=Lifeless, faultless.=
=It is a good horse that never stumbles.=
To which some add, "And a good wife that never grumbles." None are
immaculate. "Are there not spots on the very sun?" (French.)[444] A
member of the parliament of Toulouse, apologising to the king or his
minister for the judicial murder of Calas perpetrated by that body,
quoted the proverb, "_Il n'y a si bon cheval qui ne bronche_" ("It is a
good horse," &c.). He was answered, "_Passe pour un cheval, mais toute
l'écurie!_" ("A horse, granted; but the whole stable!")
=He that shoots always right forfeits his arrow.=--_Welsh._
But in no instance was the forfeit ever exacted, for the best archer
will sometimes miss the mark, just as "The best driver will sometimes
upset" (French).[445] "A good fisherman may let an eel slip from him"
(French);[446] and "A good swimmer is not safe from all chance of
drowning" (French).[447] "The priest errs at the altar" (Italian).[448]
=They ne'er beuk [baked] a gude cake but may bake an ill.=--_Scotch._
=He rode sicker [sure] that ne'er fell.=--_Scotch._
=It is a sound head that has not a soft piece in it.=
=Every rose has its prickles.=
=Every bean has its black.=
=Every path has its puddle.=
=There never was a good town but had a mire at one end of it.=
"He who wants a mule without fault may go afoot" (Spanish).[449]
=A' things wytes [blames] that no weel fares.=--_Scotch._
When a man fails in what he undertakes he will be sure to lay the blame
on anything or anybody rather than on himself. "He that does amiss
never lacks excuses" (Italian).[450] "He is a bad shot who cannot find
an excuse" (German).[451] "The archer that shoots ill has a lie ready"
(Spanish).[452] That is rather a strong expression: the Italians, with
a more refined appreciation of the eloquence displayed by missing
marksmen, declare that "A fine shot never killed a bird."[453]
=A bad workman always complains of his tools.=
=A bad excuse is better than none.=
This, of course, is ironical. The Italians hold that "Any excuse is
good provided it avails" (Italian);[454] and, "Any excuse will serve
when one has not a mind to do a thing."[455] We may easily guess what
the Spaniards mean by "Friday pretexts for not fasting."[456]
="Who can help sickness?" quoth the drunken wife, when she lay in
the gutter.=
=Guilt is jealous.=
=A guilty conscience needs no accuser.=
=Touch a galled horse, and he'll wince.=
=A galled horse will not endure the comb.=
"Let the galled jade wince, our withers are unwrung," cries Hamlet,
mockingly, as he reads the effect of the play in the fratricide's
countenance. "He that is in fault is [steeped] in suspicion"
(Italian),[457] and his uneasy conscience betrays itself at every
casual touch. He is like "One who has a straw tail," and "is always
afraid of its catching fire" (Italian).[458]
=He that has a muckle [big] nose thinks ilka ane is speaking
o't.=--_Scotch._
"Hair is not to be mentioned in a bald man's house" (Livonian). "Never
speak of a rope in the house of one who was hanged" (Italian);[459]
or, as the Hebrew form of the precept runs, "He that hath had one of
his family hanged may not say to his neighbour, 'Hang up this fish.'"
Formerly the French used to say, "It is not right to speak of a rope
_in presence_ of one who has been hanged;"[460] and they could say
this without apparent absurdity, because it was customary to pardon a
culprit if the rope broke after he had been tied up to the gallows,
and therefore it was not an uncommon thing to meet with living men who
had known what it was to dance upon nothing. The memory of this usage
is preserved in a proverbial expression--"The hope of the man that is
hanging, that the rope may break"[461]--to signify an exceedingly faint
hope. But so much was this indulgence abused, that it was abolished by
all the parliaments, that of Bordeaux setting the example in 1524 by an
edict directing that the sentence should always be, "Hanged until death
ensue."
=If the cap fits you, wear it.=
"Let him that feels itchy, scratch" (French).[462] "Let him wipe his
nose that feels the need of it" (French).[463]
=Nothing was ever ill said that was not ill taken.=
"He who takes [offence] makes [the offence]" (Latin).[464] "What do
you say 'Hem!' for when I pass?" cries an angry Briton to a Frenchman.
"Monsieur Godden," replies the latter, "what for pass you when me say
'Hem?'"
=Ye're busy to clear yourself when naebody files you.=--_Scotch._
That is, you defend yourself when nobody accuses you; and that
looks very suspicious. "He that excuses himself accuses himself"
(French).[465]