BAD LANDS AND BAD MEN

It is curious how certain things go to the bad in the Far West, or a

certain proportion of them,--bad lands, bad horses, and bad men. And

it is a degree of badness that the East has no conception of,--land

that looks as raw and unnatural as if time had never laid its shaping

and softening hand upon it; horses that, when mounted, put their heads

to the ground and their heels in the air, and, squealing defiantly,

resort to the most diabolically ingenious tricks to shake off or to

kill their riders; and men who amuse themselves in bar-rooms by

shooting about the feet of a "tenderfoot" to make him dance, or who

ride along the street and shoot at every one in sight. Just as the old

plutonic fires come to the surface out there in the Rockies, and hint

very strongly of the infernal regions, so a kind of satanic element in

men and animals--an underlying devilishness--crops out, and we have

the border ruffian and the bucking broncho.

The President told of an Englishman on a hunting trip in the West,

who, being an expert horseman at home, scorned the idea that he could

not ride any of their "grass-fed ponies." So they gave him a bucking

broncho. He was soon lying on the ground, much stunned. When he could

speak, he said, "I should not have minded him, you know, _but 'e 'ides

'is 'ead_."

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