MARK TWAIN.

[Reprinted, with the Author’s permission, from _The Century Magazine_.]

In the appendix to Croker’s Boswell’s Johnson, one finds this anecdote:

_Cato’s Soliloquy._—One day Mrs. Gastrel set a little girl to repeat

to him [Doctor Samuel Johnson] Cato’s Soliloquy, which she went

through very correctly. The Doctor, after a pause, asked the child—

“What was to bring Cato to an end?”

She said it was a knife.

“No, my dear, it was not so.”

“My aunt Polly said it was a knife.”

“Why, Aunt Polly’s knife _may do_, but it was a _dagger_, my dear.”

He then asked her the meaning of “bane and antidote,” which she was

unable to give. Mrs. Gastrel said—

“You cannot expect so young a child to know the meaning of such

words.”

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