There is no truth in the rumour that there is to be a "sauceless" day for
our Post-Office employees.
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"The Craven Stakes of 500 sobs."--_Evening News_ (_Portsmouth_).
Horse-racing in war-time _is_ rather a sorry business.
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"A lady giving up her electromobile, on account of the war, which is in
good running order...."--_Pall Mall Gazette._
We are glad to have this confirmation of reports from General Headquarters.
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[Illustration: _Skinner._ "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT THE RATIONING?"
_Podmore._ "OH, WHEN MEALTIME COMES I TIGHTEN MY BELT."
_Skinner._ "FROM THE OUTSIDE OR THE INSIDE?"]
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