As Groom, Coachman, or Groom-Gardener, plain; wife good Cook;
or otherwise, if required. Good references.
"Or otherwise, if required," is delicious. She would be a bad cook or
an indifferent one "if required." So convenient!
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Half-and-Half.
(_After Reading some recent Political Speeches._)
Although in the queer Party story
There's many a turn, and many a twist;
_'Tis_ strange to see JOSEPH half Tory,
And SALISBURY half Socialist!
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