CHAPTER XLVI

THE CALIBRE OF CONGRESSMEN

Dr. Van Schaick’s successor as president of the board of education was a

Catholic gentleman by the name of Edwards, prominent in the Chamber of

Commerce, and therefore an undoubted “success.” His intellectual

qualifications you may judge when I tell you that he was president of

the Columbia Correspondence School, and when I explain to you this

amusing product of American public life. Great numbers of newly fledged

statesmen come to Washington, where they have to compose political

speeches and felicitous after-dinner addresses, letters to the

newspapers and to their constituents—all kinds of literary efforts for

which they lack the necessary knowledge of grammar. They cannot all have

private secretaries to write their speeches for them, as did the late

President Harding; so comes the Columbia Correspondence School, filling

a long-felt want.

President Edwards would write you an essay or a speech on any subject,

at prices ranging from fifty cents up. If you used it only once, he

would charge you two dollars. It was all strictly confidential—that is,

until President Edwards was put upon the witness-stand at a

congressional hearing. Then he was asked: Did they sell essays to school

children? He answered, Yes, they would sell essays to people in any part

of the country, asking no questions. He was asked: “What would you do if

a teacher reprimanded a pupil for passing in one of your essays as his

own?” He answered that he was not sure what he would do, but he could

see nothing wrong with that. This disclosure raised such a row that the

new president of the school board was forced to resign; no one could

ever find out which one of the judges of the District Supreme Court had

recommended him, but they all united in getting rid of him!

Under this autocracy of politicians the fate of the Washington school

teachers has been the same as we have seen in other cities. Their wages

in 1917 were on a starvation basis; the minimum was five hundred dollars

for assistant kindergartners, and the next was six hundred. Both the

high school teachers and the grade teachers formed unions, and the

politicians did not dare to stop them. The unions carried the agitation

to Congress, and got an increase of salary during the war. The gang

tried to corral them into the National Education Association. They have

a local “institute” and of course the teachers have little to do with

selecting the speakers.

I have referred to the experience of Miss Alice Wood, and promised to

tell her story, which shows clearly what happens to teachers under an

autocracy of politicians. Miss Wood was a teacher of English at the

Western High School, and in the course of study furnished to her by her

superiors appeared such items as “Current Events,” “War News,” “Study of

Democracy Today,” and “Spontaneous Discussions and Criticisms.” In the

year 1919 it was naturally impossible for a teacher to conduct a class

along the above lines without being asked something about “Bolshevism.”

Miss Wood was asked, and she stated in reply that she had attended a

meeting at Poli’s Theater, where several travelers from Russia had

spoken, and their accounts of conditions were different from the

published stories in the daily press. (Never forget, this was the year

of the nationalization of women!) In answer to a direct question, Miss

Wood stated that she considered the Soviet government “an improvement

over the former government of Russia and a good government for Russia.”

She explained the word “Bolshevik” as meaning majority; and finally, she

advised pupils who wanted to know more about the subject to read

articles from the “Dial,” the “New Republic” and “Current Opinion.”

A few days later Miss Wood received a letter from her principal,

questioning her about these matters. She answered, stating the facts as

above; furthermore explaining that she was extremely patriotic, that her

forefathers had served in the American Revolution, and that she regarded

Woodrow Wilson “as the greatest statesman of all times.” The reactionary

superintendent of schools then took up the matter with the board of

education. Under the law, Miss Wood had the right to a public trial, and

to be represented by counsel; the board set this rule quietly to one

side, and invited Miss Wood to appear informally before a committee,

which questioned her, but without giving her any idea that she was on

trial. She stated that she had received no instructions as to what kind

of answers she was to return on the subject of Bolshevism, and that she

was perfectly willing to follow the directions of her principal, of the

superintendent, or of the board, on this and on all other matters.

Whereupon the board suspended her, without pay, for a period of one

week!

This of course was small punishment in itself—we have seen what is the

pay of a Washington teacher for one week. But what the board really

sentenced her to was disgrace and outrageous publicity in the

carrion-eating press. Therefore the teachers’ union took up the matter,

and engaged an attorney, and a long correspondence with the school

authorities followed, leading to no result. The matter was carried to

the District Supreme Court, and it is pleasant to be able to state that

this body reversed the action of the board, and Miss Wood got her week’s

salary. But in the meantime the Black Hand of our national capital had

accomplished its principal purpose—all the other teachers of the city

learned their lesson, and the pupils in the schools continued to believe

that all women in Russia were “nationalized”!

Also they continued to believe that Washington is governed by great and

patriotic statesmen. Some time previously, a teacher had stated to her

pupils that “the calibre of congressmen of the present day is not as

good it was in the time of Clay and Webster”; and this teacher was made

the object of furious attack upon the floor of Congress! The

congressional committee took it up, and summoned the principal of the

school before them, and read the riot act to him; and so all the

teachers of Washington learned that they are not citizens of a

democracy, but serfs of a plutocratic empire.

I am told now by a group of teachers that the new superintendent is

doing well, and that there is hope for a better deal in the schools; new

buildings are going up, and everyone wants to forget the old unhappy

past. The teachers ask me to plead for the cause which lies nearest to

their hearts, that of teacher participation in school control; and I

answer that this is the thing for which my book is written—to urge that

those who do the work of teaching, and really know about teaching, shall

take the place of traction magnates and real estate speculators in

charge of our children. It is not only in Washington that this is

needed, but everywhere, as you have already had opportunity to see.

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