Of course I know that the Holy Catholic Church has in her keeping the

three skulls that belonged to these wise men, but I do not know where

the church obtained these relics, nor exactly how their genuineness has

been established.

Must we believe that Herod murdered the babes of Bethlehem?

Is it not wonderful that the enemies of Herod did not charge him with

this horror? Is it not marvelous that Mark and Luke and John forgot to

mention this most heartless of massacres?

Luke also gives an account of the birth of Christ. He says that there

went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be

taxed; that this was when Cyrenius was governor of Syria; that in

accordance with this decree, Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem to be

taxed; that at that place Christ was born and laid in a manger. He also

says that shepherds, in the neighborhood, were told of the birth by

an angel, with whom was a multitude of the heavenly host; that these

shepherds visited Mary and the child, and told others what they had seen

and heard.

He tells us that after eight days the child was named, Jesus; that forty

days after his birth he was taken by Joseph and Mary to Jerusalem,

and that after they had performed all things according to the law they

returned to Nazareth. Luke also says that the child grew and waxed

strong in spirit, and that his parents went every year to Jerusalem.

Do the accounts in Matthew and Luke agree? Can both accounts be true?

Luke never heard of the star, and Matthew knew nothing of the heavenly

host. Luke never heard of the wise men, nor Matthew of the shepherds.

Luke knew nothing of the hatred of Herod, the murder of the babes or

the flight into Egypt. According to Matthew, Joseph, warned by an angel,

took Mary and the child and fled into Egypt. According to Luke they all

went to Jerusalem, and from there back to Nazareth.

Both of these accounts cannot be true. Will some Christian scholar tell

us which to believe?

When was Christ born?

Luke says that it took place when Cyrenius was governor. Here is another

mistake. Cyrenius was not appointed governor until after the death of

Herod, and the taxing could not have taken place until ten years after

the alleged birth of Christ.

According to Luke, Joseph and Mary lived in Nazareth, and for the

purpose of getting them to Bethlehem, so that the child could be born

in the right place, the taxing under Cyrenius was used, but the writer,

being "inspired" made a mistake of about ten years as to the time of the

taxing and of the birth.

Matthew says nothing about the date of the birth, except that he was

born when Herod was king. It is now known that Herod had been dead ten

years before the taxing under Cyrenius. So, if Luke tells the truth,

Joseph, being warned by an angel, fled from the hatred of Herod ten

years after Herod was dead. If Matthew and Luke are both right Christ

was taken to Egypt ten years before he was born, and Herod killed the

babes ten years after he was dead.

Will some Christian scholar have the goodness to harmonize these

"inspired" accounts?

There is another thing.

Matthew and Luke both try to show that Christ was of the blood of David,

that he was a descendant of that virtuous king.

As both of these writers were inspired and as both received their

information from God, they ought to agree.

According to Matthew there was between David and Jesus twenty-seven

generations, and he gives all the names.

According to Luke there were between David and Jesus forty-two

generations, and he gives all the names.

In these genealogies--both inspired--there is a difference between David

and Jesus, a difference of some fourteen or fifteen generations.

Besides, the names of all the ancestors are different, with two

exceptions.

Matthew says that Joseph's father was Jacob. Luke says that Heli was

Joseph's father.

Both of these genealogies cannot be true, and the probability is that

both are false.

There is not in all the pulpits ingenuity enough to harmonize these

ignorant and stupid contradictions.

There are many curious mistakes in the words attributed to Christ.

We are told in Matthew, chapter xxiii, verse 35, that Christ said:

"That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth

from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias, son of

Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar."

It is certain that these words were not spoken by Christ. He could not

by any possibility have known that the blood of Zacharias had been shed.

As a matter of fact, Zacharias was killed by the Jews, during the seige

of Jerusalem by Titus, and this seige took place seventy-one years after

the birth of Christ, thirty-eight years after he was dead.

There is still another mistake.

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