HINTS ON DRINKING.

_Abridged from Mr. Richards's Treatise on Nervous Disorders._

Without any intention of advocating the doctrine, or of commending the

reputed practice of the Pythagoreans, ancient or modern, I must be

allowed to reprobate the abuse of fermented liquors. Although wine was

invented, and its use allowed "to make glad the heart of man," and

although a moderate and prudent indulgence in it can never excite

reprobation, or cause mischief, still the sin of drunkenness is an

extensive and a filthy evil. Not only does it demoralize, debase, and

finally destroy its unhappy victim, but it renders him incapable of

performing the ordinary duties of his station; constituting him an object

of disgust to others, and of pitiable misery to himself. It is well to

talk of the Bacchanalian orgies of talented men, and to call them

hilarity and glee. The flashes of wit "that were wont to set the table in

a roar;" the brilliancy of genius, that casts a charm even over folly and

vice; the rank and fame of the individual, no doubt, increased the

fascination of his failings; but however bright and wonderful may be the

coruscations of his talent, while under the influence of wine, his frame

is debilitated, tottering, and imbecile, when the stimulus of the

potation has subsided.

But I do not proscribe indiscriminately all stimulus. Those whose

occupations are laborious, and who are much exposed to our variable

climate, require an absolute stimulus, over and above what they eat.

Dr. Franklin advocated a contrary doctrine, and inculcated the fact, that

a twopenny loaf was much better for a man than a quart of beer; and he

adduces the horse and other beasts of burthen as examples of the

inefficacy of the use of fermented liquors. But all this is founded upon

decidedly erroneous premises. To enable a hard-working horse to go

through his toil with spirit, he must have corn, or some other article

subject to fermentation. Now, the horse, as well as many other animals,

have stomachs very capacious, and probably adapted to the production of

this fermentation. So that corn is, in fact, a powerful fermented

stimulus to the beast.

Let us then assume, that stimulus in a certain degree is necessary to

sustain the strength and invigorate the frame of the toiling man; and the

best proof of its good effect is the comfort and energy which it imparts

to its consumer; but if this necessary stimulus be exceeded, then it is

abused, and every mouthful in addition becomes ultimately poisonous. The

first effect which is produced is upon the internal coat of the stomach,

as we may learn from the warmth which we feel. The repetition increases

the circulation of the blood, which seems, as it were, to dance through

the veins; the pulse becomes quick and full, the eyes sparkle, and the

imagination is quickened; in short, the whole frame is excited, as is

evinced by every word, look, and action. If the affair end here, well and

good; but we will suppose that the potation goes on, and very speedily a

new effect is produced. The brain, oppressed by the load of blood thrown

up into it, and irritated through its quick sympathy with the stomach;

oppressed, also, by the powerful pulsation of the larger arteries about

the head, becomes, in a degree, paralyzed. The tongue moves with

difficulty, and loses the power of distinct articulation; the limbs

become enfeebled and unsteady; the mind is deranged, being either worked

up into fury, or reduced to ridiculous puerility, and if the stimulus be

pushed farther than this, absolute insensibility ensues. Such is a brief

view of the physical progress of a debauch; and it is needless to point

out the effect of all this mischief upon the frame which is subjected to

it.[1]

Although we have thus seen that fermented liquors, if taken to excess,

become pernicious in their effect, we must not condemn their _use_,

because their _abuse_ is bad. Why should we act and feel as if this

bountiful world, brilliant in beauty and overflowing with blessings, was

a collection of steel traps and spring guns, set to catch the body and

shoot the soul? Is it not much better and wiser to avail ourselves of the

many blessings which Providence has placed before us, than to set

ourselves to work to detect poison in our drink, and God knows what in

our meat? It savours of learning, doubtless, to do all this; but _cui

bono_? where is the _real_ utility which it produces? Our grandfathers

and their progenitors were well convinced that a good cup of

"sherris-sack" comforted the heart, and aided digestion; and why the same

opinion should not govern us, I must leave to the dieteticians to decide.

The moderate use of wine and of malt liquors is exceedingly grateful to

our feelings, and abundantly beneficial to our constitution; but ardent

spirits are found to be so pernicious to most constitutions, and

especially to those: of the inhabitants of crowded towns and cities, that,

excepting under peculiar circumstances, it is better to discard them

altogether. A glass or two of good wine can never do any harm; neither

can a cup of good, genuine, "humming ale." The chemists tell us that the

London ale is a horrid and narcotic compound; and so, in truth, by far

the largest portion of it is. But there are two or three honest men in

the metropolis, who sell genuine Kennet, Nottingham, and Scotch ales,

from whom it is very easy to procure it quite pure. If, however, malt

liquor does not agree with the stomach, or what is the same thing, is

_supposed_ not to agree, it is a very easy matter to substitute wine for

it.

A word or two, here, with regard to _genuine_ ale. Half of what is sold

under the name of Scotch, Kennet, &c. is manufactured at Bromley, or

elsewhere, according to prescriptions adapted to the peculiarities of

each kind. This, perhaps, is nothing very enormous; but the publicans

"_doctor_" their beer, after it has left the brewhouse, in a manner that

calls loudly for reprehension. Salt of tartar, carbonate of soda, oil of

vitriol, and green copperas (sulphate of iron) are some of the articles

in common use; and knowing this to be the case, it is really a matter of

importance to know where good, pure beer is to be obtained. The best

Kennet ale is to be had at Sherwood's, in Vine Street, Piccadilly, or at

Chapman's, in Wardour Street; both these dealers have it direct from

Butler's, at Kennet, and a very superior article it is. Nottingham ale

may be procured in casks at Sansom's, in Dean Street, Red Lion Square;

and the best Scotch ale in London, whether in draught or bottle, is at

Normington's, in Warren Street, Fitzroy Square.

[1] The reader, who is interested in this subject, will find in Mr.

Richards's treatise a candid description of the ill effects of

drunkenness, explained with a view to admonish, rather than to

censure the sufferer.

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