THE TRIUMPH OF AMERICAN 'HUMOR'

At half-past ten he heard the family going to bed. For some time he was

disturbed by wild shrieks of laughter from the twins, who, with the light-

hearted gaiety of schoolboys, were evidently amusing themselves before

they retired to rest, but at a quarter past eleven all was still, and, as

midnight sounded, he sallied forth. The owl beat against the window

panes, the raven croaked from the old yew-tree, and the wind wandered

moaning round the house like a lost soul; but the Otis family slept

unconscious of their doom, and high above the rain and storm he could

hear the steady snoring of the Minister for the United States. He

stepped stealthily out of the wainscoting, with an evil smile on his

cruel, wrinkled mouth, and the moon hid her face in a cloud as he stole

past the great oriel window, where his own arms and those of his murdered

wife were blazoned in azure and gold. On and on he glided, like an evil

shadow, the very darkness seeming to loathe him as he passed. Once he

thought he heard something call, and stopped; but it was only the baying

of a dog from the Red Farm, and he went on, muttering strange sixteenth-

century curses, and ever and anon brandishing the rusty dagger in the

midnight air. Finally he reached the corner of the passage that led to

luckless Washington's room. For a moment he paused there, the wind

blowing his long grey locks about his head, and twisting into grotesque

and fantastic folds the nameless horror of the dead man's shroud. Then

the clock struck the quarter, and he felt the time was come. He chuckled

to himself, and turned the corner; but no sooner had he done so, than,

with a piteous wail of terror, he fell back, and hid his blanched face in

his long, bony hands. Right in front of him was standing a horrible

spectre, motionless as a carven image, and monstrous as a madman's dream!

Its head was bald and burnished; its face round, and fat, and white; and

hideous laughter seemed to have writhed its features into an eternal

grin. From the eyes streamed rays of scarlet light, the mouth was a wide

well of fire, and a hideous garment, like to his own, swathed with its

silent snows the Titan form. On its breast was a placard with strange

writing in antique characters, some scroll of shame it seemed, some

record of wild sins, some awful calendar of crime, and, with its right

hand, it bore aloft a falchion of gleaming steel.

Never having seen a ghost before, he naturally was terribly frightened,

and, after a second hasty glance at the awful phantom, he fled back to

his room, tripping up in his long winding-sheet as he sped down the

corridor, and finally dropping the rusty dagger into the Minister's jack-

boots, where it was found in the morning by the butler. Once in the

privacy of his own apartment, he flung himself down on a small pallet-

bed, and hid his face under the clothes. After a time, however, the

brave old Canterville spirit asserted itself, and he determined to go and

speak to the other ghost as soon as it was daylight. Accordingly, just

as the dawn was touching the hills with silver, he returned towards the

spot where he had first laid eyes on the grisly phantom, feeling that,

after all, two ghosts were better than one, and that, by the aid of his

new friend, he might safely grapple with the twins. On reaching the

spot, however, a terrible sight met his gaze. Something had evidently

happened to the spectre, for the light had entirely faded from its hollow

eyes, the gleaming falchion had fallen from its hand, and it was leaning

up against the wall in a strained and uncomfortable attitude. He rushed

forward and seized it in his arms, when, to his horror, the head slipped

off and rolled on the floor, the body assumed a recumbent posture, and he

found himself clasping a white dimity bed-curtain, with a sweeping-brush,

a kitchen cleaver, and a hollow turnip lying at his feet!--_The

Canterville Ghost_.

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