CHAPTER X.

THE AGE OF HICKORY; OR, JACKSON’S EPOCH.

1829–1837.

Military Men, domesticated to Civil Life, like tamed Animals.—General

Jackson’s Camp Traits in the White Den at Washington.—His Prehensile

Habits claw out the Eyes of several Measures.—How he foraged on his

Political Enemies, and turned his Troops of Friends into the Public

Pastures.—Lord Palmerston’s Remark upon Gladstone; and its American

Application.—An Insurrection among the Household Cabinet Troops.—How

the vigorous Hickory Club, wielded chivalrously for a Woman, quelled

it.—The President moves on the Bank and captures all its Fortified

Points.—Chicago starts in 1830.—Why it did not overtake and annex the

United States.—South Carolina threatens Nullification, and is

threatened.—Mr. Calhoun violently promised an elevated Position

between two Posts. Mr. Clay’s Compromise.—Horace Greeley starts the

First Daily Paper.—Its untimely End bewailed in Verse.—Black Hawk

caged and shown around.—Georgia, the Cherokees and the Supreme

Court.—Three Celebrities gained by the Seminole War.—Of Arkansas and

its Papal Little Rock.—Prospects for the Pope when flung from the

Tarpeian.—An Arkansas Paul preaching in the American Athens and

Corinth.—Old Hickory and the Nuts left to be cracked.

Naturalists tell us that certain animals, domesticated from a wild

state, retain some primeval habits so tenaciously as never to shed them;

that these animals, for example, never lie down on their new and softer

beds without turning around and beating about as in their forest lairs.

So military men, tamed down from the independence of camp into the

regulated routine of civil life, never lose their unrest in attempting

to adjust themselves to their new condition. General Jackson carried the

defiant bravery of his campaigns against the Indians into the white den

at Washington. He disdained to cover the prehensile claws of new

measures with the velvet sheath of official prudence.

Over the eyes of schemes or institutions which he designed to scratch

out he cast no glamour.

During his eight years of civil campaigning, he stormed several forts

that had become mossed by age through preceding administrations. His

first care was to live off the enemy, the Adamites, whose Federal

offices he took as forage for his own troops of friends; an example from

the military code which every successor, civil or uncivil, has

unfortunately hastened to follow. Lord Palmerston once declared “that

Mr. Gladstone had not a command of language, but that language commanded

him.” So it has resulted from this tough, hickory precedent, that the

offices now command the government.

This campaign over, his next exploit was to quell an insurrection among

the household troops led by Vice-President Calhoun, Mr. Ingham,

Secretary of the Treasury, Mr. Branch, Secretary of the Navy, and Mr.

Berrien, Attorney-General. These officers were soon cashiered and their

places filled by Mr. McLane, Mr. Woodbury, and Mr. Taney. The lily-white

arm of a lady, whose social exclusion from the Calhoun set the vigorous

old warrior resented, moved the iron sinews of the hickory club which

cleaned out the Secretarys’ stables.

The General next moved on the United States Bank, up whose slopes,

although jagged with ores and hoary with legislative fortifications, he

rushed, carrying them at all points with a _coup de main_.

His first term, however, was made illustrious, not so much by these

destructions as by the first appearance of Chicago. This was in 1830. At

this time, fortunately, the population of the United States had reached

12,866,020, and were thus saved from being overtaken and immediately

annexed to that rapid and rapidly pushing place. This Northern cosmical

event attracted less attention, however, because the public mind was at

last and about this time fixed upon the State of Mr. C. C. Pinckney,

which, under the guidance of Mr. Calhoun, threatened to exclude the

Federal hickory government from its plantation, unless the Tariff Act

was repealed.

The old military chief issued a public proclamation, asserting his

determination to execute the laws over South Carolina, and private

threats to raise the main nullifier to a lofty post under the

government. Indeed, he promised to some of his close personal friends,

with ejaculations truly Jacksonian, to put him between two posts for the

rest of his life.

This was the first sprouting of the carefully engrafted scion of slavery

upon the stock of State rights.

Again, the Kentucky compromiser was ready with a harmonizing remedy,

which scaled the tariff rates for the next ten years, and then planed

them all down to the horizontal level of twenty per cent. South

Carolina, lying, like Achilles, near her ships, professed to be

appeased. Mr. Calhoun was saved his hempen elevation.

The year following, 1833, Horace Greeley started in New York “The

Morning Post,” the first daily paper ever projected, which lived only

three weeks, and wondered why it ever lived at all;

“Whose all of life, a morning ray,

Blushed into dawn then passed away.”

The Sacs, Foxes, and Winnebagoes, with tomahawks in their talons, and

led by Black Hawk, swooped in hovering circles around the white chickens

of Illinois; but were brought down by those practised marksmen, Generals

Scott and Atkinson. The old Hawk was captured and shown through the

United States in his drooping feathers. In Georgia, on the other hand,

the whites were the aggressors, seeking to push the Creeks and Cherokees

from their coveted possessions. The Indians fled to the Supreme Court of

the United States, which bade Georgia restore the poor Naboths to their

vineyards. The Ahab sovereignty of that State resisted. The President

refused to interfere. The nullification by Georgia of a decree of the

Supreme Court, restoring Indians to their rights, was, in the eyes of

the old Indian fighter, quite a different matter from the nullification

by Calhoun-led South Carolina of an act of Congress. So far from being a

hair-splitter, the General could not even see whole shocks, if the poll

was long, straight, and black. In 1835 arose another Seminole war in

Florida, caused by an attempt on the part of the government to remove

that powerful tribe, under a mock treaty, somewhere, nowhere, anywhere,

so that it was west of the Mississippi, and away from present cupidity.

On the public debt, now dwarfed to $291,089, this war was like an April

shower. Florida had the satisfaction, for the third time in sixteen

years, of increasing the obligations of the United States for, if not

to, her. In this peninsular campaign, we obtained three celebrities to

knob the flat surface of our history,—Generals Zachariah Taylor, Jessup,

and Gaines,—gains compared with which the loss of life and lucre are not

to be mentioned, except to stiffen our virtues by reproaching their

suggestion.

The red tribes began sensibly to experience the truth of that sad

tradition, which depicts their fate under the figure of a spirited bull,

Manitou, which, chased from Cordillera to higher peak, across plain and

river, ever westward, stands frequently on his reluctant retreat at bay,

and tosses in vain from his frontlet the burning spears whose arrowy

flames the waters of the Pacific only can quench.

After a pause of sixteen years, Arkansas, in 1836, strode, bowie-knife

in belt, into the American camp. With Little Rock for its capital, it

bids fair for the honor of sheltering the Pope when flung off from the

Tarpeian at Rome. Its Saul-like Legarès, having been struck down by

miraculous lights since 1861, we shall probably see, becoming zealous

Pauls, mending apostolic nets on the Red River, and preaching to the

ignorant worshippers of unknown gods, in the Athens of New England and

the Corinth of New York.

At threescore and ten, Old Hickory was transplanted to the Hermitage.

The merits and demerits of his administration, his political principles

and his personal character, constitute still the Flanders of American

parties, over which much hard swearing and fighting are still vigorously

carried on. The rough-nutted tree has been well shaken by friend and

foe; and its shaggy fruit we leave to be cracked, at family firesides,

to season insipid pauses and to flavor uneffervescing drowsiness.

[Illustration:

THE ROMANCE OF INDIAN WARFARE.

(p. 407)

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