SOME THINGS TO WHICH THE IRISH WOULD NOT SWEAR.

MR. GROVE.--This insufferably ignorant, and, therefore, insolent

magisterial cur, who has recently made himself an object of unenviable

notoriety, by asserting that "the Irish would swear anything," has shown

himself to be as stupid as he is malignant. Would, for instance, the most

hard-mouthed Irishman in existence venture to swear that--

Mr. Grove is a gentleman; or that--

Sir Francis Burdett has brought honour to his grey hairs; or that--

Colonel Sibthorp has more brains than beard; or that--

Sir Robert Peel feels for anybody but himself; or that--

Peter Borthwick was listened to with attention; or that--

Sir Peter Laurie's wisdom cannot be estimated; or that--

Sir Edward George Erle Lytton Bulwer thinks very small beer of

himself; or that--

The Earl of Coventry carries a vast deal of sense under his hat; or

that--

Mr. Roebuck is the pet of the _Times_; or, in short, that--

The Tories are the best and most popular governors that England

ever had.

If "the Irish would swear" to the above, we confess they "would swear

anything."

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