III.

"THE SCIENCE OF THEOLOGY."

ALL the sciences--except Theology--are eager for facts--hungry for the

truth. On the brow of a finder of a fact the laurel is placed.

In a theological seminary, if a professor finds a fact inconsistent with

the creed, he must keep it secret or deny it, or lose his place. Mental

veracity is a crime, cowardice and hypocrisy are virtues.

A fact, inconsistent with the creed, is denounced as a lie, and the

man who declares or announces the fact is a blasphemer. Every professor

breathes the air of insincerity. Every one is mentally dishonest. Every

one is a pious fraud. Theology is the only dishonest science--the only

one that is based on belief--on credulity,--the only one that abhors

investigation, that despises thought and denounces reason.

All the great theologians in the Catholic Church have denounced reason

as the light furnished by the enemy of mankind--as the road that leads

to perdition. All the great Protestant theologians, from Luther to

the orthodox clergy of our time, have been the enemies of reason. All

orthodox churches of all ages have been the enemies of science. They

attacked the astronomers as though they were criminals--the geologists

as though they were assassins. They regarded physicians as the enemies

of God--as men who were trying to defeat the decrees of Providence.

The biologists, the anthropologists, the archaeologists, the readers of

ancient inscriptions, the delvers in buried cities, were all hated by

the theologians. They were afraid that these men might find something

inconsistent with the Bible.

The theologians attacked those who studied other religions. They

insisted that Christianity was not a growth--not an evolution--but

a revelation. They denied that it was in any way connected with any

natural religion.

The facts now show beyond all doubt that all religions came from

substantially the same source--but there is not an orthodox Christian

theologian who will admit the facts. He must defend his creed--his

revelation. He cannot afford to be honest. He was not educated in an

honest school. He was not taught to be honest. He was taught to believe

and to defend his belief, not only against argument but against facts.

There is not a theologian in the whole world who can produce the

slightest, the least particle of evidence tending to show that the Bible

is the inspired word of God.

Where is the evidence that the book of Ruth was written by an inspired

man? Where is the evidence that God is the author of the Song of

Solomon? Where is the evidence that any human being has been inspired?

Where is the evidence that Christ was and is God? Where is the evidence

that the places called heaven and hell exist? Where is the evidence that

a miracle was ever wrought?

There is none.

Theology is entirely independent of evidence.

Where is the evidence that angels and ghosts--that devils and gods

exist? Have these beings been seen or touched? Does one of our senses

certify to their existence?

The theologians depend on assertions. They have no evidence. They

claim that their inspired book is superior to reason and independent of

evidence.

They talk about probability--analogy--inferences--but they present no

evidence. They say that they know that Christ lived, in the same way

that they know that Caesar lived. They might add that they know Moses

talked with Jehovah on Sinai the same way they know that Brigham Young

talked with God in Utah. The evidence in both cases is the same,--none

in either.

How do they prove that Christ rose from the dead? They find the account

in a book. Who wrote the book? They do not know. What evidence is this?

None, unless all things found in books are true.

It is impossible to establish one miracle except by another--and that

would have to be established by another still, and so on without end.

Human testimony is not sufficient to establish a miracle. Each human

being, to be really convinced, must witness the miracle for himself.

They say that Christianity was established, proven to be true, by

miracles wrought nearly two thousand years ago. Not one of these

miracles can be established except by impudent and ignorant

assertion--except by poisoning and deforming the minds of the ignorant

and the young. To succeed, the theologians invade the cradle, the

nursery. In the brain of innocence they plant the seeds of superstition.

They pollute the minds and imaginations of children. They frighten the

happy with threats of pain--they soothe the wretched with gilded lies.

This perpetual insincerity stamps itself on the face--affects every

feature. We all know the theological countenance,--cold, unsympathetic,

cruel, lighted with a pious smirk,--no line of laughter--no dimpled

mirth--no touch of humor--nothing human.

This face is a rebuke, a reprimand to natural joy. It says to the happy:

"Beware of the dog"--"Prepare for death." This face, like the fabled

Gorgon, turns cheerfulness to stone. It is a protest against pleasure--a

warning and a threat.

You see every soul is a sculptor that fashions the features, and in this

way reveals itself.

Every thought leaves its impress.

The student of this science of theology must be taught in youth,--in

his mother's arms. These lies must be sown and planted in his brain the

first of all. He must be taught to believe, to accept without question.

He must be told that it is wicked to doubt, that it is sinful to

inquire--that Faith is a virtue and unbelief a crime.

In this way his mind is poisoned, paralyzed. On all other subjects he

has liberty--and in all other directions he is urged to study and think.

From his mother's arms he goes to the Sunday school. His poor little

mind is filled with miracles and wonders. He is told about a God who

made the world and who rewards and punishes. He is told that this God

is the author of the Bible--that Christ is his son. He is told about

original sin and the atonement, and he believes what he hears. No

reasons are given--no facts--no evidence is presented--nothing

but assertion. If he asks questions, he is silenced by more solemn

assertions and warned against the devices of the evil one. Every Sunday

school is a kind of inquisition where they torture and deform the minds

of children--where they force their souls into Catholic or Protestant

moulds--and do all they can to destroy the originality, the

individuality, and the veracity of the soul. In the theological seminary

the destruction is complete.

When the minister leaves the seminary, he is not seeking the truth.

He has it. He has a revelation from God, and he has a creed in exact

accordance with that revelation. His business is to stand by that

revelation and to defend that creed. Arguments against the revelation

and the creed he will not read, he will not hear. All facts that are

against his religion he will deny. It is impossible for him to be

candid. The tremendous "verities" of eternal joy, of everlasting pain

are in his creed, and they result from believing the false and denying

the true.

Investigation is an infinite danger, unbelief is an infinite offence

and deserves and will receive infinite punishment. In the shadow of this

tremendous "fact" his courage dies, his manhood is lost, and in his fear

he cries out that he believes, whether he does or not.

He says and teaches that credulity is safe and thought dangerous. Yet he

pretends to be a teacher--a leader, one selected by God to educate his

fellow-men.

These orthodox ministers have been the slanderers of the really great

men of our century. They denounced Lyell, the great geologist, for

giving facts to the world. They hated and belittled Humboldt, one of the

greatest and most intellectual of the race. They ridiculed and derided

Darwin, the greatest naturalist, the keenest observer, the best judge

of the value of a fact, the most wonderful discoverer of truth that the

world has produced.

In every orthodox pulpit stood a traducer of the greatest of

scientists--of one who filled the world with intellectual light.

The church has been the enemy of every science, of every real thinker,

and for many centuries has used her power to prevent intellectual

progress.

Ministers ought to be free. They should be the heralds of the ever

coming day, but they are the bats, the owls that inhabit ruins, that

hate the light. They denounce honest men who express their thoughts, as

blasphemers, and do what they can to close their mouths. For their Bible

they ask the protection of law. They wish to be shielded from laughter

by the Legislature. They ask that the arguments of their opponents

be answered by the courts. This is the result of a due admixture of

cowardice, hypocrisy and malice.

What valuable fact has been proclaimed from an orthodox pulpit? What

ecclesiastical council has added to the intellectual wealth of the

world?

Many centuries ago the church gave to Christendom a code of laws,

stupid, unphilosophic and brutal to the last degree.

The church insists that it has made man merciful and just. Did it do

this by torturing heretics--by extinguishing their eyes--by flaying them

alive? Did it accomplish this result through the Inquisition--by the

use of the thumb-screw, the rack and the fagot? Of what science has the

church been the friend and champion? What orthodox church has opened its

doors to a persecuted truth? Of what use has Christianity been to man?

They tell us that the church has been and is the friend of education.

I deny it. The church founded colleges not to educate men, but to

make proselytes, converts, defenders. This was in accordance with the

instinct of self-preservation. No orthodox church ever was, or ever

will be in favor of real education. A Catholic is in favor of enough

education to make a Catholic out of a savage, and the Protestant is in

favor of enough education to make a Protestant out of a Catholic, but

both are opposed to the education that makes free and manly men.

So, ministers say that they teach charity. This is natural. They live on

alms. All beggars teach that others should give.

So, they tell us that the church has built hospitals. This is not true.

Men have not built hospitals because they were Christians, but

because they were men. They have not built them for charity--but in

self-defence.

If a man comes to your door with the smallpox, you cannot let him in,

you cannot kill him. As a necessity, you provide a place for him. And

you do this to protect yourself. With this Christianity has had nothing

to do.

The church cannot give, because it does not produce. It is claimed that

the church has made men and women forgiving. I admit that the church has

preached forgiveness, but it has never forgiven an enemy--never. Against

the great and brave thinkers it has coined and circulated countless

lies. Never has the church told, or tried to tell, the truth about an

honest foe.

The church teaches the existence of the supernatural. It believes in

the divine sleight-of-hand--in the "presto" and "open sesame" of the

Infinite; in some invisible Being who produces effects without causes

and causes without effects; whose caprice governs the world and who can

be persuaded by prayer, softened by ceremony, and who will, as a reward

for faith, save men from the natural consequences of their actions.

The church denies the eternal, inexorable sequence of events.

What Good has the Church Accomplished?

It claims to have preached peace because its founder said, "I came not

to bring peace but a sword."

It claims to have preserved the family because its founder offered a

hundred-fold here and life everlasting to those who would desert wife

and children.

So, it claims to have taught the brotherhood of man and that the gospel

is for all the world, because Christ said to the woman of Samaria that

he came only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel, and declared that

it was not meet to take the bread of the children and cast it unto dogs.

In the name of Christ, who threatened eternal revenge, it has preached

forgiveness.

Of what Use are the Orthodox Ministers?

They are the enemies of pleasure. They denounce dancing as one of

the deadly sins. They are shocked at the wickedness of the waltz--the

pollution of the polka. They are the enemies of the theatre. They

slander actors and actresses. They hate them because they are rivals.

They are trying to preserve the sacredness of the Sabbath. It fills them

with malice to see the people happy on that day. They preach against

excursions and picnics--against those who seek the woods and the sea,

the shadows and the waves. They are filled with holy wrath against

bicycles and bloomers. They are opposed to divorces. They insist that

for the glory of God, husbands and wives who loathe each other should

be compelled to live together. They abhor all works of fiction, and love

the Bible. They declare that the literary master-pieces of the world are

unfit to be read. They think that the people should be satisfied with

sermons and poems about death and hell. They hate art--abhor the marbles

of the Greeks, and all representations of the human form. They want

nothing painted or sculptured but hands, faces and clothes. Most of the

priests are prudes, and publicly denounce what they secretly admire and

enjoy. In the presence of the nude they cover their faces with their

holy hands, but keep their fingers apart. They pretend to believe in

moral suasion, and want everything regulated by law. If they had the

power, they would prohibit everything that men and women really enjoy.

They want libraries, museums and art galleries closed on the Sabbath.

They would abolish the Sunday paper--stop the running of cars and all

public conveyances on the holy day, and compel all the people to enjoy

sermons, prayers and psalms.

These dear ministers, when they have poor congregations, thunder against

trusts, syndicates, and corporations--against wealth, fashion and

luxury. They tell about Dives and Lazarus, paint rich men in hell and

beggars in heaven. If their congregations are rich they turn their guns

in the other direction.

They have no confidence in education--in the development of the

brain. They appeal to hopes and fears. They ask no one to think--to

investigate. They insist that all shall believe. Credulity is the

greatest of virtues, and doubt the deadliest of sins.

These men are the enemies of science--of intellectual progress. They

ridicule and calumniate the great thinkers. They deny everything that

conflicts with the "sacred Scriptures." They still believe in the

astronomy of Joshua and the geology of Moses. They believe in the

miracles of the past, and deny the demonstrations of the present. They

are the foes of facts--the enemies of knowledge. A desire to be happy

here, they regard as wicked and worldly--but a desire to be happy in

another world, as virtuous and spiritual.

Every orthodox church is founded on mistake and falsehood. Every good

orthodox minister asserts what he does not know, and denies what he does

know.

What are the Orthodox Clergy Doing for the Good of Mankind?

Absolutely nothing.

What harm are they doing?

On every hand they sow the seeds of superstition. They paralyze the

minds, and pollute the imaginations of children. They fill their hearts

with fear. By their teachings, thousands become insane. With them,

hypocrisy is respectable and candor infamous.

They enslave the minds of men. Under their teachings men waste and

misdirect their energies, abandon the ends that can be accomplished,

dedicate their lives to the impossible, worship the unknown, pray to the

inconceivable, and become the trembling slaves of a monstrous myth born

of ignorance and fashioned by the trembling hands of fear.

Superstition is the serpent that crawls and hisses in every Eden and

fastens its poisonous fangs in the hearts of men.

It is the deadliest foe of the human race.

Superstition is a beggar--a robber, a tyrant.

Science is a benefactor.

Superstition sheds blood.

Science sheds light.

The dear preachers must give up the account of creation--the Garden of

Eden, the mud-man, the rib-woman, and the walking, talking, snake. They

must throw away the apple, the fall of man, the expulsion, and the gate

guarded by angels armed with swords. They must give up the flood and the

tower of Babel and the confusion of tongues. They must give up Abraham

and the wrestling match between Jacob and the Lord. So, the story of

Joseph, the enslavement of the Hebrews by the Egyptians, the story of

Moses in the bullrushes, the burning bush, the turning of sticks into

serpents, of water into blood, the miraculous creation of frogs, the

killing of cattle with hail and changing dust into lice, all must be

given up. The sojourn of forty years in the desert, the opening of the

Red Sea, the clothes and shoes that refused to wear out, the manna,

the quails and the serpents, the water that ran up hill, the talking of

Jehovah with Moses face to face, the giving of the Ten Commandments, the

opening of the earth to swallow the enemies of Moses--all must be thrown

away.

These good preachers must admit that blowing horns could not throw down

the walls of a city, that it was horrible for Jephthah to sacrifice his

daughter, that the day was not lengthened and the moon stopped for the

sake of Joshua, that the dead Samuel was not raised by a witch, that

a man was not carried to heaven in a chariot of fire, that the river

Jordan was not divided by the stroke of a cloak, that the bears did not

destroy children for laughing at a prophet, that a wandering soothsayer

did not collect lightnings from heaven to destroy the lives of innocent

men, that he did not cause rain and make iron float, that ravens did not

keep a hotel where preachers got board and lodging free, that the shadow

on a dial was not turned back ten degrees to show that a king was going

to recover from a boil, that Ezekiel was not told by God how to prepare

a dinner, that Jonah did not take cabin passage in a fish--and that all

the miracles in the old Testament are not allegories, or poems, but just

old-fashioned lies. And the dear preachers will be compelled to admit

that there never was a miraculous babe without a natural father, that

Christ, if he lived, was a man and nothing more. That he did not cast

devils out of folks--that he did not cure blindness with spittle and

clay, nor turn water into wine, nor make fishes and loaves of bread out

of nothing--that he did not know where to catch fishes with money in

their mouths--that he did not take a walk on the water--that he did

not at will become invisible--that he did not pass through closed

doors--that he did not raise the dead--that angels never rolled stones

from a sepulchre--that Christ did not rise from the dead and did not

ascend to heaven.

All these mistakes and illusions and delusions--all these miracles and

myths must fade from the minds of intelligent men.

My dear preachers, I beg you to tell the truth. Tell your congregations

that Moses was not the author of the Pentateuch. Tell them that nobody

knows who wrote the five books. Tell them that Deuteronomy was not

written until about six hundred years before Christ. Tell them that

nobody knows who wrote Joshua, or Judges, or Ruth, Samuel, Kings, or

Chronicles, Job, or the Psalms, or the Song of Solomon. Be honest,

tell the truth. Tell them that nobody knows who wrote Esther--that

Ecclesiastes was written long after Christ--that many of the prophecies

were written after the events pretended to be foretold had happened.

Tell them that Ezekiel and Daniel were insane. Tell them that nobody

knows who wrote the gospels, and tell them that no line about Christ

written by a contemporary has been found. Tell them it is all guess--and

may be, and perhaps. Be honest. Tell the truth, develop your brains, use

all your senses and hold high the torch of Reason.

In a few years the pulpits will be filled with teachers instead of

preachers--with thoughtful, brave, and honest men. The congregations

will be civilized--intellectually honest and hospitable.

Now, most of the ministers insist that the old falsehoods shall

be treated with reverence--that ancient lies with long white

beards--wrinkled and bald-headed frauds--round-shouldered and toothless

miracles, and palsied mistakes on crutches, shall be called allegories,

parables, oriental imagery, inspired poems. In their presence the

ungodly should remove their hats. They should respect the mould and moss

of antiquity. They should remember that these lies, these frauds, the

miracles and mistakes, have for thousands of years ruled, enslaved, and

corrupted the human race.

These ministers ought to know that their creeds are based on imagined

facts and demonstrated by assertion.

They ought to know that they have no evidence,--nothing but promises

and threats. They ought to know that it is impossible to conceive of

force existing without and before matter--that it is equally impossible

to conceive of matter without force--that it is impossible to conceive

of the creation or destruction of matter or force,--that it is

impossible to conceive of infinite intelligence dwelling from eternity

in infinite space, and that it is impossible to conceive of the creator,

or creation, of substance.

The God of the Christian is an enthroned guess--a perhaps--an inference.

No man, and no body of men, can answer the questions of the Whence and

Whither. The mystery of existence cannot be explained by the intellect

of man.

Back of life, of existence, we cannot go--beyond death we cannot see.

All duties, all obligations, all knowledge, all experience, are for this

life, for this world.

We know that men and women and children exist. We know that happiness,

for the most part, depends on conduct.

We are satisfied that all the gods are phantoms and that the

supernatural does not exist.

We know the difference between hope and knowledge, we hope for happiness

here and we dream of joy hereafter, but we do not know. We cannot

assert, we can only hope. We can have our dream. In the wide night our

star can shine and shed its radiance on the graves of those we love. We

can bend above our pallid dead and say that beyond this life there are

no sighs--no tears--no breaking hearts.

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