CHAPTER XII

UP AND DOWN GUATEMALA

I

From Tapachula to the Guatemalan border, there was a train every two or

three days, provided traffic warranted so much service.

It took me through a bamboo forest, and dropped me at Suchiate, a

straggling village of thatched huts beside a muddy river, where I had

my first experience with the formalities attendant upon the crossing of

a Central-American frontier.

First one had to secure permission from the Mexican authorities to

leave their country. In a whitewashed shed three leisurely gentlemen in

their shirt sleeves were viséing passports. Before they would proceed,

one had to obtain stamps, procurable only at another shack, located as

always in these countries at the opposite end of town, and reached by

trudging through deep sand beneath a broiling sun. And when, after half

an hour or more, one returned with the stamps, there were questions:

Why were we leaving Mexico? When? Where were we going? Why? What had

we done in Mexico? Why the devil had we come there, anyhow? What was

our profession? Married or single? How many children? Why? Where were

they? And how?

And when one had convinced the officials of his respectability,

there was another long hike across an endless sunny grass-plain, to

a palm-thatched shelter at the river bank, where other officials

ransacked the baggage. A boatman poled the few emigrants across the

swirling waters to Guatemala. And the entire proceeding recommenced on

the other side.

The Guatemalan officials had no office. They stood in the shade of a

pepper tree, flanked on one side by a squad of barefooted soldiers,

on the other by an ox-cart, and backed by the town’s juvenile

population. They pretended very solemnly to read every word in the

passports--although one traveler’s was in Russian and another’s in

Syrian. They paused now and then to shake their heads doubtfully

and exchange suspicious glances. But at length, when every one had

proved his solvency by displaying thirty-five dollars in American

currency--Guatemalan bills not being considered sufficient proof of

solvency--they passed us all. Baggage was loaded upon the ox-cart, and

we started for the custom-house, led by the soldiers, and followed by

the juvenile population.

There was another wait of more than an hour while the custom inspector

finished his lunch, took his _siesta_, and smoked his cigarette. At

last, however, he made his appearance, scribbled in chalk all over the

outside of trunks and suit-cases, filled out several printed reports,

and collected from each of us ten Guatemalan dollars--or fourteen cents

in American money--and the formalities were concluded.

We were officially admitted to the Republic of Guatemala.

II

From Ayutla, the Guatemalan frontier station, to Guatemala City was

another day’s ride.

The railway coaches, if possible, were just a trifle more dilapidated

than those of Mexico, but the train made better time. The way led

through a continuation of the bamboo forests, but it soon rose to the

cooler highlands, where volcanic cones towered into the clouds. One or

two of the craters were smoking, filling the sky with dense masses of

white vapor, and sprinkling the earth with a fine lava dust.

To all Central America, these volcanoes are blessings. Occasionally

the attendant earthquakes may shake down a city, but the lava dust

enriches the soil, and a good coffee crop provides the wherewithal

for reconstruction. The Pacific slopes of Guatemala are exceedingly

fertile. Coming from Mexico, where revolution had brought a cessation

of work, one noticed the air of prosperity in this little Central

American country. The hills everywhere were red with coffee berries,

the plantations were neatly kept, and the _peons_ all seemed busy.

[Illustration: THE ABUNDANT CENTRAL-AMERICAN VOLCANOES FERTILIZE THE

COFFEE FINCAS WITH LAVA DUST]

They were very small, these Guatemalan Indians, so small that they

suggested Lilliputians, but remarkably sturdy. They appeared to earn

their living principally by carrying bundles. Every woman on the road

was galloping along with swift, flat-footed stride, swinging her arms

as though paddling her way, balancing on her head a basket of produce

or a great cluster of earthenware jars. Every man had a load upon his

back, sometimes so much larger than himself that he resembled a tiny

ant struggling beneath a huge beetle. He supported his burden with

straps over his shoulders, and with a band about his forehead, so that

by inclining his neck forward or back, he could shift the weight. These

people showed no bulging muscle; theirs was the smooth modeling of the

Indian physique that concealed tremendous strength. They seemed never

to pause for rest, but trotted untiringly, serving as pack-animals

in the more remote regions for fourteen cents a day, and carrying a

hundred and fifty pounds for twelve hours or more.

They were the most colorful types to be seen south of Tehuantepec. Each

village had its own distinctive costume, particularly among the women.

At one station they were wearing short purple jackets that disclosed

six inches of bronze stomach. At another they were clad in tight

blue skirts, a waist of print cloth, and a wide sash of blazing

scarlet wrapped tightly about the hips. At another they were draped in

_serapes_ with a design picturing such confusion as might occur if a

bolt of lightning were to become entangled in a rainbow.

Guatemala is essentially an Indian republic. Among its 2,250,000

people--who incidentally comprise forty per cent. of the total

population of Central America--there are a million of pure aboriginal

ancestry. The whites are comparatively scarce. Yet this is the least

democratic of the local nations, and the whites dominate it completely.

The greater part of the country belongs to a few wealthy landlords,

either native or German, and the _peon_, although not mistreated,

has little to say about his government. But the _peon_ always has

employment. And Guatemala is prosperous.

[Illustration: GUATEMALA’S POPULATION INCLUDES A MILLION PURE-BLOODED

ABORIGINES]

One noticed that the train did not stop long for Indians who wished

to board it, as did trains in Mexico. If a wealthy _hacendado_ were

seen advancing down the road, the conductor waited for him. If two

dozen barefoot passengers were at the station, the engineer tooted

his whistle peremptorily, paused only for a moment, allowed them to

scramble aboard as best they could, and was off again.

After Mexico, this speed was startling. Considering the size of

Central-American republics, one feared lest the train overrun the

boundary lines and trespass upon the sovereignty of Salvator or

Honduras. But it stayed within its own domain, turning eastward, and

climbing out of the coffee-covered Pacific slopes to the pine-clad

heights of central Guatemala, landing us in the evening at Guatemala

City, 4870 feet above the sea.

III

To the American at home, all Central America is a heat-stricken jungle.

He invariably greets the returned traveler with, “I’ll bet you’re

glad to get back to God’s country!” As a matter of fact, Guatemala

City--like Tegucigalpa, in Honduras, and San José in Costa Rica, and

some several other cities in all these countries--has a climate which

no city in the United States can equal. It is pleasantly warm at

mid-day, and delightfully cool at night. The traveler in these parts

always pities the American at home, who freezes for six months, and

sweats for six months. He never can understand why the poor fellow

doesn’t let the farm go to seed, and move down to a decent climate.

IV

The Guatemalan capital is a pleasant city, but not handsome.

Built low and massively, it gives one the impression that it is

patiently awaiting another earthquake. In its past it has been moved

about from time to time in the hope that it might find a resting place

free from nature’s assaults, but another tremor always finds it and

shakes it to pieces. It was destroyed in 1917 and again in 1918. A

writer never dares use the phrase, “The last earthquake,” since another

is apt to occur before his book reaches print.

At the time of my visit, in 1924, its builders had apparently become

discouraged. Many of the buildings were still but a heap of crumbled

ruins. The streets were rough, paved with cobbles partially dislodged,

and marked with crazy trails which traffic had worn out in years of

zigzagging from curb to curb in an effort to find passage. The drivers

of the little old cabs worked their way along these streets like

sailors tacking through a tortuous channel, and only large automobiles

were in evidence, for the smaller variety so popular in Mexico would

have shaken passengers to death.

At the main _plaza_, the Cathedral was surrounded by piles of débris.

Since Guatemala keeps the church in the same restraint as does

Mexico, the Bishop could not afford to rebuild every year or two.

The edifice now stood with columns seamed and cracked, with dome and

towers completely gone, and with its greenish silver bells protected

by improvised board shelters. The interior also presented a patched

effect, and a ruined altar was replaced by a less ornate substitute,

but business was proceeding as usual.

[Illustration: OCCASIONALLY THE RESULTANT EARTHQUAKES KNOCK DOWN A CITY

OR DESTROY THE GUATEMALAN CATHEDRAL]

Guatemala, however, is the largest city in Central America. Its

population--estimated as accurately as anything is estimated in these

parts--numbers something between a hundred and two hundred thousand.

If a trifle crumbled, it is the most complete city hereabouts. There

are many shops, several banks, a number of theaters, and a host of

excellent hotels. There is local color in abundance, for Indians

in picturesque garb walk the streets, lounge in the _plaza_, and

congregate in the native market behind the cathedral, quite as

primitive as in the rural districts. There is electric light, a system

of mail boxes set into the house-walls at every corner, and even a café

with an orchestra at every half block for those who crave modernity.

These cafés are really a distinguishing feature of Guatemala City.

Elsewhere in Central America waitresses are usually waiters. Here the

waiters are usually waitresses--rather coquettish little _señoritas_,

whose smiles are served gratis with every order. The coffee-kings

gather there nightly to keep their wealth in circulation, and to bask

in the smiles. They drink somewhat immoderately, as in Mexico, and

wait patiently to the closing hour, only to learn that the girls’ own

parents call to take them straight home. But the coffee-kings are ever

hopeful. They come back night after night. And the cafés possess a

gayety that adds to the city’s attractiveness.

Neither revolution, nor earthquake, nor disappointment in love can

dampen the good humor of these countries.

V

By chance, on my first evening in Guatemala City, I was held up by a

highwayman.

I was rambling about unaccustomed streets, when a polite little brown

gentleman stepped out of a doorway, poked a revolver into my ribs, and

said courteously:

“Pardon, _señor_. Please to raise both the hands above the head, and to

tell me in which pocket I shall find your watch and your money.”

My watch was one of those cheap things which the traveler always

carries for such an emergency. My money formed a large wad, but it

was all in Guatemalan currency, and I had my doubts as to whether my

assailant would accept it. Back in Tapachula the Guatemalan Consul,

having viséd my passport, had refused the moth-eaten bills of his own

country, demanding American greenbacks, but finally compromising upon

Mexican gold. The highwayman, however, was too polite to refuse.

“I thank you greatly, _señor_,” he said. “Again I beg your pardon, and

bid you _adios_.”

Covering me with the revolver, he backed around a corner. When I looked

to see where he had gone, he was running furiously down the dark

street. He had taken a hundred and fourteen Guatemalan dollars, or

about ninety cents in American coinage.

VI

In any Central-American republic, one notices a “homey” quality lacking

in the larger territory of Mexico.

In these smaller nations, every one of any prominence knows every

one else. The capital is something of a Latinized Main Street. This

is more true of the little countries to the south, but Guatemala

is not completely an exception. Its provincialism manifests itself

particularly in the newspaper, which savors always of the local country

weekly, although a flowery verbosity gives it a unique distinction.

In Mexico City, one finds a press quite the equal of the American, with

a several-page daily edition that shows an appreciation of news values,

and a Sunday edition complete even to rotogravure picture section and

comic supplement. In Guatemala City one finds a little four-page sheet,

published apparently by some gentleman who desires an organ for the

glorification of his friends and the vilification of his enemies.

On its first page is the feature story of a party given last night

by the editor’s brother-in-law, Don Guilliermo Pan y Queso Escobar,

whose palatial mansion was graced by a felicitous gathering of our

most illustrious men and our most charming women, truly representative

of the very cream of our distinguished society, and so on with an

ever-swelling multitude of flattering adjectives. Beside it is an

account of the Commencement Exercises of the local stenographic

college--of which the editor’s uncle is the principal--an event which

seems to have been a complete success, for it was celebrated with an

éclat both artistic and educational unsurpassed in the history of our

city, and every number of the delightful and uplifting program was

greeted by rapturous applause, the audience sitting spellbound as the

estimable, virtuous, and pulchritudinous _señoritas_ of the student

body demonstrated their efficiency by taking down in shorthand, almost

word for word, the speech of the director, our sympathetic and greatly

admired fellow-countryman, Don Ricardo Cantando y Bailando Chavez, to

whom great credit is due for the distinction and finesse with which

the entire entertainment, and thus and thus, until the article closes

with a list of the persons present, the illustrious and distinguished

everybody in the audience who wore shoes.

On the last inside page, hidden among the advertisements, are the brief

cablegrams from the rest of the world, announcing the death of Lenine,

the invasion by France of the German Ruhr, and such other unimportant

events as the destruction of Tokio by earthquake, the election of a

new American president, or a war in Europe.

VII

Guatemala contained a large colony of foreigners. There were many

Germans engaged in the coffee business on the Pacific slopes, many

Americans from the banana plantations of the Caribbean Coast, a few

exiled European noblemen who had come with the remnants of their former

fortunes to live as long as possible without working in a country where

living was cheap, and several Old-Timers, all with the rank of General,

who had fought in the various past revolutions of Central America, and

were now resting upon their laurels.

These countries have long been the happy hunting ground of the soldier

of fortune, of whom the greatest since William Walker was General Lee

Christmas, who died at New Orleans while I was at the scene of his

exploits.

Christmas came to Central America as a locomotive engineer. It had

been his profession in Mississippi until a wreck, followed by an

investigation, brought out the fact that he was color-blind and could

not distinguish signals. Central America was less strict about such

things in those days. In fact, most of the old-time engineers are said

to have driven their trains with a whiskey-flask handy, and with few

worries about such things as signals. Christmas found employment, but

he became accidentally entangled in an insurrection, and formed the

habit. On one occasion, when he was driving an engine in Guatemala,

he is said to have received news of an outbreak in Honduras, and to

have left his train with all its freight and passengers standing on

the track while he hopped out of the cab-window and hiked overland

through the jungles to join the fray. His greatest exploit was that

of repulsing an entire army with a machine-gun, assisted only by one

other _gringo_, a Colonel Guy Maloney, now Superintendent of Police in

New Orleans. He drifted from one country to another, wherever a fight

seemed most promising, followed by troops that varied in number from

two men to fourteen thousand.

“He was a good scout, too,” agreed most of the Old-Timers in Guatemala

City. “He’d give you his last cent, if you needed it. He’d have been a

millionaire, if he’d saved half the money he got from the governments

he helped, but he blew it all in on parties. He’d get drunk with you,

or he’d go down the line with you, or he’d fight you--anything to

please his friends. He was pretty square, usually, when he held office.

When he was Chief of Police up in Tegucigalpa, if his best pals raised

the devil, he’d stick them right in jail. And when their term was over,

he’d give them a whale of a good party.”

His revolutionary habits finally became so annoying to Washington

that his citizenship was canceled. Broken-hearted about it, he came

home, assisted the secret service throughout the European War, and was

reinstated. When he fell ill from old wounds and fevers contracted in

Central-American jungles, many Old-Timers cabled offers of assistance,

and his old lieutenant, Colonel Guy Maloney, gave him a blood

transfusion, but it was too late. When the news of his death reached

Central America, more than one president probably heaved a sigh of

relief.

Guatemala City was filled with other ex-adventurers, all a little

jealous of Christmas’ fame, and all inclined to belittle one another.

They sat about the hotel lobbies, spinning yarns about “that little

affair down in Nicaragua,” or “that little scrap up in Honduras,” and

if I mentioned to one the story of some other, he would snort loudly

with derision.

“Don’t you believe it! He’s a damned wind-bag! Next time he mentions

getting that sword stuck through his lung, you just ask him if he

remembers the mule that got him up against the corral wall and kicked

hell out of him!”

VIII

Guatemala has had its revolutions from time to time, yet its

history--as compared with that of its immediate neighbors--has been

fairly peaceful.

If it has not had a succession of _good_ rulers, it has at least had a

succession of _strong_ rulers. Its Indians are a docile race, a race

much more easily conquered by the Spaniards than were the Indians

of Mexico, and much more easily dominated by the white landlords of

to-day. And the army, if not impressive when on dress parade, is one of

the most dependable armies in Central America.

In recruiting its soldiers, the government resorts to the selective

draft. The _Jefe Politico_--the all-powerful local official--visits

each coffee planter, and secures a list of the pickers who have picked

the least coffee during the past year. These, provided his soldiers

can catch them, are enlisted in the army. Once enrolled, the little

_peons_ are equipped with uniform, not very elaborately or neatly, but

sufficiently to distinguish them from civilians. In the Capital, they

are also equipped with shoes, not for efficiency but for the sake of

appearances. Unaccustomed to footwear, they have to be trained to its

use, and nothing is more amusing than the sight of a new battalion

thus shod and stumbling awkwardly over the rough streets. They look

uncomfortable and self-conscious, and at each halt will pick up their

feet and glare at the shoes much as milady’s poodle glares at a pink

ribbon tied around its tail.

Yet these little Indians, stupid and illiterate, make better soldiers

than the more intelligent _mestizos_, or mixed-bloods. They are more

susceptible to discipline. In most of these countries, virtue goes

with ignorance, to such an extent that the mixed-bloods are called

_ladinos_ in Guatemala--a word that originally meant “tricksters.” The

little Indians are far more loyal to the president in office than are

the _mestizo_ soldiers of the neighboring republics, and are less apt

to desert the existing government when an insurrection threatens.

Guatemala’s several Dictators, also, have been artists at the business

of discouraging opposition.

Of them all, Estrada Cabrera stands out head and shoulders above other

despots not only of Guatemala but of all Latin America. Until a very

few years ago he reigned for term after term, proclaiming himself

re-elected when necessary, and quietly murdering any politician who

gave the slightest indication of opposing him.

Why he clung to the presidency is a mystery. He was so fearful of

assassination that he scarcely ever showed himself outside the palace.

He slept usually in a house across the street, reached by a secret

passageway. He ate nothing except what his own mother prepared for him.

He would have a dozen beds made up each night, and only one or two of

his most trusted guardians knew which one he occupied. He seriously

handicapped the country’s mining interests by placing a ban on the

importation of blasting powder, lest it be used to blow him up. On the

one occasion when he attended a public ceremony, a bomb killed his

carriage-driver and the horses, barely missing the Dictator himself.

Since it was exploded by an electrical device, he thereafter placed

a ban on all electric contrivances, and visitors to the country were

relieved even of such things as pocket flashlights.

But from his isolation within the palace, he manipulated all the

strings of government, and all Guatemala felt his power. He personally

blue-penciled every foreign news dispatch that left the country, and

sometimes even the personal cablegrams. He maintained an elaborate spy

system, with one agent watching another agent, until every man in the

republic was under survey. He permitted no public gatherings where

people might discuss politics. He forbade the organization of any kind

of society, and once suppressed a chess club.

Quite possibly, he believed that these measures were justified. It is

affirmed by many that Guatemala made more progress under his rule than

at any period of brief presidencies. Certainly he did not follow the

course of enriching himself sufficiently in one term to spend the rest

of his life in Paris--a course extremely popular among Central-American

executives. And many an Old-Timer will say, “The old devil was never so

bad as they pictured him.”

But those who opposed his will used to die quite silently and

suddenly, and his enemies affirm that Cabrera used poison. One hears

strange stories about his political methods:

He is said on one occasion to have decreed the death of an American

who had incurred his enmity. To avoid international complications he

dispatched a second American to do the dirty work. The second American

went to the first, warned him, and advised him to leave the country.

Then he returned to inform Cabrera that the other man had escaped.

He did not know that a native spy, having followed him, had already

reported the meeting. Cabrera smiled. “That is too bad! But you could

not help it, so have a cocktail with me, and forget all about it.”

Three hours later, the American did forget all about it. He dropped

dead.

One hesitates to believe all the stories, for Old-Timers love to shock

the itinerant journalist. But certain it is that he kept all Guatemala

in terror of his authority, until many of the more ignorant believed

him gifted with supernatural powers.

In his later days, as in the history of most despots, he lost his

grip upon the country. He had made too many enemies. Every one hated

him, yet hesitated through fear of spies to be the first to proclaim

opposition. But the inevitable revolution finally materialized, and

Cabrera fled the capital. He surrendered on condition that his life and

property be respected. It is to the credit of the Guatemalans that

they observed their agreement, although lynch-law might have been more

justifiable.

One Carlos Herrera, a wealthy landlord, took his place, but he did

not relish the job as did Cabrera. After a few months, when some one

else started a revolution, he made no objection. It was comparatively

bloodless. A few policemen were the only casualties. They had not

been informed that a revolution was scheduled, and when they saw the

mobs surging up the street, undertook to quell what they considered

a disorderly scene. One completely organized government went out

overnight, and another completely organized government came in.

Shooting was by way of celebration. An American who had an engagement

with Herrera the next day went to the palace, and inquired, “Is Herrera

in?” and received the answer, “Herrera’s out; Orellana’s in.” Only one

man was arrested. He landed in Puerto Barrios, the north coast port,

with a cheerful jag, and cabled Herrera, “On arriving in your beautiful

country, I hasten to salute you and to wish you a long life and a merry

one.” The new government arrested him for treason, but released him as

soon as he proved his ignorance that a revolution had transpired.

[Illustration: WHEN ORELLANA STARTED A REVOLUTION, PRESIDENT HERRERA

MADE NO STRENUOUS OBJECTION]

[Illustration: THE ONLY CASUALTIES WERE A FEW POLICEMEN WHO MISTOOK THE

REVOLUTION FOR A DISORDERLY DEMONSTRATION]

Orellana, who held office at the time of my visit, was a former

lieutenant of Cabrera’s. He had occupied the seat beside Cabrera when

the bomb blew up coachman and horses. There were rumors afloat that

Cabrera’s brain still directed the government, but they received little

credence. Another story, purely humorous, was that on the night when

Orellana overthrew Herrera, the ex-Dictator started to pile all his

furniture against the door of his room.

“But, sir,” protested a servant, “these are your own friends coming

back into power.”

“That’s why I’m doing this,” said Cabrera. “I know those fellows!”

Cabrera’s house was a fortress-like structure of unassuming exterior.

An old man now, he was still following his life-long policy of

retirement from the public gaze, and a guard of soldiers was present to

see that he remained in retirement. The family came and went freely,

but the ex-Dictator never showed his face. If he had done so, some one

might have taken a shot at it. He probably welcomed the guard for its

protection.

Orellana, despite his former connection with Cabrera, was proving a

more lenient president. Clubs were now thriving, and the people might

congregate where they pleased. Poison had been abolished as a function

of government. And men might discuss politics without being shot.

Few, however, publicly suggested a change of president. With all its

comparative liberality, the new régime was ruling with an iron hand

characteristic of Guatemalan governments. Shortly before my visit,

Orellana had chased home a party of Mexican bolshevik agitators

attempting to spread their propaganda among the Indians of his

republic. A few years earlier, when his railway employees threatened a

strike unless permitted to select their own officials and to discharge

all foreigners from the service, the American superintendent had

told them to go to Hades, and Orellana had sent them back to work by

threatening to draft them all into the army.

These countries always thrive best under a stern dictator. Even under

the tyrannical Cabrera, Guatemala enjoyed more prosperity than it

would have enjoyed under a rapidly-changing series of get-rich-quick

presidents. For a land of illiterate _peons_, a dictatorship, if

exercised with justice, is always the most satisfactory form of

government, except to politicians out of office.

IX

The two principal products of Central America are coffee and bananas.

The Central-American remains in the cool highlands of the Pacific

coast, and raises the coffee. To the invading foreigner he cedes the

lowlands of the Caribbean for the culture of the bananas.

In Guatemala, it was a day’s railway journey from coffee country to

banana country--first through a stretch of magnificent scenery, of

forested mountains, and of rugged gorges spanned by several of

the world’s highest railway bridges--then through a tedious expanse

of desert, where the woodland gave way to scraggly cactus, and the

mountains (although still majestic and piled one atop another until

they reached the clouds) were swept by a fitful wind that blew gustily,

transferring the sand from the landscape to the eye--and finally down

among the swampy, jungle-grown lowlands of the coastal plains, into the

empire of the United Fruit Company.

The stucco dwellings of moorish design gradually gave way to wooden

shanties, and Guatemalan natives to West Indian blacks. Years ago,

before sanitary engineering made the tropics liveable, the inhabitants

of this region had retired to the cooler highlands, where snakes and

fever were less abundant. To-day the greater part of the East Coast,

all the way from Guatemala to Panama, is in the hands of the United

Fruit Company or its several minor competitors. Except in Guatemala or

Costa Rica, which have rail connection from ocean to ocean, banana-land

is closer to New Orleans than to the capital of its own country.

It is peopled with a few American or English bosses, and a host of

imported negroes. Its prevailing language is English. And it bears more

resemblance to Africa than to the Central America of which it is a part.

A young English superintendent met me at Quiriguá, one of the

United Fruit Company’s plantations, and conducted me to a cottage

with screened verandas, where one might have fancied himself in

the Americanized Canal Zone. The camp was neatly laid out, with

well-trimmed grass-plots and cement walks lined by rows of yellow

croton and red hibiscus and shaded by coco-palms or breadfruit trees.

Each superintendent had his own cottage; there was a large hotel for

the lesser _gringo_ employees; the local hospital was the largest

and best-appointed in Central America; everywhere one observed that

orderliness and modernity wherewith the Anglo-Saxon is constantly

abolishing the local color of all foreign lands.

On all sides of the camp the banana groves extended as far as the

eye could follow them, like a rank uncut lawn of brilliant green.

Narrow-gage tracks wandered out in all directions through the lanes of

trees, and many _gringo_ bosses--all clean-cut young fellows, neatly

dressed in khaki, who did their bit to destroy the fictional romance of

the tropics by shaving each morning and donning a white collar--were

spinning along the rails upon motor-cars on their way to work.

Many years ago, one Minor C. Keith, while building a railway in

Costa Rica, hit upon the idea of planting bananas along the line in

order to provide freight for his own road. When, during a financial

panic, he was unable to pay his laborers, he performed the miracle

of persuading them to work for nine months without salary. He and

his assistants drained swamps and practically eliminated malaria long

before our Canal Zone doctors learned to combat the fever-carrying

mosquito. He formed a partnership with one Andrew W. Preston, the first

man to transport bananas in any quantity to the United States, and

out of that combination grew the United Fruit Company, which to-day

has plantations in Jamaica, Colombia, Panama, Costa Rica, Honduras,

Guatemala, and British Honduras, and controls the banana industry of

the world. It owns railways throughout Central America, and operates

its own line of ships. It is said to make and unmake governments,

although no one ever proves the accusation. It escapes prosecution

in American courts as a monopoly because its properties are mostly

located in foreign countries. But it has developed a large section of

jungle-land that once was considered worthless and uninhabitable; the

money it pays in taxes for its concessions is the mainstay of more than

one Central-American nation’s finances; and it supplies the world with

bananas on a policy of “small profits on a tremendous scale.”

Guatemala is one of its smallest production sources, and Quiriguá is

one of its smallest Guatemalan plantations, yet I spent an entire day

riding through the banana groves on a motor-car with a superintendent,

and saw but a small part of them.

“The banana’s the easiest thing on earth to grow,” explained my guide,

as the little car hummed over the endless tracks. “You just select the

right land--the silt of some river bottom--and burn off the jungle.

Then you plant them--using the suckers, or bulbs that spring up around

an old tree--set them out in rows. And there’s nothing more to do

except keep them clear of brush. In eight months you’ve got bananas.

The main problem is to pick them just green enough so they’ll ripen by

the time they reach the States--a little bit greener for England--and

get them there when the home fruits are not in season.”

From time to time we passed a row of laborers’ shacks. Some of the

Jamaicans had brought their own kinky-haired women with them. Others

had found Guatemalan girls. A host of picaninnies were tumbling about

each cottage. Now and then one heard the rattle of dice, and a snatch

of music from a mouth organ.

“Most of the men are working to-day,” said the superintendent. “We

pay them by the job, and not by the week. It brings more satisfactory

results in a warm climate. They like it, too, because they can work

when they please. But this is a boat day, and we’ve taught them to work

on boat days.”

[Illustration: A BANANA-BOAT LOADING ON THE EAST COAST]

Negroes with _machetes_ were cutting down the bananas. A banana tree

is only a soft, spongy thing, like the stem of a huge lily. A blow of

the _machete_ would half sever the trunk, and the tree would bend,

bringing the bunch of fruit within reach. The negroes would hack away

the leaves, and remove the banana stalk carefully.

“When you cut down the tree, a lot of new ones grow up around it. Most

people don’t know that. They tell about a new superintendent here that

got all excited because the men were chopping down the grove. And we

always kid new men by sending them for a ladder on their first boat

day.”

One bruised banana will rot, and contaminate an entire ship load,

wherefore they were handled with great care. They were piled along the

track on a prepared bed of leaves. When the pick-up train passed, other

negroes shouldered each bunch gently. They might toss it aboard, but

other negroes caught it by each stem, without touching the fruit, and

laid it upon another bed of leaves.

“We shipped out three and a half million bunches last year--and when

we say ‘bunch’ we mean the whole ‘bunch’ and not just a ‘hand’ with a

dozen bananas on it,” explained the superintendent. “No, that popular

song that everybody sang at home was never heard down here. We’d have

killed anybody that dared to sing it. You should have been here one day

last week, just to see how sore everybody was when the cook had the

nerve to offer us sliced bananas for breakfast. Nobody’d eat them.”

X

Every visitor to Guatemala makes the trip to Quiriguá, not to see

the plantation, but to observe the famous Maya ruins hidden in the

neighboring jungles.

Like most famous sights which every one travels far to see, they

prove extremely disappointing. Their only beauty is that one has

to ride horseback through a swamp to reach them, and that they

are so completely surrounded with tropical forest, which forms an

ideal setting. The ruins themselves, although interesting, are not

impressive. There are some four straight columns about thirty feet

high, covered with intricate carving somewhat obscured by mildew and

moss. Each visiting archeologist scrapes off the fungus in order

to obtain a clearer view of the carving, and with it scrapes off

part of the carving. Near the columns are a few other queer rocks,

fantastically cut to represent a frog or a turtle or some other

creature, whose significance no one has been able to explain.

These are the work of the Mayas, who peopled Yucatan and southern

Mexico while the Aztecs occupied the Mexican tableland. While the

earlier people of the north built pyramids, these people built

temples and monuments of lesser stature, but with more elaborate

ornamentation. They possessed a system of hieroglyphics which have

never been deciphered. Supposedly, the ruins of Quiriguá were erected

to commemorate events in local history, but they are small, as ruins

go, and lack imposing grandeur. Few ruins in the world can equal the

marvelously-carved Maya ruins of Yucatan, but these of Quiriguá fail to

astound the observer. Near them, however, has recently been unearthed

a fortress upon a hilltop, a very rude fortress of small stones,

and scientists believe that marvelous discoveries may yet be made

by excavation--possibly of a great Maya City buried long ago by the

rotting jungles.

Guatemala has only very recently taken an interest in her past. In the

capital I had met a Dr. T. T. Waterman, now the official archeologist

of the Guatemalan government, who had just brought to light on the

Pacific Coast some ancient carvings more impressive to me than those of

Quiriguá.

“I wouldn’t say I discovered them,” he explained, as he showed me

photographs of statuary wherein faces and figures were not the

fantastic work usually performed by primitive artists, but extremely

real and life-like--altogether quite the best sculpture that I had seen

in these countries.

“In fact, I didn’t discover them,” Dr. Waterman continued.

“Ex-president Herrera did. They were on his coffee finca at Pantaleon.

They happened to be on good farming land, so he dumped them all on his

rubbish heap. That’s where I found them.”

When the bosses at Quiriguá heard this story, they looked at their own

monuments--which tourists came miles to see--and shook their heads

sadly.

“Those damned things are on our best banana land, too.”

XI

On the train that carried me back from Quiriguá--through swamp, and

desert and mountain--from banana-land to coffee-country--I met an

Old-Timer. He had been so long in the tropics that the mosquitoes

refused to bite him. Like many another, he had the rank of General,

earned in some long-past revolution.

“These countries are changing,” he said regretfully. “I can remember

the time when there was nothing down here but thatched huts. All the

white men in those days were tropical tramps, drifting from one place

to another, but they’ve mostly disappeared. This Fruit Company won’t

give you a job these days unless you come down on contract, with a

white collar around your neck, and a testimonial from your clergyman.

“The tramp’s gone south. And now the soldier of fortune is passing. You

no sooner get a revolution started than the United States sends down a

gunboat to protect American property. Things are getting so civilized

around here, I sometimes think of going home and joining the Ku Klux

Klan for a little excitement.”

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