DEBUNKING “DENICOTINIZED” TOBACCO

Some years ago it was quite evident that the cigarette was doomed.

Groups of well desiccated females, assisted by large droves of

impotent he-virgins, met together, assailed the “filthy weed,” and

determined to abolish it by vituperation if not by legislation.

Tobacco manufacturers began to feel vague worries, some States passed

anti-cigarette laws and righteousness seemed about to triumph. Then

came the war!

War is a great release. We all live pretty prosaic lives. Social

conventions are harsh and unless we live in Philadelphia or Chicago

it is not considered courteous, much less expedient, to go out and

rob, kill and commit arson. War delights in that it releases these

crude desires which seem to be suppressed and lying potentially in

wait in the most sedate of us. Men were released to rob, murder and

commit arson and they did it with a vim and vigor which belies the

idea that we are becoming a decadent and anemic race.

At the same time war had its disadvantages. A chap needed

stimulation. He needed whiskey; he needed women; he needed

cigarettes. He got them all and the dear, good Christian souls

applied themselves so whole-heartedly to the good work of providing

needful stimulation that natural smiles began to sprout on technical

virgins, liquor ceased to draw the sex line and cigarettes were

actually dispensed by the hands of Christian ladies and gentlemen.

The tobacco industry was saved.

After the war women decided to continue doing what they had done

during the war. They decided to retain “This Freedom.” Men decided

they should not retain it. The Christians decided they should not

retain it. It was against ethics, morals and law. The women retained

their freedom and added to it. Among other things they smoked

cigarettes so indefatigably that a consumption which had commenced to

decline hopped to a point of unprecedented size.

Women are like that. Men are more civilized, have more modern bodies,

are younger in an evolutionary sense and respect this nonsense called

law. Women are much older physiologically--phylogenetically for that

matter, if you really like long words. They adopt primitive means to

accomplish their ends and primitive means are always effective. When

they wanted to smoke they smoked and that was that.

At the same time, however, it is vaguely interesting to many people

to know whether smoking is injurious. All sorts of ills have been

laid to its door. But there is this to be said in its favor. In very

many people smoking is undoubtedly the percussion cap which sets

in motion a train of conditioned reflexes and enables them to work

efficiently.

Watson has worked on these conditioned reflexes. Let the young baby

have a rat. It is not afraid and will play with it happily. But some

day produce a blinding flash of light or a loud noise just as you

give it the rat and you have imbedded a conditioned reflex which may

last its life. It will always fear rats. Watson holds that education

should address itself to the job of making our conditioned reflexes

of such nature that they are helpful rather than a hindrance.

Thus a certain man cannot think unless he plays with the keys in

his pocket. That is the original stimulus which sets his benign

conditioned reflexes in motion. Another smokes in order to think

deeply. A third smokes and finds that it is laxative. Perhaps these

men cannot either think or avoid constipation unless they smoke,

and the probable reason is that the act of smoking is an original

stimulus which automatically sets in motion a long series of

conditioned reflexes of a benign character.

Yet there are people who do not want to run any risks. They want

to avoid nicotine. Perhaps it is as well that they should. They

therefore buy cigarettes or cigars or tobacco which have been

“denicotinized.” To what extent do they succeed in avoiding the

poison then? The Connecticut Agricultural Experiment Station Bulletin

295, a prosaic scientific-looking thing, pretty well explodes the

bunk of these tobaccos and it calls a spade a spade. More power to

the research agencies of the U. S. A. which dare be so outspoken. A

brief analysis of the results shown seems in order.

Tobaccos were analyzed for nicotine and the percentage given is in

all cases on a dry basis. First tested were several common brands of

cigarettes. They ran as follows in nicotine. Take your pick hereafter

when you buy--

Cigarette. Percent Nicotine.

Egyptian Deities 1.28

Pall Mall 1.38

Philip Morris 1.40

Lucky Strike 1.88

Camel 2.21

Old Gold 2.17

Capstan Navy Cut 2.30

Chesterfield 2.53

Piedmont 2.89

Since not even physicians have had any idea how much nicotine common

brands of cigarettes carried this alone is important. Now how did the

“denicotinized” cigarettes line up? They ran as follows:

“Denicotinized” Percent

Cigarette. Nicotine

Sano 2.32

Cestrada Virginia 2.10

Dormy Turkish 1.19

Sackett 1.02

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