DOROTHY (_in dismay_). 'Of course I would!'

DOROTHEA. It's not so much

That I want James, as that you've made me cross.

In fact, if your behaviour had been such----

DOROTHY (_who, after a little puzzling is now in the act of writing_).

I'm glad to hear that you'll survive the loss.

DOROTHEA (_in slow horror_). You've spoilt it! Let me see!... 'Of course

I would....

'Of course I would be damned first....' Little cat!

DOROTHY. Don't be a silly child. As if you could

Abandon me for such a fool as that!

O Zurich! O Vienna! Can you be

So psychoanalytically dense

As not to grasp that by considering me

You gain a double health of spirit and sense?

DOROTHEA. I'll never find the man of my desire!

DOROTHY. Then break your heart over a silver birch.

DOROTHEA. But this! No girl could send off such a wire.

DOROTHY. Shock him--or else he'll get you to the church!

DOROTHEA. You're right. How often, and with how much pain,

We burst a lock to find--an empty room!

But that's all over. Let's be friends again

And so stay always!

DOROTHY. Till the crack of doom....

And here's _my_ gage! Accept the knife I took

From Borgia (how he'll rail at me, poor ghost!)

And with it--cut the master's newest book.

DOROTHEA. Where are you going?

DOROTHY. Going? To the post.

DOROTHEA. Don't hurry. Stop awhile, and take from _me_

A pledge of golden friendship unalloyed--

A cup of tea! With milk and sugar?

DOROTHY (_with profound contempt_). Tea!

'Oh, for a draught....' But here's to Jung!

DOROTHEA (_raising her cup_). And Freud!

1921.

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