On twelve hundred dollars a year the Wheelers had contrived to live
thus far with some comforts and a few luxuries--they had been married
two years. Genial, fun-loving, and hospitable, they had even
entertained occasionally; but Brainerd was a modest town, and its Four
Hundred was not given to lavish display.
In the bank Herbert Wheeler spent long hours handling money that was
not his, only to hurry home and spend other long hours over a tiny lawn
and a tinier garden, where every blade of grass and every lettuce-head
were marvels of grace and beauty, simply because they were his.
It was June now, and the lawn and the garden were very important; but
it was on a June morning that the large blue envelope came. Herbert
went home that night and burst into the kitchen like a whirlwind.
"Jessica, we 've got one at last," he cried.
"One what?"
"An automobile."
Jessica sat down helplessly. In each hand she held an egg--she had
been selecting two big ones for an omelet.
"Herbert, are you crazy? What are you talking about?" she demanded.
"About our automobile, to be sure," he retorted. "'T was Cousin
John's. I heard to-day--he's left it to us."
"To _us_! But we hardly knew him, and he was only a third or fourth
cousin, anyway, was n't he? Why, we never even thought of going to the
funeral!"
"I know; but he was a queer old codger, and he took a great fancy to
you when he saw you. Don't you remember? Anyhow, the deed is done."
"And it's ours?--a whole automobile?"
"That's what they say--and it's a three-thousand-dollar car."
"Oh, Herbert!" When Jessica was pleased she clapped her hands; she
clapped them now--or rather she clapped the eggs--and in the resulting
disaster even the automobile was for a moment forgetten [Transcriber's
note: forgotten?]. But for only a moment.
"And to think how we 've wanted an automobile!" she cried, when the
impromptu omelet in her lap had been banished into oblivion. "The
rides we 'll have--and _we_ won't be pigs! _We 'll_ take our friends!"
"Indeed we will," agreed Herbert.
"And our trips and vacations, and even down town--why, we won't need
any carfare. We 'll save money, Herbert, lots of money!"
"Er.--well, an auto costs something to run, you know," ventured Herbert.
"Gasoline, 'course!--but what's a little gasoline? I fancy we can
afford that when we get the whole car for nothing!"
"Well, I should say!" chuckled the man.
"Where is it now?"
"In the garage on the estate," returned Herbert, consulting his letter.
"I'm requested to take it away."
"Requested! Only fancy! As if we were n't dying to take it away!"
"Yes, but--how?" The man's face had grown suddenly perplexed.
"Why, go and get it, of course."
"But one can't walk in and pocket a motor-car as one would a package of
greenbacks."
"Of course not! But you can get it and run it home. It's only fifty
miles, anyhow."
"I don't know how to run an automobile. Besides, there's licenses and
things that have to be 'tended to first, I think."
"Well, _somebody_ can run it, can't there?"
"Well, yes, I suppose so. But--where are we going to keep it?"
"Herbert Wheeler, one would think you were displeased that we 've been
given this automobile. As if it mattered _where_ we kept it, so long
as we had it to keep!"
"Yes, but--really, Jessica, we can't keep it here--in the kitchen," he
cried. "It's smashed two eggs already, just the mention of it," he
finished whimsically.
"But there _are_ places--garages and things, Herbert; you know there
are."
"Yes, but they--cost something."
"I know it; but if the car is ours for nothing, seems as if we might be
able to afford its board and keep!"
"Well, by George! it does, Jessica; that's a fact," cried the man,
starting to his feet. "There 's Dearborn's down to the Square. I 'll
go and see them about it. They 'll know, too, how to get it here. I
'll go down right after supper. And, by the way, how about that
omelet? Did our new automobile leave any eggs to make one?"
"Well, a few," laughed Jessica.
There was no elation in Herbert Wheeler's step when, two hours later,
the young bank teller came home from Dearborn's.
"Well, I guess we--we're up against it, Jessica," he groaned.
"What's the matter? Won't they take it? Never mind; there are others."
"Oh, yes, they 'll take it and take care of it for fifteen or twenty
dollars a month, according to the amount of work I have them do on it."
"Why, I never heard of such a thing! Does it cost that--all that? But
then, the _car_ does n't cost anything," she added soothingly, after a
pause.
"Oh, no, the car doesn't cost anything--only eight or ten dollars to
bring it down by train, or else two dollars an hour for a chauffeur to
run it down for us," retorted her husband.
"Eight or ten dollars! Two dollars an hour to run it!" gasped Jessica.
"Why, Herbert, what shall we do? There is only ten dollars now of the
household money to last the rest of the month; and there 's this week's
grocery bill and a dollar and a half for the laundry to pay!"
"That's exactly it--what shall we do?" snapped Herbert. This thing was
getting on his nerves.
"But we must do," laughed Jessica hysterically. "The idea of giving up
a three-thousand-dollar automobile because one owes a grocery bill and
a dollar and a half for laundry!"
"Well, we can't eat the automobile, and 't won't wash our clothes for
us."
"Naturally not! Who wants it to?" Jessica's nerves, also, were
feeling the strain.
"We might--sell it."
"Sell it! Sell our automobile!" flamed Jessica; and to hear her, one
would think the proposition was to sell an old family heirloom, beloved
for years.
Her husband sighed.
"Isn't there something somewhere about selling the pot to get something
to put into it?" he muttered dismally, as he rose to lock up the house
for the night. "Well, I fancy that's what we 'll have to do--sell the
automobile to get money enough to move it!"
Two days later the automobile came. Perhaps the grocer waited.
Perhaps the laundry bill went unpaid. Perhaps an obliging friend
advanced a loan. Whatever it was, spic and span in Dearborn's garage
stood the three-thousand-dollar automobile, the admired of every eye.
June had gone, and July was weeks old, however, before the
preliminaries of license and lessons were over, and Mr. and Mrs.
Herbert Wheeler could enter into the full knowledge of what it meant to
be the joyous possessors of an automobile which one could run one's
self.
"And now we'll take our friends," cried Jessica. "Who'll go first?"
"Let's begin with the A's--the Arnolds. They 're always doing things
for us."
"Good! I'll telephone Mrs. Arnold to-night. To-morrow is Saturday,
half-holiday. We'll take them down to the lake and come home by
moonlight. Oh, Herbert, won't it be lovely?"
"You bet it will," exulted Herbert, as he thought of the Arnolds'
admiring eyes when their car should sweep up to their door.
At three o'clock Saturday afternoon the Wheelers with their two guests
started for the lake. It was a beautiful day. The road was good and
every one was in excellent spirits--that is, every one but the host.
It had come to him suddenly with overwhelming force that he was
responsible not only for the happiness but for the lives of his wife
and their friends. What if something should go wrong?
But nothing did go wrong. He stopped twice, it is true, and examined
carefully his car; but the only result of his search was a plentiful
bedaubing of oil and gasoline on his hands and of roadway dust on his
clothing. He was used to this and did not mind it, however--until he
went in to dinner at the Lakeside House beside the fresh daintiness of
his wife and their friends; then he did mind it.
The ride home was delightful, so the Arnolds said. The Arnolds talked
of it, indeed, to each other, until they fell asleep--but even then
they did not talk of it quite so long as their host worked cleaning up
the car after the trip. Wheeler kept the automobile now in a
neighbor's barn and took care of it himself; it was much cheaper than
keeping it in Dearborn's garage.
There were several other friends in the A's and B's and two in the C's
who were taken out in the Wheeler automobile before Herbert one day
groaned:
"Jessica, this alphabet business is killing me. It does seem as if Z
never would be reached!"
"Why, Herbert!--and they 're all our friends, and you know how much
they think of it."
"I think of it, too, when the dinner checks and the supper checks come
in. Jessica, we just simply can't stand it!"
Jessica frowned and sighed.
"I know, dear; but when the _car_ did n't cost anything--"
"Well, lobster salads and chicken patties cost something," mentioned
the man grimly.
"I know it; but it seems so--so selfish to go all by ourselves with
those empty seats behind us. And there are so many I have promised to
take. Herbert, what can we do?"
"I don't know; but I know what we can't do. We can't feed them to the
tune of a dollar or two a plate any longer."
There was a long pause; then Jessica clapped her hands.
"Herbert, I have it! We'll have basket picnics. I 'll take a lunch
from the house every time. And, after all, that'll be lots nicer;
don't you think so?"
"Well, that might do," acquiesced the man slowly. "Anyhow, there would
n't be any dinner checks a-coming."
August passed and September came. The Wheelers were in "M" now; they
had been for days, indeed. Even home-prepared luncheons were beyond
the Wheelers' pocketbook now, and no friend had been invited to ride
for a week past. The spoiling of two tires and a rather serious
accident to the machine had necessitated the Wheelers spending every
spare cent for repairs.
In the eyes of most of the town the Wheelers were objects of envy.
_They_ had an automobile. _They_ could ride while others must plod
along behind them on foot, blinded by their dust and sickened by their
noisome odor of gasoline.
As long as the Wheelers were "decently hospitable" about sharing their
car, the townspeople added to their envy an interested tolerance based
on a lively speculation as to when one's own turn for a ride would
come; but when a whole week went by, and not one of the many anxious
would-be guests had been invited, the interest and the tolerance fled,
leaving only an angry disdain as destructive to happiness as was the
gasoline smell of the car itself.
There were some things, however, that the townspeople did not know.
They did not know that, though the Wheelers had a motor-car, they had
almost nothing else; no new clothes, except dust coats and goggles; no
new books and magazines, except such as dealt with "the practical
upkeep and operation of a car"; no leisure, for the car must be kept
repaired and shining; no fresh vegetables to eat, for the garden had
died long ago from want of care, and they could buy only gasoline. But
they did have an automobile. This much the town knew; and there came a
day when this fact loomed large and ominous on the horizon of the
Wheelers' destiny.
On the first day of October the bank in which young Wheeler worked
closed its doors. There had been a defalcation. A large sum of money
was missing, and the long finger of suspicion pointed to Herbert
Wheeler.
Did he not sport an automobile? Was he not living far beyond his
means? Had not the Wheelers for weeks past flaunted their ill-gotten
wealth in the very eyes of the whole town? To be sure they had. The
idea, indeed, of a twelve-hundred-dollar-a-year clerk trying to cut a
dash like that! As if every one could not guess just where had gone
that missing sum of money.
And so the town talked and wagged its head, and back in the tiny house
in the midst of its unkept lawn and garden sat the angry, frightened,
and appalled Herbert Wheeler, and Jessica, his wife.
In vain did the Wheelers point out that the automobile was a gift. In
vain did they bare to doubting eyes the whole pitiful poverty of their
daily life. The town refused to see or to understand; in the town's
eyes was the vision of the Wheeler automobile flying through the
streets with selfishly empty seats; in the town's nose was the hateful
smell of gasoline. Nothing else signified.
To the bank examiners, however, something else did signify. But it
took their sworn statement, together with the suicide of Cashier Jewett
(the proved defaulter), to convince the town; and even then the town
shook its head and said:
"Well, it might have been that automobile, anyhow!"
The Wheelers sold their elephant--their motor-car.
"Yes, I think we 'd better sell it," agreed Jessica tearfully, when her
husband made the proposition. "Of course the car did n't cost us
anything, but we--"
"Cost us anything!" cut in Herbert Wheeler wrathfully. "Cost us
anything! Why, it's done nothing but cost from the day it smashed
those two eggs in the kitchen to the day it almost smashed my
reputation at the bank. Why, Jessica, it's cost us everything--food,
clothing, fun, friends, and almost life itself! I think we 'll sell
that automobile."
And they sold it.