INGERSOLL'S REPLY TO PROF. SWING

Prof. Swing has made a few remarks on this subject, and I say the

spirit he has exhibited has been as gentle and as sweet as the perfume

of a flower. He was too good a man to stay in the Presbyterian church.

He was a rose among thistles. He was a dove among vultures and they

hunted him out, and I am glad he came out. I tell all the churches to

drive all such men out, and when he comes I want him to state just what

he thinks. I want him to tell the people of Chicago whether he

believes the Bible is inspired in any sense except that in which

Shakespeare was inspired. Honor bright, I tell you that all the sweet

and beautiful things in the Bible would not make one play of

Shakespeare; all the philosophy in the world would not make one scene

in Hamlet; all the beauties of the Bible would not make one scene in

the Midsummer Night's Dream; all the beautiful things about woman in

the Bible would not begin to create such a character as Perditu or

Imogene or Miranda. Not one.

I want him to tell whether he believes the Bible was inspired in any

other way than Shakespeare was inspired. I want him to pick out

something as beautiful and tender as Burns' poem to Mary in Heaven. I

want him to tell whether he believes the story about the bears eating

up children; whether that is inspired. I want him to tell whether he

considers that a poem or not. I want to know if the same God made

those bears that devoured the children because they laughed at an old

man out of hair. I want to know if the same God that did that is the

same God who said, "Suffer little children to come unto me, for such is

the kingdom of Heaven." I want him to answer it, and answer it fairly.

That is all I ask. I want just the fair thing.

Now, sometimes Mr. Swing talks as though he believed the Bible, and

then he talks to me as though he didn't believe the Bible. The day he

made this sermon I think he did, just a little, believe it. He is like

the man that passed a ten dollar counterfeit bill. He was arrested and

his father went to see him and said, "John, how could you commit such a

crime? How could you bring my gray hairs in sorrow to the grave?"

"Well," he says, "father, I'll tell you. I got this bill and some days

I thought it was bad and some days I thought it was good, and one day

when I thought it was good I passed it."

I want it distinctly understood that I have the greatest respect for

Prof. Swing, but I want him to tell whether the 109th psalm is

inspired. I want him to tell whether the passages I shall afterward

read in this book are inspired. That is what I want.

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