THE WONDERFUL ESCAPE OF "TIGER-HILL"

I am sorry to say it is more than twenty years since I began to listen

to stories of tigers and leopards in Burma; and even more since I

first made acquaintance with the beasts myself. I do not expect to see

any more now, except in a Zoo. So perhaps it is time to note what has

been learned, to re-tell the best of what I have heard, and in short

do for others what others in days gone by have done for me. I have

always considered that the man who keeps a good story fresh is the

greatest of public benefactors.

What made me think of this in connection with cats was the recent

discovery of the truth of a story, which I have heard many times

without believing it. It was first told to me in 1891 by Burmans in

the locality where it happened. Then, and as often afterwards as it

was told, I questioned the speaker about how he knew, and never was

quite satisfied. Even the version of it in Colonel Pollok's _Wild

Sports of Burma and Assam_ (p. 65 of the 1900 edition), read like

hearsay and seemed unconvincing. At last, in 1908, Colonel Dobbs told

it to me in Coonoor, and when he was questioned he was able to delight

me with the news that he had _seen_ the thing. So here it is.

The time was 1859. The scene was the forest-covered hilly ground about

seventy miles north of Maulmain, in what is now Bilin township of

Thaton district, Burma, between the Sittang and Salween rivers. A

detachment of the 32nd Madras Native Infantry, under Captain Manley,

was marching on business there, going in single file along a footpath,

preceded by the civil officer with them, a Mr Charles Hill.

Hill was a big man, "over six feet and of great strength," and strode

ahead with a big stick in his hand, while two orderlies or servants

followed at a careless distance behind him, with his weapons. This

Chinese way of making war or hunting is almost a custom in Burma among

Europeans; and a very natural custom too, in a hot, moist climate.

Suddenly Hill came upon a tiger lying full length on the footpath,

apparently asleep. He looked round and called for his gun. It was for

the moment out of reach.

Perhaps it may be worth while to try to make the ordinary stay-at-home

Englishman, who does not know how lucky he is to be able to stay at

home, and knows a great deal less than he supposes, realise how and

why the sensations of Mr Hill were different from what his own would

have been. The first point is that Hill knew what a Londoner would

never suspect, that there was no particular cause to be afraid. If

afraid, he had only to go back a few yards, and shout, and bang the

trees with his stick. The monstrous cat would take the hint and

silently slip away. Not even a tiger in the prime of life would _seek_

a fight. He feels, what politicians are only beginning to realise in

another sphere, that fighting is bad business.

We must remember that the tiger has no medicaments, no surgical help,

no hospitals, no friends, no companions. When he crawls away to lick

his wounds, he is as solitary in a hostile world as a poor man "out of

a job," on a wet wintry night on the Thames Embankment, and suffers

and dies unaided and alone. This is not conducive to courage. So even

a tiger that has taken to eating men does not openly attack humanity,

but lies in wait for it, to take it by surprise without fighting,

seeking nothing but to get his dinner in the easiest way. Our common

criminals, and many wholesale thieves of superficial respectability,

are more dangerous than tigers because of their extra cunning, but not

different in spirit. What difference there is, is in favour of the

tiger. He is never malevolent or cruel. Like Jonathan Wild, he never

hurts anybody, except to benefit himself.

The Englishman at home will perhaps now be ready to understand the

next point that will surprise him, that the retiring habits of the

tiger make him a rare sight, even in countries where he is at home. I

have known many people who had often suffered from the depredations of

tigers, but had never seen one, just as a man's house may be burgled

more than once without his seeing any of the burglars. The tiger is

like a burglar, who comes and goes in the dark.

It is true that a globe-trotter visiting Rangoon to-day (1909) may buy

on the Pagoda steps a picture of a tiger upon the Pagoda, and be truly

told that it was seen there. Some years ago a tiger did go up the

gentle slope of the spire; and once arrived there, he stood

bewildered, as if paralysed; conspicuous, like a weather-cock upon a

steeple, looking helplessly down upon a large port like Plymouth, a

big animated and terrified target, while the soldiers shot at him till

they killed him. But though Englishmen, who knew there were tigers

always near, might think this natural, and only wonder that it did not

happen oftener, and wish it would, yet to the people of the country,

who knew the habits of tigers, it seemed portentous. Long afterwards

old men might be seen on the Pagoda platform shaking their heads

knowingly, and if you listened and understood them, you could hear

them discussing what the miracle meant. It was certainly very odd. The

poor animal must somehow have lost his reckoning. To use an

old-fashioned phrase, he was never intended for a town life, and

assuredly he never intended to try it. The Pagoda stands on the skirts

of the town, on the last bluff of the Pegu hills, and he was probably

going up it before he knew he had left the woods.

An incident that took place near the scene of Mr Hill's adventure may

be mentioned to illustrate the normal ways of the tiger. Three

officers united to assist the villagers there against a tiger that was

thinning their herds. Each of them had killed big cats before; and one

was locally famous as a hunter. His house was full of trophies,

including scores of tiger skins, of which he was as proud as ever Red

Indian was of scalps. About a hundred villagers who knew the ground

well co-operated zealously. No mistakes were made, and everybody did

his best for several days; and yet not one of the large party ever

even saw the beast they were seeking. He had not gone away. He was

lying low; and he resumed his cattle killing as soon as they stopped

hunting. The widest "beat" in woods like these is like a net flung at

random into the sea. A hunter is lucky if he averages a single glimpse

of such game for half-a-dozen days or nights out of bed. Experienced

hunters seldom go out there after tiger except to spend a night in a

tree over a "kill," which is generally a bullock killed and left half

eaten, to which the tiger may return.

So it is easy to understand why Hill was unwilling to lose sight of

this fellow, especially if Colonel Pollok is rightly informed that it

was a man-eater; for in that part of Burma the occasional man-eater is

not only a public affliction, he is also more often than not old and

decrepit. I saw one in the Sittang valley, which had killed three men

in one week, and yet was a meagre creature, with shrunken shanks and

bald, bare hide, which made him look mangy, and with only a single

whole tooth in his jaws, and two broken ones. So if Hill had heard the

rumour which Colonel Pollok believed and took this for a man-eater, he

might reasonably suppose he could take liberties. The canny Dutch

themselves have a proverb, that the hares can pull the lion's beard

when the lion has grown old.

It is a witty exaggeration, of course, as proverbs often are. In

reality, neither hares nor horses nor deer of any kind would risk

going near a lion or a tiger, however old. They shrink in horror from

the like of a tiger. I have felt a brave horse shudder at one although

he was dead, for even in death he seemed terrible. But his carcass

does not cumber long the ground. White ants have a horror of nothing,

and maggots and microbes, safe in their insignificance, are equally

impartial. Vultures, too, may serve the tiger for undertakers, as they

serve the Parsis, or the wild dogs may anticipate them. Sometimes it

has been credibly reported that the dogs begin the tiger's funeral

before he is dead, so that if only the Dutch had said "dogs" instead

of "hares" their proverb would have been _not_ wit but natural

history.

Even if Hill had never heard about this tiger being a stiff old

man-eater, he might have suspected it was one, because it was there,

upon the footpath, as if it had fallen asleep while watching for some

benighted traveller who might be caught unawares. The few seconds Hill

stood waiting for a gun would seem as many minutes, or more. In short,

it is easy to imagine how, as he watched the big beast, perhaps

stretching itself and yawning, seeming likely to step aside soon,

before a gun arrived, into a wood wherein a few steps would make it

safe from pursuit, the big strong man lost patience, and lifting his

stick with both hands he hit the tiger on the head between the eyes.

This completed the wakening process. Hill said he only saw it

disappear among the bushes at the side of the path. Meanwhile

Lieutenant Dobbs (he was _young_ Dobbs then and on duty under Captain

Manley) happened to be nearest to the front after Hill, and he and

some sepoys hurried forward. In jungle fighting you run to the

shouting, just as in ordinary war the rule used to be to march towards

the sound of the cannon. So Dobbs, running forward in this way, was in

time to see what followed. It was all over in a few seconds, and the

reproaches of the troops in some histories of the event are without

foundation. The tiger leapt out of the bush towards Hill's back, and

with a paw on each of his shoulders was seen to be biting at the back

of his neck, as if trying to get a grip. Then Hill, who had been flung

forward into a stooping posture, but kept his foothold, straightened

himself with a jerk, whirled round and thrust out his arms in front of

him, with open palms, as if pushing. "That, at least, is what it

seemed like to me," said the accurate veteran, Colonel Dobbs, and that

was how Hill described it. Then the tiger fell backwards, rolled on

his back, regained his balance with a soft, silent celerity, and

disappeared again among the bushes "almost like lightning," and was

seen no more.

Hill came staggering towards Dobbs, and fell on his face in a dead

faint. He was bleeding freely from the neck, but the bleeding was soon

stopped. "Only the upper fangs penetrated the neck," writes Colonel

Pollok. What Dobbs was sure of was only that in a short time Hill was

going about as usual, "though he complained of stiff neck for about

two years afterwards."

In 1891 the Burmans thereabouts were still speaking of him as

"Kya-ma-naing," meaning "The man that the tiger did not beat." He was

honourably known to his countrymen in Burma for the rest of his life

as "Tiger-Hill"; and the many and various versions of his adventure

might furnish texts for a book on mythology as long as Fraser's three

big volumes on the _Golden Bough_. But as nearly all the reflections

hitherto made upon it are refuted by this mere statement of the

details, the present writer will take warning from the mistakes of his

predecessors and leave readers, now in possession of the truth, to

evolve their own reflections.

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