INGERSOLL'S LECTURE ON HELL

Ladies and Gentlemen: The idea of a hell was born of revenge and

brutality on the one side, and cowardice on the other. In my judgment

the American people are too brave, too charitable, too generous, too

magnanimous to believe in the infamous dogma of an eternal hell. I have

no respect for any human being who believes in it. I have no respect

for the man who will pollute the imagination of childhood with that

infamous lie. I have no respect for the man who will add to the sorrows

of this world with the frightful dogma. I have no respect for any man

who endeavors to put that infinite cloud, that infinite shadow, over

the heart of humanity. I want to be frank with you. I dislike this

doctrine, I hate it, I despise it; I defy this doctrine. For a good

many years the learned intellects of christendom have been examining

into the religions of other countries in the world, the religions of

the thousands that have passed away. They examined into the religions

of Egypt, the religion of Greece, the religion of Rome and of the

Scandinavian countries. In the presence of the ruins of those religions

the learned men of christendom insisted that those religions were

baseless, that they are fraudulent. But they have all passed away.

While this was being done the christianity of our day applauded, and

when the learned men got through with the religions of other countries

they turned their attention to our religion. By the same mode of

reasoning, by the same methods, by the same arguments that they used

with the old religions, they were overturning the religion of our day.

Why? Every religion in this world is the work of man. Every one! Every

book has been written by man. Men existed before the books. If books

had existed before man, I might admit there was such a thing as a

sacred volume.

In my judgment man has made every religion and made every book. There

is another thing to which I wish to call your attention. Man never had

an idea; man will never have an idea, except those supplied to him by

his surroundings. Every idea in the world that man has, came to him by

nature. Man cannot conceive of anything the hint of which you have not

received from your surroundings. You can imagine an animal with the

hoof of a bison, with the pouch of the kangaroo, with the wings of an

eagle, with the beak of a bird, and with the tail of the lion; and yet

every point of this monster you borrowed from nature. Every thing you

can think of--every thing you can dream of, is borrowed from your

surroundings--everything. And there is nothing on this earth coming

from any other sphere whatever. Man has produced every religion in the

world. And why? Because each generation bodes forth the knowledge and

the belief of the people at the time it was made, and in no book is

there any knowledge found, except that of the people who wrote it. In

no book is there found any knowledge, except that of the time in which

it was written. Barbarians have produced, and always will produce

barbarian religions. Barbarians have produced, and always will produce

ideas in harmony with their surroundings, and all the religions of the

past were produced by barbarians--every one of them. We are making

religions today. We are making religions to-night. That is to say, we

are changing them, and the religion of to-day is not the religion of

one year ago. What changed it? Science has done it; education and the

growing heart of man has done it. We are making these religions every

day, and just to the extent that we become civilized ourselves will we

improve the religion of our fathers. If the religion of one hundred

years ago, compared with the religion of to-day is so low, what will it

be in one thousand years?

If we continue making the inroads upon orthodoxy which we have been

making during the last twenty-five years, what will it be fifty years

from to-night? It will have to be remonetized by that time, or else it

will not be legal tender. In my judgment, every religion that stands by

appealing to miracles is dishonor. [sic] Every religion in the world

has denounced every other religion as a fraud. That proves to me that

they all tell the truth--about others. Why? Suppose Mr. Smith should

tell Mr. Brown that he--Smith--saw a corpse get out of the grave, and

that when he first saw it, it was covered with the worm's of death, and

that in his presence it was reclothed in healthy, beautiful flesh. And

then suppose Mr. Brown should tell Mr. Smith, "I saw the same thing

myself. I was in a graveyard once, and I saw a dead man rise." Suppose

then that Smith should say to Brown, "You're a liar," and Brown should

reply to Smith, "And you're a liar," what would you think? It would

simply be because Smith, never having seen it himself, didn't believe

Brown; and Brown, never having seen it, didn't believe Smith had. Now,

if Smith had really seen it, and Brown told him he had seen it too,

then Smith would regard it as a corroboration of his story, and he

would regard Brown as one of his principal witnesses. But, on the

contrary, he says, "You never saw it." So, when man says, "I was upon

Mount Sinai, and there I met God, and he told me, 'Stand aside and let

me drown these people';" and another man says to him, "I was upon a

mountain, and there I met the Supreme Brahma," and Moses says, "That's

not true," and contends that the other man never did see Brahma, and he

contends that Moses never did see God, that is in my judgment proof

that they both speak truly.

Every religion, then, has charged every other religion with having been

an unmitigated fraud; and yet, if any man had ever seen the miracle

himself, his mind would be prepared to believe that another man had

seen the same thing. Whenever a man appeals to a miracle he tells what

is not true. Truth relies upon reason, and the undeviating course of

all the laws of nature.

Now, we have a religion--that is, some people have. I do not pretend to

have religion myself. I believe in living for this world--that's my

doctrine--in living here, now, to-day, to-night--that's my doctrine, to

make everybody happy that you can. Now, let the future take care of

itself and if I ever touch the shores of another world I will be just

as ready and anxious to get into some remunerative employment as

anybody else. Now, we have got in this country a religion which men

have preached for about eighteen hundred years, and just in proportion

as their belief in that religion has grown great, men have grown mean

and wicked; just in proportion as they have ceased to believe it, men

have become just and charitable. And if they believe it to-night as

they once believed it, I wouldn't be allowed to speak in the city of

New York. It is from the coldness and infidelity of the churches that I

get my right to preach; and I say it to their credit. Now we have a

religion. What is it? They say in the first place that all this vast

universe was created by a deity. I don't know whether it was or not.

They say, too, that had it not been for the first sin of Adam there

would never have been any devil in this world, and if there had been no

devil there would have been no sin, and if there had been no sin there

never would have been any death. For my part I am glad there was

Somebody had to die to give me room, and when my turn comes I'll be

willing to let somebody else take my place. But whether there is

another life or not, if there is any being who gave me this, I shall

thank him from the bottom of my heart, because, upon the whole, my life

has been a joy. Now they say, because of this first sin all men were

consigned to eternal hell. And this because Adam was our

representative. Well, I always had an idea that my representative ought

to live somewhere about the same time I do. I always had an idea that I

should have some voice in choosing my representative. And if I had a

voice I never should have voted for the old gentleman called Adam. Now

in order to regain man from the frightful hell of eternity, Christ

himself came to this world and took upon himself flesh, and in order

that we might know the road to eternal salvation he gave us a book, and

that book is called the Bible, and whenever that Bible has been read

men have immediately commenced cutting each others' throats. Wherever

that Bible has been circulated, they have invented inquisitions and

instruments of torture, and they commenced hating each other with all

their hearts. But I am told now, we are all told that this Bible is the

foundation of civilization, but I say that this Bible is the foundation

of Hell, and we never shall get rid of the dogma of hell until we get

rid of the idea that it is an inspired book. Now, what does the Bible

teach? I am not going to talk about what this minister or that minister

says it teaches; the question is "ought a man to be sent to eternal

hell for not believing this Bible to be the work of a Merciful Father?"

and the only way to find out is to read it; and a very few people do

read it now. I will read a few passages. This is the book to be read in

the schools, in order to make our children charitable and good; this is

the book that we must read in order that our children may have ideas of

mercy, charity and justice. Does the Bible teach mercy? Now be honest,

I read: "I will make mine arrows drunk with blood; and the sword shall

devour flesh." (Deut. xxxii, 42.) Pretty good start for a merciful God!

"That thy foot may be dipped in the blood of thine enemies and the

tongue of thy dogs in the same." (Ps. lxviii, 23.) Again: "And the Lord

thy God will put out those nations before thee by little and little;

thou mayest not consume them at once, lest the beasts of the field

increase upon thee." (Deut. vii, 22.)

"But the Lord thy God shall deliver them unto thee, and shall destroy

them with a mighty destruction, until they be destroyed.

"And he shall deliver their kings into thine hand, and thou shalt

destroy their name from under heaven; there shall no man be able to

stand before thee, until thou have destroyed them." (Deut. vii, 23, 24.)

"So Joshua came, and all the people of war with him, against them by

waters of Merom suddenly; and they fell upon them.

"And the lord delivered them into the hand of Israel, who smote them,

and chased them unto great Zidon, and unto Misrephothimaim, and unto

the valley of Mizpeh eastward; and they smote them, until they left

them none remaining.

"And Joshua did unto them as the Lord bade him; he houghed their

horses, and burnt their chariots with fire.

"And Joshua at that time turned back, and took Hazor, and smote the

king thereof with the sword; for Hazor beforetime was the head of all

those kingdoms.

"And they smote all the souls that were therein with the edge of the

sword, utterly destroying them: there was not any left to breathe; and

he burnt Hazor with fire.

"And all the cities of those kings, and all the kings of them, did

Joshua take, and smote them with the edge of the sword, and he utterly

destroyed them, as Moses the servant of the Lord commanded.

"But as for the cities that stood still in their strength, Israel burnt

none of them, save Hazor only; that did Joshua burn.

"And all the spoil of these cities and the cattle, the children of

Israel took for a prey unto themselves, but every man they smote with

the edge of the sword [Brave!] until they had destroyed them, neither

left they any to breathe. [As the moral god had commanded them.]

"As the Lord commanded Moses, his servant, so did Moses command Joshua,

and so did Joshua; he left nothing undone of all that the Lord

commanded Moses.

"So Joshua took all that land, the hills, and all the south country,

and all the land of Goshen, and the valley of the same.

"Even from the mount Halak, that goeth up to Seir; even unto Baalgad in

the valley of Lebanon under mount Hermon; and all their kings he took,

and smote them, and slew them.

"Joshua made war a long time with all those kings.

"There was not a city that made peace with the children of Israel, save

the Hivites, the inhabitants of Gideon; all other they took in battle.

"For it was of the Lord to harden their hearts, that they should come

against Israel in battle, that he might destroy them utterly, and that

they might have no favor, but that he might destroy them, as the Lord

commanded Moses.

"And at that time came Joshua, and cut off the Anakims from the

mountains, from Hebron, for Debit, from Anab, and from all the

mountains of Judah, and from all the mountains of Israel; Joshua

destroyed them utterly with their cities.

"There was none of the Anakims left in the land of the children of

Israel, only in Gaza, in Gath, and in Ashdod there remained.

"So Joshua took the whole land, according to all that the Lord said

unto Moses; and Joshua gave it for an inheritance unto Israel according

to their divisions by their tribes. And the land rested from war."

(Josh. xi, 7 to 23.)

"When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim

peace unto it.

"And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee,

then it shall be that all the people that is found therein shall be

tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.

"And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against

thee, then thou shalt besiege it.

"And when the Lord thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou

shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword.

"But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in

the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and

thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the Lord thy God hath

given thee.

"Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from

thee, which are not of the cities of these nations.

"But of the cities of these people, which the Lord thy God doth give

thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:

"But thou shalt utterly destroy them." (Deut. xx, 10-17.)

Neither the old men nor the women, nor the maidens, nor the

sweet-dimpled babe, smiling upon the lap of his mother, were to be

spared.

"And he said unto them, Thus saith the Lord God of Israel [a merciful

god indeed]. Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out

from gate to gate through-out the camp, and slay every man his

brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbor."

(Exod. xxxii, 27.)

Now recollect, these instructions were given to an army of invasion,

and the people who were slayed were guilty of the crime of fighting for

their homes. Oh, most merciful God! The old testament is full of

curses, vengeance, jealousy and hatred, and of barbarity and brutality.

Now do you not for one moment believe that these words were written by

the most merciful God. Don't pluck from the heart the sweet flowers of

piety and crush them by superstition. Do not believe that God ever

ordered the murder of innocent women and helpless babes. Do not let

this supposition turn your hearts into stone. When anything is said to

have been written by the most merciful God, and the thing is not

merciful, then I deny it, and say he never wrote it. I will live by the

standard of reason, and if thinking in accordance with reason takes me

to perdition, then I will go to hell with my reason rather that to

heaven without it.

Now does this bible teach political freedom, or does it teach political

tyranny? Does it teach a man to resist oppression? Does it teach a man

to tear from the throne of tyranny the crowned thing and robber called

a king? Let us see [Reading:]

"Let every soul be subject to the higher powers: For there is no power

but of God, the powers that are ordained of God." (Rom. xii, 1.)

All the kings, and princes, and governors, and thieves and robbers

that happened to be in authority were placed there by the infinite

father of all!

"Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of

God."

And when George Washington resisted the power of George the Third he

resisted the power of God. And when our fathers said, "Resistance to

tyrants is obedience to God," they falsified the bible itself.

"For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that

which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain; for he

is the minister of God, revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth

evil.

"Wherefore ye must needs be subject not only for wrath, but also for

conscience sake." (Rom. xiii, 4, 5.)

I deny this wretched doctrine. Wherever the sword of rebellion is drawn

to protect the rights of man, I am a rebel. Wherever the sword of

rebellion is drawn to give man liberty, to clothe him in all his just

rights, I am on the side of that rebellion. I deny that the rulers are

crowned by the Most High; the rulers are the people, and the presidents

and others are but the servants of the people. All authority comes from

the people, and not from the aristocracy of the air. Upon these texts

of scripture which I have just read rest the thrones of Europe, and

these are the voices that are repeated from age to age by brainless

kings and heartless kings.

Does the bible give woman her rights? Is this bible humane? Does it

treat woman as she ought to be treated, or is it barbarian? Let us see.

"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection." (1 Timothy ii,

11.)

If a woman would know anything let her ask her husband. Imagine the

ignorance of a lady who had only that source of information!

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, not to usurp authority over the

man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. [What

magnificent reason!]"

"And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived, was in the

transgression." [Splendid!]

"But I would have you know that the head of every man is Christ; and

the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." That

is to say, there is as much difference between the woman and man as

there is between Christ and man. This is the liberty of woman.

"For the man is not of the woman, but the woman is of the man." It was

the man's cut till that was taken, not the woman's. "Neither was the

man created for the woman." Well, what was he created for? "But the

woman was created for the man. Wives, submit yourselves unto your

husbands, as unto the Lord." There's Liberty!

"For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of

the church; and he is the savior of the body.

"Therefore, as the church is subject unto Christ so let the wives be to

their own husbands in everything."

Good again! Even the savior didn't put man and woman upon an equality.

The man could divorce the wife, but the wife could not divorce the

husband, and according to the old testament, the mother had to ask for

forgiveness for being the mother of babes. Splendid!

Here is something from the old testament: "When thou goest forth to war

against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into

thine hands, and thou has taken them captive.

"And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and has a desire unto

her, that thou wouldst have her to thy wife.

"Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house; and she shall shave her

head, and pare her nails." (Deut. xxi, 10-12.)

That is in self-defense, I suppose!

This sacred book, this foundation of human liberty, of morality, does

it teach concubinage and polygamy? Read the thirty-first chapter of

Numbers, read the twenty-first chapter of Deuteronomy, read the

blessed lives of Abraham, of David or of Solomon, and then tell me that

the sacred scripture does not teach polygamy and concubinage! All the

language of the world is not sufficient to express the infamy of

polygamy; it makes man a beast and woman a stone. It destroys the

fireside and makes virtue an outcast. And yet it is the doctrine of the

bible--the doctrine defended by Luther and Melanchthon! It takes from

our language those sweetest words, father, husband, wife, and mother,

and takes us back to barbarism, and fills our hearts with the crawling,

slimy serpents of loathsome lust.

Does the bible teach the existence of devils? Of course it does. Yes,

it teaches not only the existence of a good being, but a bad being.

This good being had to have a home; that home was heaven. This bad

being had to have a home; and that home was hell. This hell is supposed

to be nearer to earth than I would care to have it, and to be peopled

with spirits, spooks, hobgoblins, and all the fiery shapes with which

the imagination of ignorance and fear could people that horrible place;

and the bible teaches the existence of hell and this big devil and all

these little devils. The bible teaches the doctrine of witchcraft and

makes us believe that there are sorcerers and witches, and that the

dead could be raised by the power of sorcery. Does anybody believe it

now?

"Then said Saul unto his servants, Seek me a woman that hath a

familiar spirit, that I may go to her, and inquire of her. And his

servants said to him, Behold, there is a woman that hath a familiar

spirit at Endor.

"And Saul disguised himself and put on other raiment, and he went, and

two men with him, and they came to the woman by night; and he said, I

pray thee, divine unto me by the familiar spirit, and bring me him up

whom I shall name unto thee. [That was a pretty good spiritual seance.]

"And the woman said unto him, Behold, thou knowest what Saul hath done,

how he hath cut off those that have familiar spirits, and the wizards,

out of the land; wherefore then layest thou a snare for my life to

cause me to die?

"And Saul sware to her by the Lord, saying, As the Lord liveth there

shall no punishment happen to thee for this thing.

"Then said the woman, Whom shall I bring up unto thee? And he said,

Bring me up Samuel.

"And when the woman saw Samuel, she cried with a loud voice; and the

woman spake to Saul, saying, Why hast thou deceived me? for thou art

Saul.

"And the king said unto her, Be not afraid; for what sawest thou? And

the woman said unto Saul, I saw gods ascending out of the earth.

"And he said unto her, What form is he of? And she said, An old man

cometh up; and he is covered with a mantle. And Saul perceived that it

was Samuel, and he stooped with his face to the ground, and bowed

himself." (1 Saml. xxviii, 7-14.)

In another place he declares that witchcraft is an abomination unto the

Lord. He wanted no rivals in this business. Now what does the new

testament teach?

"Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be

tempted of the devil.

"And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward

an hungered. [sic]

"And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God,

command that these stones be made bread.

"But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread

alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

"Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a

pinnacle of the temple,

"And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, Hell cast thyself down,

for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee; and

in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy

foot against a stone.

"Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the

Lord thy God." (Matt. iv, 1 7.)

Is it possible that anyone can believe that the devil absolutely took

God almighty, and put him on the pinnacle of the temple, and endeavored

to persuade him to jump down? Is it possible?

"Again the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain and

showeth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

"And Saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou will

fall down and worship me.

"Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan, for it is written,

Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve."

(Matt. iv, 8-10.)

Now, the devil must have known at that time that he was God, and God

at that time must have known that the other was the devil. How could

the latter be conceived to have the impudence to promise God a world in

which he did not have a tax-title to an inch of land?

"Then the devil leaveth him; and, behold, angels came and ministered

unto him." (Matt. iv, 11.)

"And they came over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of

the Gadarines.

"And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of

the tombs a man with an unclean spirit,

"Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no,

not with chains,

"Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the

chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in

pieces; neither could any man tame him,

"And always, night and day, he was in the mountains and tombs, crying

and cutting himself with stones.

"But when he saw Jesus afar off, he came and worshiped him.

"And cried with a loud voice and said, What have I to do with thee,

Jesus, thou Son of the Most High God? I adjure thee by God, that thou

torment me not.

"(For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit.)

"And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered saying, My name is

Legion: for we are many.

"And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the

country.

"Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine

feeding.

"And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine that

we may enter into them.

"And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out,

and entered into the swine; and the herd ran violently down a steep

place into the sea (they were about two thousand), and were choked in

the sea." (Mark v, 1-13.)

Now I will ask a question: Should reasonable men, in the nineteenth

century in the United States of America, believe that that was an

actual occurrence? If my salvation depends upon believing that, I am

lost. I have never experienced the signs by which it is said a believer

may be known. I deny all the witch stories in this world. These fables

of devils have covered the world with blood; they have filled the world

with fear, and I am going to do what I can to free the world of these

insatiate monsters, small and great; they have filled the world with

monsters, they have made the world a synonym of liar and ferocity. And

it is this book that ought to be read in all the schools--this book

that teaches man to enslave his brother! If it is larceny to steal the

result of labor, how much more is it larceny to steal the laborer

himself?

"Moreover, of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among

you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you,

which they begat in your land; and they shall be your possession.

"And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you,

to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen forever;

but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one

over another with rigor." (Lev. xxv, 45, 46.)

Why? Because they are not as good as you will buy of the heathen

roundabout.

Now these are the judgments which thou shalt set before them.

"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve; and in the

seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

"If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself; if he were

married, then his wife shall go out with him.

"If his master have given him a wife, and she have borne him sons or

daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he

shall go out by himself.

"And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and

my children; I will not go out free.

"Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring

him to the door, or unto the door-post; and his master shall bore his

ear through with an awl; and he shall serve him forever." (Exod. xxi,

1-6.)

This is the doctrine which has ever lent itself to the chains of

slavery, and makes a man imprison himself rather than desert his wife

and children. I hate it.

Now, listen to the new testament, the tidings of great joy for all

people!

"Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the

flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto

Christ.

"Not with eye-service, as men pleasers; but as the servants of Christ,

doing the will of God from the heart." (Eph. vi, 5, 6.) trembling, in

singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.

"Not with eye-service, as men pleasers; but as the servants of Christ,

doing the will of God from the heart." (Eph. vi, 5,6.) Splendid

doctrine.

"Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the

good and gentle, but also to the froward.

"For this is thankworthy, if a man for conscience toward God endure

grief, suffering wrongfully." (1 Peter ii, 18, 19.)

"Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh."

He was afraid they might not work all the time, so he adds:

"Not with the eye-service, as men pleasers, but in the singleness of

heart fearing God."

Read the twenty-first chapter of Exodus, 7 to 11.

"And if a man sell his daughter to be a maid servant, she shall not go

out as the men-servants do.

"If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then

shall he let her be redeemed; to sell her unto a strange nation he

shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. And if

he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the

manner of daughters.

"If he take him another wife, her food, her raiment and her duty of

marriage shall he not diminish.

"And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free

without money."

"Servants, be obedient to your masters," is the salutation of the most

merciful God to one who works for nothing and who receives upon his

naked back the lash, as legal tender for service performed.

"Servants, be obedient to your masters," is the salutation of the most

merciful God to the slave-mother bending over her infant's grave.

"Servants, be obedient to your masters," is the salutation to a man

endeavoring to escape pursuit, followed by savage blood-hounds, and

with his eye fixed upon the northern star. This book ought to be read

in the schools, so that our children will love liberty.

What does this same book say of the rights of little children? Let us

see how they are treated by the "most merciful God."

"If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the

voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that when they

have chastened him, will not hearken unto them.

"Then shall his father and his mother lay hold of him, and bring him

out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place.

"And they shall say unto the elders of his city, this our son is

stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice, he is a glutton,

and a drunkard.

"And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die;

so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear

and fear." (Deut. xxi, 18-21.)

Abraham was commanded to offer his son Isaac as a sacrifice, and he

intended to obey. The boy was not consulted.

Did you ever hear the story of Jephthah's daughter? Returning him

Jephthah said:

"And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the Lord, and said, if thou shalt

without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands,

"Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my

house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon

shall surely be the Lord's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.

"So Jephthah passed over unto the children of Ammon to fight against

them; and the Lord delivered them into his hands.

"And he smote them from Aroer, even till thou come to Minnith, even

twenty cities, and unto the plain of the vineyards with a very great

slaughter. Thus the children of Ammon were subdued before the children

of Israel.

"And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter

came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances; and she was his

only child: besides her he had neither son nor daughter.

"And it came to pass when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and

said, Alas, my daughter! thou has brought me very low, and thou art one

of them that trouble me; for I have opened my mouth unto the Lord, and

I cannot go back.

"And she said unto him, My father, if thou has opened thy mouth unto

the Lord, do to me according to that which hath proceeded out of thy

mouth; forasmuch as the Lord hath taken vengeance for thee of thine

enemies, even to the children of Ammon.

"And she said unto her father, Let this thing be done for me: let me

alone two months, that I may go up and down upon the mountains, and

bewail my virginity, I and my fellows.

"And he said, Go. And he sent her away for two months, and she went

with her companions, and bewailed her virginity upon the mountains.

"And it came to pass at the end of two months that she returned unto

her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed."

Is there in the history of the world a sadder story than this? Can a

god who would accept such a sacrifice be worthy of the worship of

civilized men? I believe in the rights of children. I plead for the

republic of home, for the democracy of the fireside, and for this I am

called a heathen and a devil by those who believe in the cheerful and

comforting doctrine of eternal damnation.

Read the book of Job; read that God met the devil and asked him where

he had been, and he said, "Walking up and down the country;" and the

Lord said to him, "Have you noticed my man Job over here, how good he

is?" And the devil said, "Of course he's good, you give him everything

he wants. Just take away his property and he'll curse you. You just try

it." And he did try it, and took away his goods, but Job still remained

good. The devil laughed and said that he had not been tried enough.

Then the Lord touched his flesh, but he was still true. Then he took

away his children, but he remained faithful, and in the end, to show

how much Job made by his fidelity, his property was all doubled, and he

had more children than ever. If you have a child, and you love it,

would you be satisfied with a god who would destroy it, and endeavor to

make it up by giving you another that was better looking? No, you want

that one; you want no other, and yet this is the idea of the love of

children taught in the bible.

Does the bible teach you freedom of religion? To day we say that every

man has a right to worship God or not, to worship him as he pleases. Is

it the doctrine of the bible? Let us see.

"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter,

or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul,

entice thee secretly, saying. Let us go and serve other gods, which

thou has not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

"Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto

thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the

other end of the earth;

"Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall

thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou

conceal him;

"But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to

put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

"And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he has

sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee

out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage." (Deut. xiii,

6-10.)

And do you know, according to that, if your wife--your wife that you

love as your own soul--if you had lived in Palestine, and your wife had

said to you, "Let us worship a sun whose golden beams clothe the world

in glory; let us worship the sun, let us bow to that great luminary; I

love the sun because it gave me your face; because it gave me the

features of my babe; let us worship the sun," it was then your duty to

lay your hands upon her, your eye must not pity her, but it was your

duty to cast the first stone against that tender and loving breast! I

hate such doctrine! I hate such books! I hate gods that will write such

books! I tell you that it is infamous!

"If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the Lord

thy God giveth thee, man or woman that hath wrought wickedness in the

sight of the Lord thy God, in transgressing his covenant,

"And hath gone and served other gods, and worshiped them, either the

sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;

"And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and inquired

diligently, and behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such

abomination is wrought in Israel;

"Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have

committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates even that man or that

woman, and shalt stone them with stones till they die." (Deut. xvii,

2-5.)

That is the religious liberty of the bible--that's it. And this god

taught that doctrine to the Jews, and said to them, "Any one that

teaches a different religion, kill him!" Now, let me ask, and I want to

do it reverently, if, as is contended, God gave these frightful laws to

the flesh, and come among the Jews, and taught a different religion,

and these Jews, in accordance with the laws which this same God gave

them, crucified him, did he not reap what he had sown? The mercy of all

this comes in what is called "the plan of salvation." What is that

plan? According to this great plan, the innocent suffer for the guilty

to satisfy a law.

What sort of a law must it be that would be satisfied with the

suffering of innocence? According to this plan, the salvation of the

whole world depends upon the bigotry of the Jews and the treachery of

Judas. According to the same plan, we all would have gone to eternal

hell. According to the same plan, there would have been no death in the

world if there had been no sin, and if there had been no death you and

I would not have been called into existence, and if we did not exist we

could not have been saved, so we owe our salvation to the bigotry of

the Jews and the treachery of Judas, and we are indebted to the devil

for our existence. I speak this reverently. It strikes me that what

they call the atonement is a kind of moral bankruptcy. Under its

merciful provisions man is allowed the privilege of sinning credit, and

whenever he is guilty of a mean action he says, "Charge it." In my

judgment, this kind of bookkeeping breeds extravagance in sin. Suppose

we had a law in New York that every merchant should give credit to

every man who asked it, under pain and penitentiary, and that every man

should take the benefit of the bankruptcy statute any Saturday night?

Doesn't the credit system in morals breed extravagance in sin? That's

the question. Who's afraid of punishment which is so far away? Whom

does the doctrine of hell stop? The great, the rich, the powerful? No;

the poor, the weak, the despised, the mean. Did you ever hear of a man

going to hell who died in New York worth a million of dollars, or with

an income of twenty-five thousand a year? Did you? Did you ever hear of

a man going to hell who rode in a carriage? Never. They are the

gentlemen who talk about their assets, and who say: "Hell is not for

me; it is for the poor. I have all the luxuries I want, give that to

the poor." Who goes to hell? Tramps!

Let me tell you a story. There was once a frightful rain, and all the

animals held a convention, to see whose fault it was, and the fox

nominated the lion for chairman. The wolf seconded the motion, and the

hyena said "that suits." When the convention was called to order the

fox was called upon to confess his sins. He stated, however, that it

would be much more appropriate for the lion to commence first.

Thereupon the lion said: "I am not conscious of having committed evil.

It is true I have devoured a few men, but for what other purpose were

men made?" And they all cheered, and were satisfied. The fox gave his

views upon the goose question, and the wolf admitted that he had

devoured sheep, and occasionally had killed a shepherd, "but all

acquainted with the history of my family will bear me out when I say

that shepherds have been the enemies of my family from the beginning of

the world." Then way in the rear there arose a simple donkey, with a

kind of Abrahamic countenance. He said: "I expect it's me. I had eaten

nothing for three days except three thistles. I was passing a

monastery, the monks were at mass. The gates were open leading to a

yard full of sweet clover. I knew it was wrong but I did slip in and I

took a mouthful, but my conscience smote me and I went out;" and all

the animals shouted, "He's the fellow!" and in two minutes they had his

hide on the fence. That's the kind of people that go to hell.

Now this doctrine of hell, that has been such a comfort to my race,

which so many ministers are pleading for, has been defended for ages by

the fathers of the church. Your preacher says that the sovereignty of

God implies that He has an absolute, unlimited and independent right to

dispose of His creatures as He will, because He made them. Has He?

Suppose I take this book and change it immediately into a servient

human being. Would I have a right to torture it because I made it? No;

on the contrary, I would say, having brought you into existence, it is

my duty to do the best for you I can. They say God has a right to damn

me because He made me. I deny it. Another one says God is not obliged

to save even those who believe in Christ, and that he can either bestow

salvation upon his children or retain it without any diminution of his

glory. Another one says God may save any sinner whatsoever,

consistently with his justice. Let a natural person--and I claim to be

one--moral or immoral, wise or unwise; let him be as just as he can, no

matter what his prayers may be, what pains he may have taken to be

saved, or whatever circumstances he may be in. God, according to this

writer, can deny him salvation, without the least disparagement of His

glory. His glories will not be in the least obscured--there is no

natural man, be his character what it may, but God may cast down to

hell without being charged with unfair dealing in any respect with

regard to that man. Theologians tell us that God's design in the

creation was simply to glorify himself. Magnificent object!

"The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured

out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be

tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels,

and in the presence of the Lamb." (Rev. xiv, 1-10.)

Do you know nobody would have had an idea of hell in this world if it

hadn't been for volcanoes? They were looked upon as the chimneys of

hell. The idea of eternal fire never would have polluted the

imagination of man but for them. An eminent theologian, describing

hell, says: "There is no recounting the millions of ages the damned

shall suffer. All arithmetic ends here"--and all sense, too! "They

shall have nothing to do in passing away this eternity but to conflict

with torments. God shall have no other use or employment for them."

These words were said by gentlemen who died Christians, and who are now

in the harp business in the world to come. Another declares there is

nothing to keep any man or Christian out of hell except the mere

pleasure of God, and their pains never grow any easier by their

becoming accustomed to them. It is also declared that the devil goes

about like a lion, ready to doom the wicked. Did it never occur to you

what a contradiction it is to say that the devil will persecute his own

friends? He wants all the recruits he can get; why then should he

persecute his friends? In my judgment he should give them the best hell

affords.

It is in the very nature of things that torments inflicted have no

tendency to bring a wicked man to repentance. Then why torment him if

it will not do him good? It is simply unadulterated revenge. All the

punishment in the world will not reform a man, unless he knows that he

who inflicts it upon him does it for the sake of reformation, and

really and truly loves him, and has his good at heart. Punishment

inflicted for gratifying the appetite makes man afraid, but debases him.

Various reasons are given for punishing the wicked; first, that God

will vindicate his injured majesty. Well, I am glad of that! Second, He

will glorify his justice--think of that. Third, He will show and

glorify his grace. Every time the saved shall look upon the damned in

hell it will cause in them a lively and admiring sense of the grace of

God. Every look upon the damned will double the ardor and the joy of

the saints in heaven. Can the believing husband in heaven look down

upon the torments of the unbelieving wife in hell and then feel a

thrill of joy? That's the old doctrine--not of our days; we are too

civilized for that. O, but it is the doctrine that if you saw your wife

in hell--the wife you love, who, in your last sickness, nursed you,

that, perhaps supported you by her needle when you were ill; the wife

who watched by your couch night and day, and held your corpse in her

loving arms when you were dead--the sight would give you great joy.

That doctrine is not preached to-day. They do not preach that the sight

would give you joy; but they do preach that it will not diminish your

happiness. That is the doctrine of every orthodox minister in New York,

and I repeat that I have no respect for men who preach such doctrines.

The sight of the torments of the damned in hell will increase the

ecstasy of the saints forever! On this principle man never enjoys a

good dinner so much as when a fellow-creature is dying of famine before

his eyes, or he never enjoys the cheerful warmth of his own fireside so

greatly as when a poor and abandoned wretch is dying on his doorstep.

The saints enjoy the ecstasy and the groans of the tormented are music

to them. I say here to-night that you cannot commit a sin against an

infinite being. I can sin against my brother or my neighbor, because I

can injure them. There can be no sin where there is no injury. Neither

can a finite being commit infinite sin.

An old saint believed that hell was in the interior of the earth, and

that the rotation of the earth was caused by the souls trying to get

away from the fire. The old church at Stratford-on-Avon, Shakespeare's

home, in adorned with pictures of hell and the like. One of the

pictures represents resurrection morning. People are getting out of

their graves, and devils are catching hold of their heels. In one place

there is a huge brass monster, and devils are driving scores of lost

souls into his mouth. Over hot fires hang caldrons with fifty or sixty

people in each, and devils are poking the fires. People are hung up on

hooks by their tongues, and devils are lashing them. Up in the right

hand corner are some of the saved, with grins on their faces stretching

from ear to ear. They seem to say: "Aha, what did I tell you?"

Some of the old saints--gentlemen who died in the odor of sanctity, and

are now in the harp business--insisted that heaven and hell would be

plainly in view of each other. Only a few years ago, Rev. J. Furness

(an appropriate name) published a little pamphlet called "A Sight in

Hell." I remember when I first read that. My little child, seven years

old, was ill and in bed. I thought she would not hear me, and I read

some of it aloud. She arose and asked, "Who says that?" I answered,

"That's what they preach in some of the churches." "I never will enter

a church as long as I live!" she said, and she never has.

The doctrine of orthodox Christianity is that the damned shall suffer

torment forever and forever. And if you were a wanderer, footsore,

weary, with parched tongue, dying for a drop of water, and you met one

who divided his poor portion with you, and died as he saw you

reviving--if he was an unbeliever and you a believer, and you died and

went to heaven, and he called to you from hell for a draught of water,

it would be your duty to laugh at him.

Rev. Mr. Spurgeon says that everywhere in hell will be written the

words "for ever." They will be branded on every wave of flame, they

will be forged in every link of every chain, they will be seen in every

lurid flash of brimstone--everywhere will be those words "for ever."

Everybody will be yelling and screaming them. Just think of that

picture of the mercy and justice of the eternal Father of us all. If

these words are necessary why are they not written now everywhere in

the world, on every tree, and every field, and on every blade of grass?

I say I am entitled to have it so. I say that it is God's duty to

furnish me with the evidence. Here is another good book read in every

Sunday-school--a splendid book--Pollok's "Course of Time." Every copy

in the world of such books as that ought to be burned. Well, the author

pretends to have gone to hell, and I think that he ought to have

stopped there.

[The lecturer read the passage from the work descriptive of the

torments of the damned, and proceeded:] And that book is put into the

hands of children in order that they may love and worship the most

merciful God. In old time they had to find a place for hell and they

found a hundred places for it. One says that it was under Lake Avernus,

but the Christians thought differently. One divine tells us that it

must be below the earth because Christ descended into hell. Another

gives it as his opinion that hell is in the sun, and he tells us that

nobody, without an express revelation from God, can prove that it is

not there. Most likely. Well, he had the idea at all events of

utilizing the damned as fuel to warm the earth. But I will quote from

another poet--if it is lawful to call him a poet. I mean Tupper.

[Colonel Ingersoll quoted from that orthodox author, and continued:]

Another divine preached a sermon no further back than 1876, in which he

said that the damned will grow worse; and the same divine says that the

devil was the first Universalist. Then I am on the side of the devil.

The fact is, that you have got not merely to believe the bible; but you

must also believe in a certain interpretation of it, and, mind you, you

must also believe in the doctrine of the trinity. I want to explain

what that is, so that you may never have an excuse for not knowing it.

I quote from the best theologian that ever wrote. [Then he went on to

give in substance the Athanasian definition of the trinity, winding up

with a long string of adjectives, culminating in the description

"entirely incomprehensible."] If you don't understand it after that, it

is you own fault. Now, you must believe in that doctrine. If you do

not, all the orthodox churches agree in condemning you to everlasting

flames. We have got to burn through all our lives simply with the view

of making them happy. We are taught to love our enemies, to pray for

those that persecute us, to forgive. Should not the merciful God

practice what he preaches? I say that reverently. Why should he say,

"Forgive your enemies," if he will not himself forgive? Why should he

say "Pray for those that despise and persecute you," but if they refuse

to believe his doctrine he will burn them forever? I cannot believe it.

Here is a little child, residing in the purlieus of the city--some boy

who is taught that it is his duty to steal by his mother, who applauds

his success and pats him on the head and calls him a good boy--would it

be just to condemn him to an eternity of torture? Suppose there is a

God; let us bring to this question some common sense.

I care nothing about the doctrines of religions or creeds of the past.

Let us come to the bar of the nineteenth century and judge matter by

what we know, by what we think, by what we love. But they say to us,

"If you throw away the Bible what are we to depend on then?" But no two

persons in the world agree as to what the Bible is, what they are to

believe, or what they are not to believe. It is like a guidepost that

has been thrown down in some time of disaster, and has been put up the

wrong way. Nobody can accept its guidance, for nobody knows where it

would direct him. I say, "Tear down the useless guidepost," but they

answer, "Oh, do not do that or we will have nothing to go by." I would

say, "Old Church, you take that road and I will take this." Another

minister has said that the Bible is the great town-clock, at which we

all may set our watches. But I have said to a friend of that minister:

"Suppose we all should set our watches by that town-clock, there would

be many persons to tell you that in old times the long hand was the

hour hand, and besides, the clock hasn't been wound up for a long

time." I say let us wait till the sun rises and set our watches by

nature. For my part, I am willing to give up heaven to get rid of hell.

I had rather there should be no heaven than that any solitary soul

should be condemned to suffer forever and ever. But they tell me that

the Bible is the good book. Now, in the Old Testament there is not in

my judgment a single reference to another life. Is there a burial

service mentioned in it in which a word of hope is spoken at the grave

of the dead? The idea of eternal life was not born of any book. That

wave of hope and joy ebbs and flows, and will continue to ebb and flow

as long as love kisses the lips of death.

Let me tell you a tale of the Persian religion of a man who, having

done good for long years of his life, presented himself at the gates of

Paradise, but the gates remained closed against him. He went back and

followed up his good works for seven years longer, and the gates of

Paradise still remaining shut against him, he toiled in works of

charity until at last they were opened unto him. Think of that,

pursued the lecturer, and send out your missionaries among those

people. There is no religion but goodness, but justice, but charity.

Religion is not theory; it is life. It is not intellectual conviction;

it is divine humanity, and nothing else. Colonel Ingersoll here told

another tale from the Hindoo, of a man who refused to enter Paradise

without a faithful dog, urging that ingratitude was the blackest of all

sins. "And the God," he said, "admitted him, dog and all." Compare that

religion with the orthodox tenets of the city of New York.

There is a prayer which every Brahmin prays, in which he declares that

he will never enter into a final state of bliss alone, but that

everywhere he will strive for universal redemption; that never will he

leave the world of sin and sorrow, but remain suffering and striving

and sorrowing after universal salvation. Compare that with the orthodox

idea, and send out your missionaries to the benighted Hindoos.

The doctrine of hell is infamous beyond all power to express. I wish

there were words mean enough to express my feelings of loathing on this

subject. What harm has it not done? What waste places has it not made?

It has planted misery and wretchedness in this world; it peoples the

future with selfish joys and lurid abysses of eternal flame. But we are

getting more sense every day. We begin to despise those monstrous

doctrines. If you want to better men and women, change their conditions

here. Don't promise them something somewhere else. One biscuit will do

more good than all the tracts that were ever peddled in the world. Give

them more whitewash, more light, more air. You have to change men

physically before you change them intellectually. I believe the time

will come when every criminal will be treated as we now treat the

diseased and sick, when every penitentiary will become a reformatory,

and that if criminals go to them with hatred in their bosoms, they will

leave them without feelings of revenge. Let me tell you the story of

Orpheus and Eurydice. Eurydice had been carried away by the god of

hell, and Orpheus, her lover, went in quest of her. He took with him

his lyre, and played such exquisite music that all hell was amazed.

Ixion forgot his labors at the wheel, the daughters of Danaus ceased

from their hopeless task, Tantalus forgot his thirst, even Pluto

smiled, and, for the first time in the history of hell, the eyes of the

Furies were wet with tears. As it was with the lyre of Orpheus, so it

is to-day with the great harmonies of Science, which are rescuing from

the prisons of superstition the torn and bleeding heart of man.

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