THE THIRD OF JULY.

HA, ha! little toddlekins--cash did you say?

You shall have it, my boys.

For racket and noise,

Crackers and powder,

Louder and louder,

Shall bang and resound on the glorious day!

Here's a dollar for Johnny, a dollar for Paul.

And you, little Dick,

Come to father my chick!

Now _that's_ for a pack,

And _that's_ for a pack,

And _that's_ for torpedoes and snappers and all!

Now Robbie and Willie,--you boys with "real" pockets;

Ha, ha! I declare.

Shall I put it in there?

Hear it dropping, co-chunk!

What! you want more for punk?

Here it is. And _I'll_ see to the pin-wheels and rockets.

Of course, you all know of the great Declaration

That made us as free

As a country could be.

On that glorious Fourth,

East, West, South, and North

Were proclaimed a United American Nation!

How our forefathers bled,--they, the mighty and wroth!

To make us all free,--

Yes, _you_, boys, and me.

Though you can't understand

How they wrestled and planned,

You can honor them, boys, and remember the Fourth.

Be off with your money! To-morrow's the word!

Hold, Johnny, here's more

To divide 'twixt you four.

And Dick, here's a dime,--

Hurrah! What a time!

We'll have such a racket as never was heard!

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WHEN I am big, I mean to buy

A dozen platters of pumpkin-pie,

A barrel of nuts, to have 'em handy,

And fifty pounds of sugar-candy.

When I am big, I mean to wear

A long-tailed coat, and crop my hair;

I'll buy a paper, and read the news,

And sit up late whenever I choose.

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WIND for the tree-top, sun for the spear;

Johnny will be a big boy in a year.

When he is big he can battle the storm;

While he is little, we'll wrap him up warm.

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"HERE'S plenty of shells and clay and water,

Make me some nice mud-pies, my daughter."

"Oh! yes, mamma--and the sun is hot,

I can heat my oven as well as not.

If you will take, why, I will make--

Pit 'em and pat 'em and set 'em to bake."

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