9. EQUALITY IS EQUITY

Although she went about on her hind legs, as we do, she did not

despise her four-footed acquaintances, and was always intimate with

the tabby, to whom she had been introduced on arrival. It was a pretty

sight to watch them dip their little heads together into the saucer of

milk. They always started fair, but pussy lapped the better. The milk

diminished so fast that Charlie could see that her share would be the

smaller one at that rate. Then tenderly but irresistibly she put her

strong right arm round pussy's neck and pulled her back, out of reach

of the saucer. Charlie went on lapping herself, looking round often at

the cat, winking vigorously with both eyes, and uttering various

friendly vowel sounds. Here, perhaps, it had better be noted, for the

information of philologists, that hers was exclusively a vowel

language. I never heard her sound a consonant. It would therefore have

been difficult to represent it phonetically. The modulations of tones

were too delicate for an Aryan ear; but a Chinaman might have been

more successful, and my Burmans caught them well. Her meaning could

best have been recorded by ideograms, like the oldest of the Chinese

or Egyptian hieroglyphs. But there was no use for such a thing. She

did not need it, and would not have learned it.

It was probably the accompanying gestures that made pussy understand

her. To be pulled back from the saucer, and tightly held out of reach

of it, is what may be called an unmistakable hint. Puss acquiesced.

When Charlie thought their shares had been equalled she relaxed the

embrace, and puss began again; but though she resumed drinking in a

polite, deferential way, as if saying, "By your leave, ma'am," puss

never abated her speed of lapping, and so had soon to be withdrawn

once more. Occasionally this took place as often as three or four

times in the emptying of one saucer; and seldom did it fail to happen

once. In fact I noticed that at length they used to _begin_ operations

with Charlie's arm upon pussy's neck, ready for action. Day after day

this went on. Puss never struggled. When the milk was thus equally

finished they parted friends. The great rule of equity law, that

"Equality is equity," was never better practised; and so profoundly is

it in accordance with the nature of things that even a cat can

understand it, when constrained.

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