CHAPTER XXIV.

A FEW NOTES ABOUT MEXICAN PRESIDENTS.

Very few people outside of the Republic of Mexico have the least

conception of how government affairs are run there. The inhabitants of

Mexico--at least it is so estimated--number 10,000,000 souls, 8,000,000

being Indians, uneducated and very poor. This large majority has no

voice in any matter whatever, so the government is conducted by the

smaller, but so-called better class. My residence in Mexico of five

months did not give me ample time to see all these things personally,

but I have the very best authority for all statements. Men whom I know

to be honorable have given me a true statement of facts which have

heretofore never reached the public prints. That such things missed

the public press will rather astonish Americans who are used to a

free press; but the Mexican papers never publish one word against the

government or officials, and the people who are at their mercy dare not

breathe one word against them, as those in position are more able than

the most tyrannical czar to make their life miserable. When this is

finished the worst is yet untold by half, so the reader can form some

idea about the Government of Mexico.

President Diaz, according to all versions, was a brave and untiring

soldier, who fought valiantly for his beautiful country. He was born

of humble parents, his father being a horse dealer, or something of

that sort; but he was ambitions, and gaining an education entered the

field as an attorney-at-law. Although he mastered his profession,

all his fame was gained on the battlefield. Perfirio Diaz is

undoubtedly a fine-looking man, being what is called a half-breed,

a mixture of Indian and Spaniard. He is tall and finely built, with

soldierly-bearing. His manners are polished, with the pleasing Spanish

style, compelling one to think--while in his presence--that he could

commit no wrong; the brilliancy of his eyes and hair is intensified by

the carmine of cheek and whiteness of brow, which, gossip says, are

put there by the hand of art. Diaz has been married twice--first to

an Indian woman, if I remember rightly, who left him with one child,

and next to a daughter of the present Secretary of the Interior,

Manuel Romero Rubio. She is handsome, of the Spanish type, a good

many years younger than the president, and finely educated, speaking

Spanish, French and English fluently. Mrs. Diaz has no children, but

is step-mother to two--a daughter and a son of the president. The

president, so far as rumor goes, follows not in the footsteps of his

countrymen, has no more loves than one, and is really devoted to Mrs.

Diaz.

There are two political parties, a sort of a Liberal and Conservative

concern, but if you ask almost any man not in an official position

he will hesitate and then explain that there are really two parties;

that he has almost forgotten their names, but he has never voted, no

use, etc. Juarez, who crushed Maximilian, while a good president in

some respects, planted the seeds of dishonesty when he claimed the

churches and pocketed the spoils therefrom. Every president since then

has done what he could to excel Juarez in this line. When Diaz first

took the presidency he had the confidence and respect of the people

for his former conduct. They expected great things of him, but praise

in a short time was given less and less freely, and the people again

realized that their savior had not yet been found. When his term drew

near a close, his first bite made him long for more, and he made a

contract with Manuel Gonzales to give him the presidency if he would

return it at the end of his time, as the laws of Mexico do not permit a

president to be his own successor, but after the expiration of another

term (four years) lie can again fill the position.

The constitution of Mexico is said to excel, in the way of freedom

and liberty to its subjects, that of the United States; but it is

only on paper. It is a republic only in name, being in reality the

worst monarchy in existence. Its subjects know nothing of the delights

of a presidential campaign; they are men of a voting age, but they

have never indulged in this manly pursuit, which even our women are

hankering after, No two candidates are nominated for the position, but

the organized ring allows one of its members--whoever has the most

power--to say who shall be president; they can vote, though they are

not known to do so; they think it saves trouble, time, and expense to

say at first, "this is the president," and not go to the trouble of

having a whole nation come forward and cast the votes, and keep the

people in drunken suspense for forty-eight hours, while the managers

miscount the ballots, and then issue bulletins stating that they have

put in their man; then the self-appointed president names all the

governors, and divides with them the naming of the senators; this is

the ballot in Mexico.

Senor Manuel Gonzales readily accepted Diaz's proposition and stepped

into the presidency. He had also been a loyal soldier, and was as

handsome as Diaz, though some years his senior. Gonzales is a brave

man, powerfully built, but was so unfortunate as to lose his right

arm in battle. He has, however, learned to write with his left in a

large, scrawling style. He has a legal wife, from whom, however, he

is separated. While he was filling the presidential chair she made a

trip through the United States, and gained some notoriety by being

put out of the Palmer House because she did not pay bills contracted

there on the strength of being the wife of the President of Mexico.

On her return to the land of the Aztecs, she found that the law could

not touch the Czar Gonzales, who was living like a king, nor could she

get a divorce, as Mexico does not sanction such luxuries. She started

a sewing establishment, but it is said that she is living in abject

poverty, and, like all Mexican women, with the door to the way of

gaining an honest livelihood barred against her because of her sex.

Their family consists of two sons, both captains in the army--Manuel,

twenty-seven years old, and Fernando, twenty-five--fine-looking and

well educated. The latter is said to be quite good to his mother. It is

reported that Manuel Gonzales and Miss Diaz, the only daughter of the

president, are to be married shortly.

Gonzales while in power issued several million dollars' worth of nickel

money, which the people refused to accept. One day, as he was being

driven from the palace in an open carriage, he was surrounded by a

mob who threw bags of the coin on him, while others cried out for his

life. The driver--who, by the way, was at that time the only negro in

the City of Mexico--fiercely fought those who had stopped his team and

resisted by main force their efforts to unseat him. He wanted to drive

the fine-blooded horses right over the angry, howling mob, but Gonzales

calmly told him to desist, and then, revolver in hand, descended from

the carriage, asked the people what they wanted, swore roundly at them

and commanded them to disperse.

The effect was astonishing. Without one outburst, as though quelled by

an immense army, that maddened mob moved away and Gonzales re-entered

his carriage triumphantly, and was driven home unmolested and

uninjured. The money, however, was sold for almost nothing, and some

Europeans were smart enough to buy. In a short time the government

bought it all back, paying cent for cent, and I know personally one

man who made $100,000 in one day on his lot. In truth, it was the

foundation of more than twenty fortunes in Mexico at the present time.

Eight months before Gonzales retired he tried to force the people to

accept the English debt law. They refused, and filled the halls of

Congress, in which they had congregated, with cries and groans. They

would not cease at the presidential command, and Gonzales ordered the

soldiers to fire on them several times. It was impossible that in such

a narrow space all should escape death, yet no true report was ever

made of the affair.

When Gonzales went into office $900,000 could be counted in the

treasury. On the last day of his term his annual income exceeded

$200,000 and his salary, which was $30,000 yearly. On the morning

of his last day he sent to the treasurer to know how much money

yet remained in the treasury. "One hundred thousand dollars," was

the reply. Gonzales requested that it be sent to him, and when the

treasurer meekly hinted that it might be good for his neck to know to

whom to charge it, Gonzales replied that if he did not know that much

he had better send in his resignation. The money was in the president's

hand in a very short time after this. Next he bought a $2 ticket from

the state national lottery and with it sent a little line to the

managers. "See that this draws the prize to-day." The first prize was

$100,000. Strange to relate his ticket drew the fortunate number, and

Gonzales closed his eyes that night with a murmur like Monte-Cristo as

he gazed upon the sea, "The world is mine!" That evening the people

were so glad that they gathered in an impassable mob around the palace

and cathedral, and tried to enter the latter, that they might proclaim

their feelings by ringing forth from the numerous bells which hang in

the mammoth towers, one happy peal; but an army was soon on the spot

and prevented any demonstration. Investigation showed $25,000,000

missing and the government employés unpaid.

Experts figure out that Gonzales raked in $25,220,000 in his four years

of official life, and he didn't have to go to Canada, either. Gonzales

immediately went to Guanajuato as governor, where he was received with

open arms, and when the people, who found the bank broke just as they

expected to take it, began to whisper that they would like a little

investigation, Gonzales swore he would spend every cent they were

clamoring after in raising an army to overthrow the Diaz Government.

On hearing this Diaz slunk off like a half-drowned cat and made a law,

which went into effect June 22, 1886, taking a percentage off every

government employé to help pay up the Gonzales deficiency.

Gonzales is modest; he don't want the presidency any more. He wisely

invested his hard-earned cash in an estate. His palaces and haciendas

are something wonderful for size, beauty, and furnishment. Of course,

give a man a bad name and everything mean is laid at his door; but it

is credited to him that he took a fancy to a very rich hacienda, and

he told the owner he would give him $200,000. The haciendado said

it had belonged to his family since the time of Cortes, and he had

not the least desire to sell, besides it was at the very least worth

$2,000,000. Immediately all sorts of evil fell upon the unhappy owner.

His horses were shot, his cattle, water, and even family poisoned. At

last, when hope was crushed. Gonzales accidentally reappeared, and told

the heart-broken man that he would give him $10,000 for this place. The

hacienda was immediately his, but the former owner is still looking

for his money. The strange part is that Gonzales has not suffered the

afflictions visited upon the former owner.

President Diaz has two years from next December to serve, that is,

providing a revolution does not cut his term short. The people will not

say much about his going out, as one just as bad will replace him. They

always know one year in advance who the president is to be, and even at

the present date it lies between Diaz's father-in-law, Romerio Rubio,

or Mier Teran, Governor of Oaxaca, both of whom belong to the ring.

Diaz fears a revolution, and is afraid of losing his life. It is said

he hastened his removal to Chapultepec because they threatened to blow

up his house on Calle de Cadena, No. 8, with dynamite. Last January a

party of Revolutionists laid plans to overthrow the Diaz Government,

but one fellow got into a controversy with a Diaz party while riding on

the Paseo, and so they came to blows, the news got abroad and armies

paraded through the streets of Mexico until the poor little body of

"righters" were overawed by the demonstration. Gonzales is sixty-five

years old. He gets along nicely as Governor of Guanajuato, having no

duties and being looked up to as a king by the people. When he comes to

Mexico for a few days they prepare expensive receptions for his return.

They are his humble subjects, and he is satisfied to be king of that

state.

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