MAMMA, what's zis on my ap'on?
Nassy ap'on make me ky;
Naughty ap'on awfu' 'ticky--
Puttin' 'lasses in my eye.
Go 'way, B'idget! P'ease don't wass me
(Don't want on no pooty d'esses),
Dim me nudder piece of tandy,
_Den_ I be oor 'ittle pres-sus.
Mamma, see, zis naughty soo-string
Make poor Damie tumble down,
It's all b'oke--I want my Pop-pa
Buy me nudder, 'way down town.
Mamma, see zis funny tup!
Damie hit it wiz his hammer.
Dess it's b'oke. Don't yip me, Mamma,
If oo do, I tell my Damma.
Mamma, dess I dettin s'eepy;
Don't make Damie tate a nap;
Tell me pooty 'tory, Mamma--
Tate poor Damie on oor lap.
Pooty Mamma, b'essed Mamma--
(Want a d'ink out Damie's mug?)
O dat button hurt me dreffel!
Dat's yight, Mamma--dim me hug!
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