ON HEADS IN GENERAL

The earliest human tools were weapons too, mere sticks and stones; and

perhaps the earliest great discovery, before the invention of fire and

in days of infinite antiquity, was the importance of heads.

The value of the discovery was due to the natural weakness of our

limbs and teeth and nails. The other beasts were better provided with

natural weapons and neither needed tools nor made them. The importance

of heads did not concern them at all. The lions and tigers, who are

regularly killing men and cattle in the way of business, do it as we

kill fowls, by a sudden jerk of the neck. They have other ways, but

they seem to like that best, as Homer noticed, and we can see to-day.

_See_ Pope's translation, _Iliad_, v. 206, etc.:

"... When the lordly lion seeks his food

Where grazing heifers range the lonely wood,

He leaps among them with a furious bound,

Bends their strong necks and tears them to the ground...."

That is exactly the principle of the improved drop of the modern

hangman, and swift and painless enough to please the most humane; but

it needs a greatly superior force. The hangman is magnificent; but he

is not war. Herein lay the importance of the discovery that hitting

the head could stun and kill. Thereby the primitive sticks, by which

our long-forgotten ancestors straightened their backs and stiffened

their feeble knees, became clubs; and men began to face the lions in

their path, and other enemies.

But for this great discovery we would have remained as restricted in

diet and outlook as the chimpanzees. Whether tending cattle or

cultivating the ground, men must be ready and able to take the open

field and hold their own against all comers.

Accordingly, we find that the discovery was familiar in the remotest

of recorded times. The wearing of helmets is a fashion as ancient as

civilisation itself. The Rig-Veda Aryans had helmets, and the Homeric

Greeks, and in the ancient classical _Odes_ (iv, 2, 4, 5) a Chinese

poet, perhaps coeval with Homer, tells of a potentate:

"He's thirty thousand men afoot,

Who handsome helmets wear,

With shells and bright vermilion strings

That flutter in the air,"

thus anticipating the "red coats" of England. Indeed, that is not the

only coincidence of old and new. The Homeric chiefs went among their

men, in times of confusion, striking right and left with effective,

home-made sceptres of wood, like modern policemen with their

truncheons. The helmets of the police make the likeness almost

palpable.

In the House of Commons a touching medieval survival is the wearing of

hats. It comes down from the days when the steel-cap clapped on the

head was the first step in a breach of the peace, and the head

uncovered was the silent, unmistakable symbol of the peace-making

speech, the soft words to turn away wrath. Little as he thinks of it,

the member, who takes off his hat and stands up to speak, is led by a

beautiful old custom to assume an attitude such as Themistocles has

been admired for expressing, when violence was offered him in council,

and he said, "Strike, but hear me." Meanwhile, upon the table lies the

unwieldy metal bauble, meant to represent the mace or loaded stick of

the Speaker, who presides and makes no speech, but silently tables his

tool as if intimating, "My voice keeps order and my club gives law."

Every other mace as well as his, and every sceptre and staff of

office, is merely a sophisticated emblem of the original reality,

which is a common stick. The weapons of ancient Egyptians and

Chaldeans are ancient indeed compared to anything in Europe; but they

are modern things, as of yesterday, compared to the cudgel from the

woods. And what is perhaps the most remarkable fact of all, while

fashions change in war-tackle as in ladies' dresses, the primitive

cudgel abides the same; and under primitive conditions it is wielded

to-day by the hands of contemporary men, exactly as it was wielded by

our forefathers, who preceded history so far that, in our books, we

speak of them as "missing." We mean no harm, and we shall, all of us,

be missing some day. So there has always appeared to me to be an

antiquarian interest in what is certainly, for other reasons too, the

best leopard story I know.

In 1886 a Burman farmer was working in his fields, about twenty miles

from Thayetmyo, in Lower Burma, and noticed a leopard seize and carry

away a calf. He picked up a stick and ran after it, shouting and

waving the stick. The leopard saw him and paused and looked at him;

but did not drop its prey, as the man had hoped. He fingered the stick

in his hands, not taking his eyes off the enemy, and felt, to his joy,

that it was a "male bamboo," a bamboo solid inside, a very strong and

formidable cudgel, light enough to handle quickly and heavy enough to

kill a man or stun an ox.

They continued to eye each other askance, he and the leopard. He would

have been happy to see it drop the veal and go. It would have been

well content to depart without hurting him. But to go away supperless

was not its intention, and to let it take away his calf was not his.

It was interesting to study how they had manoeuvred, the leopard

trying to reach cover without approaching the man, and the man to

prevent that, without risking an encounter face to face. This lasted

long. There was plenty of active patience on both sides; and strategy

so admirable that I afterwards regretted that I did not make a plan of

the ground and record it all. At length the leopard ventured a bound

over a bush and the man came within reach of it sideways, and lifting

high his "male bamboo," he dealt his first smashing blow on the skull.

Everything turned on that. To fail to stun the leopard would have been

most dangerous. But he did not fail. He stunned it; and, with a shower

of rapidly-repeated blows, he killed it, and not only saved his veal,

but also earned the twenty rupees reward that is always payable for

killing a leopard. Surely it never was better earned.

I happened to be in charge of the office of the Deputy Commissioner at

Thayetmyo, when he came for his reward, and held the inquiry myself. I

noted the details carefully, because friends in the station, one of

them a veteran who had been a quarter of a century in India, had

nothing to tell to equal it; and, in the twenty-three years that have

passed since then, during which I have heard on the average more than

one leopard anecdote a month, I have never been able to verify

anything so good as this.

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