WHAT does the drum say? "Rub-a-dub-dub!
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub! Pound away, bub!
Make as much racket as ever you can.
Rub-a-dub! rub-a-dub! Go it, my man!"
What does the trumpet say? "Toot-a-toot-too!
Toot-a-toot, toot-a-toot! Hurrah for you!
Blow in this end, sir, and hold me out, so.
Toot-a-toot! toot-a-toot! Why don't you blow?"
What does the whip say? "Snaperty-snap!
Call _that_ a crack, sir--flipperty flap!
Up with the handle, and down with the lash.
Snaperty! snaperty! Done in a flash."
What does the gun say? "Put in my stick,
I'm a real pop-gun. Fire me quick!
See that you fire in nobody's eye.
Steady! my manikin. Now let it fly!"
What does the sword say? "Swishy-an-swish!
Flash in the sunlight, and give me a wish.
Wish I was real, sir--cut 'em in bits!
Wouldn't I scare all the world into fits!"
What do they _all_ say, trumpet and gun,
Whip, sword, and drum-stick? "Hurrah for fun!
Babies no longer, but stout little men,
Racket forever! and racket again!"
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ONE step--two step,
Three step--four.
Who says my baby
Can't travel the floor?
Five step--six step--
Seven step--eight!
Now shall my baby
Rest him in state!
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