REPORT ON THE PUBLIC DISTRESS.

_To Her Majesty's Secretary of State for the Home Department._

Sir,--In compliance with my undertaking to inquire into the public

distress, I went into the manufacturing districts, where I had heard that

several families were living in one room with nothing to eat, and no bed

to lie upon. Now, though it is true that there are in some places as many

as thirty people in one apartment, I do not think their case very

distressing, because, at all events, they have the advantage of society,

which could not be the case if they were residing in separate apartments.

It is clear that their living together must be a matter of choice, because

I found in the same town several extensive mansions inhabited by one or

two people and a few servants; and there are also some hundreds of houses

wholly untenanted. Now, if we multiply the houses by the rooms in them,

and then divide by the number of the population, we should find that there

will be an average of three attics and two-sitting-rooms for each family

of five persons, or an attic and a half with one parlour for every two and

a half individuals; and though one person and a half would find it

inconvenient to occupy a sleeping room and three-quarters, I think my

calculation will show you that the accounts of the insufficiency of

lodging are gross and wicked exaggerations, only spread by designing

persons to embarrass the Government.

With regard to the starvation part of the question, I have made every

possible inquiry, and it is true that several people have died because

they would not eat food; for the facts I shall bring to your notice will

prove that no one can have perished from the _want_ of it. Now, after

visiting a family, which I was told were in a famishing state, what was my

surprise to observe a baker's shop exactly opposite their lodging, whilst

a short way down the street there was a butcher's also! The family

consisted of a husband and wife, four girls, eight boys, and an infant of

three weeks old, making in all fifteen individuals. They told me they were

literally dying of hunger, and that they had applied to the vestry, who

had referred them to the guardians, who had referred them to the overseer,

who had referred them to the relieving officer, who had gone out of town,

and would be back in a week or two. Not even supposing there were a brief

delay in attending to their case, at least by the proper authorities, you

will perceive that I have already alluded to a baker's and a butcher's,

_both_ (it will scarcely be believed at the Home-office) in the _very

street_ the family were residing in. Being determined to judge for myself,

I counted personally the number of four-pound loaves in the baker's

window, which amounted to thirty-six, while there were twenty-five

two-pound loaves on the shelves, to say nothing of fancy-bread and flour

_ad libitum_. But let us take the loaves alone,

36 loaves, each weighing four pounds,

Multiplied by 4

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will give 144 pounds of wheaten bread;

To which must be added 50 pounds (the weight of the 25 half-qtns.),

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Making a total of 194 pounds of good wholesome bread,

which, if divided amongst a family of fifteen, would give 12 pounds and 14

fractions of a pound to each individual. Knocking off the baby, for the

sake of uniformity, and striking out the mother, both of whom might be

supposed to take the fancy bread and the flour, which I have not included

in my calculation, and in order to get even numbers, supposing that 194

pounds of bread might become 195 pounds by over weight, we should get the

enormous quantity of fifteen full pounds weight of bread, or a stone and

one-fourteenth, (more, positively, than anybody ought to eat), for the

husband and each of the children (except the baby, who gets a moiety of

the rolls) belonging to this _starving family_!!! You will see, Sir, how

shamefully matters have been misrepresented by the Anti-Corn-Law

demagogues; but let us now come to the butcher's meat.

It will hardly be credited that I counted no less than fourteen sheep

hanging up in the shop I have alluded to, while there was a bullock being

skinned in the back yard, and a countless quantity of liver and lights all

over the premises. Knocking off the infant again for the sake of

uniformity, you will perceive that the fourteen sheep would be one sheep

each for every member of this family, including the mother, to whom we

gave half the rolls and flour in the former case, and there still remains

(to say nothing of the entire bullock for the baby of three weeks, which

no one will deny to be sufficient) a large quantity of lights, et cetera,

for the cat or dog, if there should be such a wilful extravagance in the

family. With these facts I close my report, and I trust that you will see

how thoroughly I have proved the assertion of the Duke of Wellington--that

if there is distress, it must be in some way quite unconnected with a want

of food, for there is plenty to eat in every part of the country.

I shall be happy to undertake further inquiries, and shall have no

objection to consider myself regularly under Government.

Yours obediently,

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