CHAPTER XIV.

THE NINETEENTH CENTURY ON THE AMERICAN HALF-SHELL.

The contrasted Beginning and End of the Half-Century.—What America

brought to the New-Year’s Day of 1850 in the Raw, and what for the

Grill of more refined Tastes.—Historical Stews, and their Foreign and

Domestic Sauces.—What they were.—Attempts at, and Failures in,

Insurrections in America.—Mechanical Inventions of the Half-Century;

Steamboats, Telegraphs, Reapers, Sewing-Machines, etc.—Their

Advantages.—Vestments and Investments.—Of Ether.—How Populations

drifted to Cities.—Chicago bibulous and dropsical.—Public Men and

their Versatile Principles.—Newspapers and their unfulfilled

Prophecies.—Plutocracy.—Fashions and their Constancy to Change.—The

Stormy Petrels of Commercial Disasters.—How Owners turn

Wreckers.—Profits out of Losses.—Of Merchant Salvors.—The Effects of

Gold Discoveries in California on Labor, Ladies’ Heads and

Hearts.—Auriferous Marriages.—The Spite of Midas against

Children.—Ecclesiastical Gardens in America.—The new Mormon Shrub of

the _Genus Polygamous_.—Architectural Improvements.—American Houses

and their Sites.—Farmsteads; their Better Complexion.—The Crops from

the National Farms, the Sea and Land, in 1850.—Of American Literature,

Science, Natural History, The Philosophies and other Branches of

Knowledge, and their Cultivators, through the Half-Century.—Summary of

the Bill of Fare for the Repast on the Half-Shell.—Its Character and

Critics.

The nineteenth century began in America comparatively lean and

unfattened, with but sixteen States, and a population of 5,305,939.

When, on New Year’s day, 1850, it was taken up from its native beds, it

had grown to thirty States, and a population of 23,191,876. It had

gathered American history enough to be served up in every style to its

hungry, impatiently waiting crowds of customers.

There was still plenty of it in the raw; heaps of materials swimming in

abundant liquor; common work at rough, resisting nature, bivalved

between the ordinary shells of laborious days and unwaking, sonorous

nights; good honest-minded rough-handed labor, swinging the axe among

Western settlements, and pricking gold, silver, and lead veins, and

draining off their arterial currents into Atlantic bowls;

shaggy-jacketed enterprise, brave in work, in patience, and cheerful

endurance, quelling the rebellions of empty stomachs,—those quickly

rising, wrathful, and speedily armed revolutionists,—and subjecting them

to serve while the wheat ripened, and to wait upon a nourishing hope;

and ploughmen planting broad and newly claimed fields with tasselled

banners, and marching with their sheaved battalions to take growing

towns and marts of business.

“A mighty _maize_, but not without a plan.”

Others there were drawing fresh, healthy milk, from the breasts of buxom

mother Earths; pioneer, shaggy-coated energy, East as well as West,

South as well as North, creating, organizing, and crystallizing around

nuclei, snatching newly created words, as woman, from the ribs of

necessities, and planting them amid the needs of freshly staked Edens;

new-laid towns, from whose hasty nests speculators run cackling; mining

villages, planted at sunset out of hand, watered by hot whiskeys,

stimulated by the guano of revolvers, faro, monte, and warmly stirred

politics, and growing over night into rough-timbered climbers up and up

the mountain-side, to look over into the canyon beyond; hastily lit oil

and other speculations, around whose flame the idle moths of the pulpit,

the bar, and the counter fly and singe themselves until they fall

helpless upon the table of others; struggling schools, churches,

seminaries, and charities, reaching upwards to the sunlight, growing

more graceful as they straighten away from their earthy roots, but still

raw; and all the many-visaged, polysided life of fresh energy,

struggling for the mastery over the down-wrestled but ever-rising work

of new soils, wants, and needs, and destined, in spite of its great,

rude, sinewy strength, to exhaust itself upon what time, patience, and

long-applied skill shall shape into greater symmetry and proportion, and

then to vanish away into the tomb of all ex-workmen.

There, too, were heaped up and ready for the grill, and for tastes more

refined, capital, massing itself into centripetal, compacting,

aggregated wealth, touching large levers that swing inflowing products

from port to port, across wide-reaching inland spaces, or over high

mountains; multiform industries, translating and exchanging, without

parallel, the growths of every parallel; and associated earnings of

diligent thrift, extracting the best notions from hard, quartz-headed

mountains. There was vivid and intelligent joint enterprise, which

plunges beneath the waves, and places the sensitive nerves of thought

below the gambols of the leviathan, for the especial benefit of gamblers

in bonds, cotton, gold, and stocks; pries open the shut gates of

science, and entices her occult learning to minister to the enlarging

demands of commerce, agriculture, manufactures, and trade; sets in

motion the steel fingers which pick, cull, card, spin, and weave the

cotton, flax, silk, and wool, whose fabrics clothe us through all

seasons; quickens the spindles, machines, and contrivances—busy

everywhere—which create our necessaries and our luxurious comforts;

drags our fuel from the tight clutches of the mine; adulterates our food

and drinks; sews up our vestments and sometimes our investments, and

supplies our dwellings with furniture, our stores with goods, our fields

with mowers, reapers, steam-ploughs, and steam-impelling implements, and

our grave-yards with monuments, hewn by machinery and chiselled by the

nimble fingers of patented tools.

Historical stews, too, those fifty years had, of course, produced in

abundance; some flavored with British, others with French sauces.

Domestic ones, too, had simmered and sputtered; but, stirred by

bayonet-shaped spoons, they had so far gone off in smoke as to leave

only an insipid taste on the homely palate of our peace-loving

household. Of these were the Whiskey Insurrection in Pennsylvania, and

Dorr’s Suffrage Rebellion in Rhode Island in 1842, made of very poor

materials, and smothered with a rude domestic bread sauce, which, more

like a poultice for the outside than a relishable compound for the

inside, soon took away the vicious appetite. Indeed, since the Great

Rebellion which severed the long threads that tied us to Great Britain,

no insurrections have ever had any success in America. Sharp newspaper

_émeutes_, looking like imminent war, yes; sectional animosities

threatening, like the South Carolina chattering of 1832, to embroil a

piece of us, yes; State grievances, bubbling up with heated convention

resolves, until the steam of revolution almost arose from the agitated

surface, yes, and often; and, to quote an example since 1850, even a

land-wasting war of four years, reducing large plantations to cinders,

and leaving in funereal gloom many hopes and households,—even this, yes;

but a genuine, earnest, well-founded, and just revolt, rising from

wrongs and oppressions, and appealing to armed manly protest, and

resulting in deserved success, never, never!

Upon the half-shell were served some remarkable mechanical inventions.

Water raised into steam was, in 1806, applied by Fulton to propel the

first steamboat over water; an application never contemplated by the

Constitution, but which, in spite of the many private constitutions

suddenly broken up by it, the appalling increase in American

biographies, and the wreck of matter thrown upon life-insurance

reserves, must be kindly remembered as one of the great benefactions of

genius to humanity. In 1832 Samuel F. B. Morse discovered the mode of

electro-magnetizing thought, and of ticking down words at places where

thoughts were seldom spontaneously produced. The wiry telegraph is daily

bringing to light other incidental discoveries, which show how great

benefits sometimes pendulate with petty remorses. There are developed at

most stations a class of people, formerly unknown, and called

“operators,” who believe that small accidents, in places unrewarded by

the notice of geographers, are national; that the births, deaths, or

marriages of owners of petroleum, fast horses, or other rapid stock,

concern all readers of newspapers; that the time, age, and pedigree of

quadrupeds, kept for jumping long spaces in a short time, and the

weights of bipeds, sent to college to acquire an increase of their

intellectual strength, but who punish instead an ash stick some four

hours a day, by sweeping with it some frog-pond in the vicinity, are

vital statistics; and that the election of constables, supervisors,

aldermen, mayors, and members of Congress are matters which every

intelligent patriot, instead of banishing from all recollection as

speedily as possible, desires to have forced upon his journalistic

readings. If Morse started, re-morse has often followed after, the

telegraph.

In 1833, one Hussey, from Cincinnati, improving upon hints glinting out

through agricultural books and poems from the time of the Romans,

perfected somewhat a mower and reaper, which, as since bettered by

Manny, Ketchum, and McCormick, has made such quick work with our meadows

and grain-fields, as to break up all the delicious reveries into which

picturesque men in them, and sentimentalists over books representing

them, formerly indulged. Gone is the mower’s scythe, now nicked into the

quick-sliding saw which eats in a day through acres of grass and

golden-bloomed wheat. Gone, Ruth-lessly, the maidens in broad hats,

turning with a fork the low-lying clover, and with their eyes the uncut

young Timothy, ever near at hand. Vanished from American harvest-fields

the whistling grain-gatherers, driven from sight and pictorial

illustrations by a single hussy.

During the half-century, too, was set up that useful American music-box,

the sewing-machine,—a box that now sings joyful songs of shirts, frills,

pantaloons, and vests, in all airs, flights, and stories. In 1846 the

application of ether to lure pain into insensibility was first

discovered. The honor is contested between three Americans, an honor

large enough to be divided up, and a third given to each; but as each

naturally covets the exclusive claim, the retort-like monument to

perpetuate the discovery must be inscribed, to ether.

At the middle of the century populations had begun to gather into city

centres; 515,547 in New York; 340,045 in Philadelphia; 169,054 in

Baltimore; 136,881 in Boston; 116,375 in New Orleans; 115,436 in

Cincinnati; 77,860 in St. Louis; and in Brooklyn, un-scared by German

invasions, 96,838. Chicago, with just a score of years, had more than a

score of thousands; but its frequent doublings since have run up so many

scores, that the sum leaps the bars of all arithmetics, save its own.

Since it has taken to drinking out of Lake Michigan, and begun to draw

upon the Atlantic and Liverpool, our calculations have become so

dropsical that nothing but tapping can save them.

With greater wealth had come, of course, into America greater variety of

aspirations, tastes, modes of display, versatility of social invention

and experiment. Most of our leading public men had lived long enough to

have as many principles as they could number decades, as many heads as

the hydra, as unlike each other as in cheap weeklies, and yet at one

period or another a faithful likeness. Good-natured voters, who could

recall twenty years of ballot experience, could remember a vote given

for and against almost every Whig and Democratic chief. The country had

survived the predictions of its downfall, although, at intervals, the

New York “Evening Post” for forty-nine years, the “National

Intelligencer” for thirty-seven, the “Boston Post” for nineteen, the

“New York Herald” for fifteen, and the New York “Daily Tribune” for nine

years, had in startling type assured its readers, with most staccato

emphasis and adjectives, of its speedy overthrow, if some measure which

it reprehended was adopted, or unless some principle which it advocated

was not at once received into the national creed.

Plutocracy, of course, also, got larger Josses and re-gilded their

shrines with many fantastic patterns. Fashions enlarged and contracted,

through the five decades, with every east wind from Paris; and American

men, women, and children hastened to change the boots, hats, and

vestments, so lovely and so much admired before the last arrival, with

the same alarm after the new mode was out, as they would have doffed a

garment that had encased a cholera patient.

Fortunate then as now the feather or flower which formed a whole

tri-mestral lodgement among the native, or foreign beds of hair, that

are so beautifully upholstered one month to be taken down and ridiculed

the next.

[Illustration:

THE PROGRESS OF FASHION.

(p. 432)

]

The stormy petrels of disaster had frequently appeared over the

fluctuating sea of our commercial life, covering it in 1837, and in

every few successive epochs since, with its screaming, ill-omened, harpy

brood, while fleets and single vessels of mercantile adventure broke up

and lined the shore with their shattered wrecks. Then as now the owner

sometimes turned wrecker of his own cargo, and often made more from the

stranded pieces than he would have netted from the entire cargo had it

arrived safely in port; as the expected payment of its purchase price

would then have reduced the profits. This species of mercantile salvage,

by which the proprietor profits by his losses, although not unknown to

the traders of Carthage, has had an extension in modern days, that

threatens to put merchandizing among those equivocal ventures, which

puzzle casuists in cases of conscience, and often defy even the doctrine

of chances as to the payment.

The discovery, in 1848, of gold in California bestowed upon America the

Midas-touch it had fervently prayed for. Gold, sweated from the pores of

labor, was sprinkled in a dusty shower upon the head of beauty, dropped

in bars upon the scales of the vendors of dry goods and wet goods,

filmed the eyes of marriageable girls with an aureous ophthalmia which

indisposed them to see any desirable wedding unless it was golden, and

so veneered the duties and chairs of railway directors, members of the

legislature and of Congress, with a yellow smearing, that nearly all

bills, resolutions, or orders have refused to dip into or drink from any

stream but Pactolus. Many homes, however, through that half-century, we

are happy to say, unwatered by the curse of that thirsty stream, had

taken root and sent up solid shafts whose numerous branches bloomed with

bountiful clusters, while sweet-smelling vines, springing alongside the

family trees from the roots of the simple love-knots, spread a

protecting shade over many a family roof-tree.

Curiously enough, Midas always had a spite against children, which grow

up thickest among heaps of clam-shells and on poor side-hills.

Into our flowering ecclesiastial garden, planted with every known

variety, and exhibiting large and vigorous growths, Joseph Smith—a

Vermont simple—introduced, in 1827, a new shrub. It bore at first a

double Mormon flower-looking tip, distributed in pretty equal numbers on

its deep-green, sucker-like shoots; but transplanted first to Nauvoo,

Illinois, in 1838, and ten years later to the alkaline soil of Utah, it

immediately bore the female variety in alarming disproportion. This Salt

Lake shrub—of the _genus polygamous_—has become by cultivation a very

rank weed, smelling earthily to heaven. Its numerous Young off-shoots

require severe cutting, if not distinct subsoil treatment.

Architecture at last began to raise its tasteful fronts, Elizabethan,

Gothic, Italian cottage, or American composite, set in trim yards or on

smooth-shaven lawns, netted and webbed by paths and walks. On headlands,

fringed with sea-wave ruffles; in valleys gladdened by the smiles of

brooks and rallied into happy, healthy, joyousness by the outbursting

frolicsome hills that cannot hold in their peculiar humors; on the

sloping banks of many rivers seaward running; and on bossed and tufted

hillocks where the pines, spruces, and larches hang aloft through all

seasons their graceful flags, tasteful residences with clustering

out-houses, sheltered thrift, corralled the domestic wealth which Midas

cannot buy, and resounded with whoops that brought out other hoops in

turn. Farmsteads had steadily added improvements, amplified their

breadths, changed their white coats into colors more harmonious, and

gathered around them well-adjusted farm buildings, and in their neatly

fenced yards better stock, quadrupedal, bipedal, feathered, furred, and

scaly.

Under improved cultivation our two national farms—the sea and

land—produced, in 1850, crops that weighted the census heavily. The

former showed 1,360 new American-built vessels, carrying 272,218 tons;

and the latter bore a growth that year of 53,000,000 pounds of wool,

100,000,000 bushels of wheat, 592,000,000 bushels of Indian corn,

813,000,000 pounds of cotton, 14,000,000 tons of hay, grown on farms

valued at $3,300,000,000, upon which were used implements costing

$153,000,000, and stocked with live animals valued at $544,000,000.

But while American hands were thus busy through the half-century,

American heads were not idle or unproductive. Of course in numbers

political writings led, as political discussion is the intellectual

bread and butter of Americans. Histories of many of the States—of

Connecticut, by Benjamin Trumbull; of Pennsylvania, by Robert Proud; of

New England, by Hannah Adams; “Annals of America,” by Dr. Abiel Holmes,

father of the many-tongued, myriad-sided Oliver Wendell, and

others—gathered up the variously colored skeins of the busy-fingered

past; while lives of eminent statesmen—Patrick Henry’s, by the

accomplished Wirt, _laus laudato viro_; of Columbus, by Irving, himself

a discoverer of new worlds in America; Washington’s, Franklin’s,

Adams’s, and others, by Jared Sparks; and a long catalogue of

others—presented pictures of rare personal daring, heroism, patriotism,

learning, and worth, set in choicely carved and polished frames.

Investigations in, and sketches of, our physical geography and of the

natural history of our flora, fauna, reptilia, fishes, and birds, by

Professor Barton, Alexander Wilson, John J. Audubon, Samuel L. Mitchell,

Timothy Flint, and kindred minds, brought out, in lights as brilliant as

our October sunsets, our wide surfaces, and the objects crawling,

flitting, or flying upon and over them. In sacred literature, theology,

and polemics, Samuel Miller, Edward Robinson, Moses Stuart, William

Ellery Channing, Francis Wayland, Nicholas Murray, the Wares (father and

son), Theodore Parker, the Alexanders, George Bush, Edward Beecher, and

a marshalled host of others, upheld by logical force and with learned or

lively dialectics the cherished views of their various sects.

Philosophy, moral, mental, metaphysical, and international, spoke

golden-mouthed and eloquent its reasoned rules, principles, and large,

grasping deductions through Henry James, Tayler Lewis, Ralph Waldo

Emerson, Asa Mahan, C. S. Henry, L. P. Hickok, Henry Wheaton, and other

diligent minds; while language was enriched and fertilized by the

culturing labors of Worcester, Webster, Marsh, Schoolcraft, and

Duponceau.

In general literature our hemisphere sparkled with fixed stars, like

Irving, Prescott, Story, the Everetts (Alexander and Edward), Cooper,

Motley, Ticknor, Bancroft, Paulding, Hawthorne, Hillard, Wilde, Legarè,

and uncounted more, which lit it up with beautiful lights, that blent

their flames with the soft poetic rays of Bryant, Longfellow, Halleck,

Whittier, Saxe, Lowell, Poe, Willis, Hillhouse, the Careys, the Davidson

sisters,—scarcely shown ere they were snatched away,

“Ostendent terris hunc tantum fata neque ultra

Esse sinent.”

Magazines and Reviews, although first appearing in 1745, began to be

cultivated about 1815 by scholarly minds, for refined readers. “The

North American Review,” “The American Quarterly,” “Southern Quarterly,”

“The Christian Examiner,” “The New York Review,” “The Knickerbocker,”

and eager crowds of less note, presented, ere the half-shell was cast

aside, such palatable relishes that people wondered how they had ever

contrived to make a meal without them.

On the whole, looking over the multiform bill of fare, it presented a

healthy and not discreditable array. If the service was not as faultless

as a Sybarite luxury of taste might desire, or if absent, might

criticise, it was not destitute of refinement, and while consciously

susceptible of improvement, was as consciously guiltless of many of the

sins so wittily summarized against it by Sidney Smith. There was,

doubtless, veal too young for the goggle-eyed epicure, who had haunted

the _Trois Freres Provencaux_, in Paris, for twoscores of years, and the

dishonest debaucheries of European courts, with vicious diligence; there

was manifestly beef too much done for the dyspeptically over-fed

stomach, too critical to enjoy, too weak to digest, anything hearty;

there was pork here and there in the place of pheasants’ hearts and

nightingales’ tongues; there were plump joints, which stood where

foreign-fed stomachs might have preferred to find some rare,

unpronounceable dish, some New-found-land estray, smothered in the

sudden tides of French sauces, and, there were, also certain culinary

anachronisms that had, by an uncalculating liberality—so abundant in

America—piled themselves thoughtlessly on the great half-shell,—a

blue-pouted oyster, for example, in a month destitute of an r and of

ar-oma, or sweetmeats and sweetbreads for breakfast. Still, there was a

very lavish spread, out of which a reasonable foreigner or an

un-Europeanized native might pick a good deal, before he churlishly

finished his meal on vinegar, or pettishly gave himself up to sugared

water.

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