2. "CHARLIE DARWIN"

It was "antipathy to Darwin," they told me, which made a reverend

missionary, in the last century, exhort some neighbours of ours, some

Christian Karens in Burma, to "shoot at sight" the monkeys and little

apes that occasionally took a few plantains from their gardens. The

loss of fruit could be minimised in other, gentler ways, as their

Burman neighbours showed them. The "heathens" were so "benighted" that

they spoke of the trifling losses caused by the apes exactly as the

poet Burns spoke of the depredations of the little mouse, whose nest

his plough destroyed--

"I doubtna, whiles, but thou may thieve;

What then? poor beastie, thou maun live! ...

I'll get a blessing with the lave (what is left),

And never miss't!"

It is a wonderful coincidence, which I know for a fact, that the

Burmese Buddhist gardeners used phrases expressing similarly these

identical sentiments.

The Christians were taught to feel differently. So it was lucky for

her that it was in a "heathen" garden that the mother of our heroine

was trespassing one day in 1892. Running from the sound of the

approaching gardener, she escaped with difficulty, and left her girl

behind. Poor frightened little mother, what a loss was there! You

never knew the fate of your child. You never saw her any more at all.

The gardener carried the captured one in a basket to my wife, who

agreed to adopt her, and named her Charlotte, or "Charlie" Darwin. For

immediate company of her own size, she had a nice tabby, with whom she

became quickly familiar. The little cats in the woods survive by

haunting the trees, and doubtless live on terms of neutrality with the

monkeys and the apes. The big leopard is the common enemy of both the

little cats and the monkeys. When once a suckling leopard, the size of

a kitten, was given us, and my wife tried to coax a tabby to be wet

nurse, and the cats of the house were all standing round observant of

the stranger, the suckling gave a little leopard's growl, and

instantly the cats were panic-stricken, and fled to the roof, and

stayed there long after the departure of the suckling, till hunger

brought them down. The universal welcome these same cats extended to

Charlie showed that her tribe was considered friendly. The first thing

I remember of her, perhaps, also, her earliest recollection of our

house, was her cheerfully dipping her nose in the cats' dish, and

sharing their milk.

She never needed a wet nurse, being more than half-grown when we

received her. In fact, our neighbour had caught her pulling plantains.

Among the common monkeys, the anxious mothers seem to have a rule of

thumb to keep their young within reach, by using the tails as French

nursemaids use the leading-strings. "The length of your tail, my

child--no farther shall you go." But our Charlie was of the human-like

species, and no more had a tail than the reader himself. Besides, she

was old enough to be out of leading-strings. Mother and daughter had

been alike absorbed in the fruit, and in an absent-minded way had let

the gardener surprise them. He said he had never even flung a stone at

a monkey, and always been content to chase them away. So Charlie

Darwin and her mother had doubtless been presuming on his good-nature,

as females are apt to do. But the sight of pretty Charlie tempted him,

and he knocked her down, with a clod of earth, he said, and made her

prisoner unhurt.

She soon grew to her full height, swelling visibly from week to week,

almost from day to day, but the full height of her tribe is below army

requirements. She was never much above two feet. Next to the size, the

chief difference between her and the reader, if the reader is a girl,

was that her arms were proportionally longer and stronger, and her

legs shorter and weaker. Her Latin name was Hylobates Hooluck; but, as

she never went to school, much less to college, it was never used. And

nobody spoke of her as a gibbon. Plain "Charlie Darwin" she was always

called, and seemed to like it.

She was not proud, though, if she had been, she might have been

excused. The brightness of her face made her a centre of attraction.

She seemed to dress well; for though she was never insulted with

humanly manipulated rags, her beautiful fur appeared to be like a

perfectly fitting black satin dress, of Oriental cut, and gave Miss

Charlie Darwin the look of a modest lady, at home in a drawing-room.

Her sparkling eyes, like moist beads, were surmounted by big white

eyebrows. These set off her features so well that one could understand

why European ladies, in more leisurely days than ours, took time to

mark their faces with beauty spots.

When moving or standing about in the drawing-room, she tottered at

times, and would put her hand on anything convenient to support

herself, as many an old lady likes to do; and often she would sit

down, with a sigh of pleasure. But Charlie did not sit long anywhere.

Her restless agility showed her youth. At tea-time, in particular, she

was very much alive. She was devoted to fruit; but her natural good

manners, some said, her female curiosity, said others, made her sample

everything. She neglected the plain bread but, like other young

people, had an almost undiscriminating love for cakes. Shortbread was

an exception. She was very partial to it; and it was rare fun to give

her none and keep it out of easy reach, and watch the result. She sat

demurely unconcerned, as a woman can, till she supposed she was

unobserved. Then swiftly and softly she ran to where it was, never

taking her eyes off the company, as if too interested in what they

were saying to think of anything else; and deftly took the shortbread

and resumed her seat, as if it were a matter of no consequence.

The only imperfection in her table manners was her way of drinking

from a saucer, lapping her tea as the cats lapped milk. In vain my

wife showed her a better example. Habits of that kind are easier to

learn than to unlearn; and, after all, men also drink in that way at

times, under primitive conditions, lapping of the water with the

tongue, as a dog lappeth. (See Judges vii, 5.)

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