CHAPTER XII.

_Fully committed for Trial.—Acquitted for want of

Evidence.—Fatal Consequences of consigning a young Person to

a Jail.—Meet with a fellow Prisoner, who introduces me to the

Company of professed Thieves.—Live by Fraud and Robbery.—Trip

to Staines.—Am at length apprehended for what I am innocent of._

On entering the gates of the gloomy receptacle to which I was now

consigned, and which on many accounts has not been unaptly named the

Bastille, the sensations I felt may be more easily conceived than

described. Besides that this was the first prison I had ever entered,

every thing around me had an air of unspeakable horror. After being

viewed and reviewed by the surly Cerberuses of this earthly hell, I was

conducted up some stairs to a long gallery, or passage, six feet wide,

having on either side a number of dismal cells, each about six feet by

nine, formed entirely of stone, but having a small grated window near the

roof, at the further end, which admitted a gloomy light, and overlooked

a yard, in which other prisoners were confined; there was also a similar

grate over the door; but, owing to their height, both these apertures

were very difficult of access. The cells on the other side the passage,

were exactly similar, but overlooking another yard, and the doors were

immediately opposite each other. The only furniture of these dreary

apartments was an iron bedstead, on which were a bed, blanket, and rug,

but all of the coarsest kind. I afterwards found, that by paying an

extravagant price, I might have had better accommodation; but as I had

then only a few days to stop, and I found no want of cleanliness in my

present lodging, I declined the favour. My conductor having given me a

pitcher of water, without vouchsafing a word, locked the door, and left

me in utter darkness. I retired to my homely couch, and having well

refreshed myself before I left the Brown Bear[18], I soon forgot my

misfortunes in the arms of Morpheus, and did not awake till I was roused

by the turnkey, at a late hour in the morning. This personage now behaved

with some little civility, and let me know that if I had any money I

might be supplied with a good breakfast; at the same time tossing upon

my bed a small loaf (about fourteen ounces,) of bread, which he told

me was the daily allowance of the prison. I gladly accepted his offer,

and desired to have some tea, which was presently sent up to me; and I

continued to have three tolerable good meals, (at least in quantity,)

every day during my stay here; but I paid for each on delivery, and

through the nose.

In order to amuse my mind during this solitary week, I climbed up to

the grated aperture over the door of my cell, and listened to the

conversation of the neighbouring prisoners, who were also confined for

re-examination; and from their discourse I acquired a more extensive

knowledge of the various modes of fraud and robbery, which I now found

were reduced to a regular system, than I should have done in seven

years, had I continued at large. I was indeed astonished at what I

heard, and I clearly perceived that instead of expressing contrition for

their offences, their only consideration was how to proceed with more

safety, but increased vigour, in their future depredations. And here I

was struck with the fallacious notions entertained by the projectors of

this prison, which was reputed to be upon the plan of the benevolent and

immortal Howard, who had recommended the confinement of offenders in

separate cells, in order to prevent the effects of evil communication

among persons who had not all attained an equal degree of depravity.

This object, however, was not effected here, for being within hearing of

each other, they could, by sitting up over the door as I have described,

converse each with his opposite neighbour, and even form a line of

communication, where the discourse became general, from one end of the

gallery to the other. As a proof of what I have advanced, I knew several

of the prisoners then confined with me in this passage, who were at that

time but striplings, and novices in villany, and who after several years’

continuance in their evil courses, at length became notorious offenders,

and having narrowly escaped a shameful death, are now prisoners for life

in this colony.

On the morning of the appointed day, I was again taken to Bow-street,

where I found in attendance Mr. Pettit, and the three shopkeepers from

whom I had obtained the goods. I also saw to my mortification, that

they had searched my lodging, and had actually the various articles so

obtained in their custody, ready to produce. The first person who came

forward, was the woollen-draper’s shopman, who, producing some yards of

cloth and kerseymere, deposed that I had applied for such articles in

the name of Messrs. Giffard and Co., and that having frequently served

me with the like goods, he delivered them to me without hesitation. Mr.

Pettit then denying that I had been deputed by him, or his partner,

and the property being sworn to, the magistrate observed that here was

sufficient matter to convict me, and it was therefore unnecessary to bind

over the other tradesmen, who were ordered to retain their goods. Having

nothing to offer in my defence, his worship ordered the clerk to commit

me for trial, on which I earnestly begged the magistrate to send me to

some other prison, where my friends might have access to me, (this being

denied at the Bastille à la mode de Paris,) and in compliance with my

request, I was ordered to New Prison, Clerkenwell; at which I was much

rejoiced.

On arriving at this prison, of the rules of which I had acquired some

idea, from the information of my late fellow prisoners, who had indeed

advised me to petition as I did, I desired to have the best accommodation

I could, and was therefore called upon to pay fees, garnish, _&c._,

together with two shillings for a bed the first night, but after that,

one shilling only. Having complied with every demand, I was introduced

to a little room adjoining the turnkey’s lodge, where I found several

persons in my own predicament, and some others who were confined for

certain periods. We spent the day together in this part of the prison,

having also free access to the lodge, in which we walked for air, and at

night were locked up in different rooms above stairs, each containing

two or three tolerable beds; so that having society both night and day,

I felt less melancholy than I had done in the house of correction. My

first care was to send for a young man, who, being reputed honest by

the world, I thought I could intrust to arrange matters at my lodgings,

and take care of the effects I left in my apartment. I requested him to

pay the rent due, and remove my chest to his own residence, supplying

me occasionally with such articles as I might need. On his return,

he informed me that he had done everything for the best; but, from

his report, I found that twenty guineas in money, and many of my best

clothes, had taken flight. This he attributed to the officers, who, he

said, had paid several visits to the chest, on pretence of searching by

authority. As I knew how fruitless any complaint would be, I was obliged

to submit to these losses, and thought myself very fortunate in having

thirty pounds about me on my apprehension, which escaped the fangs of the

officer who searched me.

It was about the middle of April when I was taken up, and this being

what is termed long vacation, I had nearly seven weeks to lie in jail,

before the sessions came on. This time I passed in the most agreeable

manner I could, reading sometimes books and newspapers, at others,

smoking, drinking, and conversing with my fellow-prisoners; having all

plenty of money, we formed a pretty respectable mess, and lived on the

most sociable terms. Our society was increased by several new chums

before the sessions, and as these persons were some degrees above the

common class of thieves, I found much satisfaction in their conversation.

There were indeed among them some of the first characters upon the town,

leading men in the various branches of prigging[19] they professed; both

toby-gills[20], buz-gloaks[21], cracksmen[22], _&c._, but from their

good address and respectable appearance, nobody would suspect their real

vocation. As for the unfortunate prisoners, who had no money to pay for

indulgence, they were confined in a large yard, called the common side,

where they were indeed exposed to “variety of wretchedness.” The part I

inhabited was termed “between gates,” being that space which is between

the outer-gate of the prison, and the gate leading to the common-side.

My knowledge of life, as it is termed by the knavish part of mankind,

and my acquaintance with family people[23], every day increased; but,

as all who heard my case concurred with myself in opinion that I had no

chance of escaping conviction, I did not form any intimacy, or devise any

plans beyond the present moment, concluding that I should, at least, be

confined for two years, if not transported for seven.

A week before the Old Bailey sessions, the prisoners were as usual

removed to Newgate; but to my surprise, I was not included in their

number; and I found that my offence being considered a misdemeanour, I

was to be tried at the Quarter sessions held at Hicks’s-hall. For the

reason before-mentioned, I had been advised not to employ a counsel,

which indeed I conceived would be only money thrown away, as the case

was too clear against me. I therefore patiently awaited the issue, and

the day of trial being come, I was taken, with many other prisoners of

both sexes, from the prison to the sessions-house on Clerkenwell-green,

at which Mr. Mainwaring, the member for Middlesex, has for many years

presided as chairman.

Being put to the bar, I stood indicted for knowingly and designedly,

and by false pretences, obtaining from Joseph Addington, five yards

of superfine blue cloth, and three yards of black kerseymere, _&c._

Having pleaded “Not guilty,” the first witness called, was Henry York,

shopman to the prosecutor, who deposed, that on the 7th of April, I

came to his master’s shop, and said I wanted the articles mentioned in

the indictment; and that he, the witness, knowing me well by sight, as

the servant of Messrs. Giffard and Co., and taking for granted that I

was still in their service, immediately cut off, and delivered the same

to me. Here the chairman pressed the witness repeatedly, to state the

exact words that I used; but the man was so evidently embarrassed, (I

suppose from his never being before in a court of justice,) that nothing

more could be extracted from him; he would persist in speaking only in

the third person. “He said he wanted, _&c._” Indeed, to the best of my

recollection, he had sworn exactly the truth; but the reader will soon

see the chairman’s motive for wishing his evidence to be more pointed. I

now felt my hopes revive, and Mr. Pettit being sworn to depose that he

had not empowered me to demand the said goods, which were now produced

and identified, I was put upon my defence, upon which I addressed

the court to the following effect: “May it please your worship, and

gentlemen of the jury, I am here indicted for obtaining goods under

false pretences. From the evidence of the witness York, you hear of no

pretences whatever which I used; he merely swears that I said I wanted

such and such articles, and that he delivered them to me without scruple.

However, I may have been morally culpable, I hope, gentlemen, you will

only be guided in your verdict by the evidence before you, and I humbly

submit that the charge against me has not been formally substantiated.

Gentlemen, I leave my case in your hands, and the question of law to the

learned chairman, who, I am persuaded, will impartially decide thereon.”

The chairman now addressing the jury, spoke as follows: “Gentlemen, I am

sorry, for the ends of public justice, that there is but too much reason

in what the prisoner has advanced; but he is a very young man, and I

sincerely hope that if he this day escapes the correction of the law, he

will never again transgress in a similar way. Gentlemen, the prisoner

is charged in the indictment with falsely obtaining these goods in the

names of William Giffard, Christopher Fisher, and James Orrell Pettit.

Now in the evidence of York, the shopman, we hear not a syllable of such

pretence, or of the prisoner using either of those names, consequently,

the case is not made out, and you must acquit the prisoner.” This they

immediately did, and after an admonition from the chairman, I was

discharged, having first applied for the money, _&c._, taken from me

on my apprehension, which the court ordered to be restored. Mr. Pettit

seemed much chagrined at my escape, and I was in some fear that he would

endeavour to have me detained; but it is probable that he thought it

not worth his while, as he could not hope to obtain any restitution

from me; however, he suffered me to depart in peace, to my great joy. I

have reason to believe that he had not discovered the full extent of my

depredations on his property at this time, and that he had not yet come

to a knowledge of the money I received in payment of bills at the West

end of the town.

On regaining my liberty, my first step was to go in quest of the person

to whose care I had consigned my effects; and who, on pretence of much

business, had abstained for a fortnight past, from visiting me in the

prison. Inquiring at his usual place of abode, I found that he had

quitted his lodging a few days after the period of my apprehension, and

the people of the house knew not where he was gone. I then called at the

printing-office in which he was employed when I first knew him, and there

learnt that he had suddenly absented himself, and was reported to have

engaged with some person of that profession in the country. Every inquiry

I could make was equally fruitless, and I had the mortification to find

that this supposed friend had treacherously converted all my little

property to his own use, without regard to the helpless situation in

which he left me. I had no longer any doubts about the fate of my twenty

guineas, and articles of apparel, which he had persuaded me the officers

must have purloined.

My situation was now deplorable enough; I possessed only the clothes on

my back, and about five pounds in money, the expenses of living, _&c._,

during my confinement, having consumed the rest of my stock. However, I

had regained my freedom, which I little expected, and I consoled myself

with the reflection that I might have been still worse off than I really

was. I engaged a cheap but decent lodging, and furnished myself with such

necessaries as were indispensable for my present comfort, and external

appearance; and I next began to muse upon the course now to be adopted

for my future subsistence.

A few days after my acquittal, I was accosted one afternoon, in

Fleet-street, by a young man, whose face I had some faint recollection

of; while I was considering where I had seen him, he anticipated

me, by asking if I did not remember him in New-prison, where he was

confined on the common side, and had frequently conversed with me

through the gate of the lodge, at which I sometimes amused myself with

viewing the proceedings in the yard below me. This young man was then

only confined till the sessions on a charge of assault, but, being

poor in circumstances, was unable to pay the expenses of admission

“between gates.” I immediately recognised him, and he gave me joy on my

deliverance. He was now very well attired, and invited me to drink a

glass; to which, as I had always found much pleasure in his conversation,

I willingly consented, and accompanied him to a house, called the

White Swan, near Temple-bar. Here my inviter seemed quite at home; he

introduced me to a neat little parlour, in which were a number of persons

smoking their pipes, and drinking wine, punch, _&c._ I observed that my

conductor, whom I shall in future call Bromley, appeared to know and be

known by them all, and that they regarded me with an inquiring eye.

Having taken our seats in a vacant part of the room, our conversation was

at first upon general topics; at length Bromley inquired in a friendly

manner, how I employed myself, and on my answering candidly, that I

really was destitute of employment, and almost of money, he observed

that I was to blame if I wanted money while any body else had any; that

for his part he never would; and that if I would take a walk with him,

I should be welcome; he added that he had that day turned out three

readers[24], but without finding a shilling in either of them; however,

said he, we cannot expect to be always equally lucky. I confess I was

ashamed to own that I had never practised thieving, for (thanks to my

late seven weeks’ education,) I understood his meaning well. I therefore

told him that I had not been accustomed to buzzing, and should be unable

to do my part. On this, Bromley replied that we should have at least

one other person with us, and that he himself would work, while he only

required me and the third man to cover[25] him. Having thus answered my

objection, as I had no scruples of conscience to overcome, I agreed to

accompany him. Shortly afterwards a genteel looking man, advancing to our

table, from among the other company, asked Bromley if he was inclined

for a walk; at the same time looking significantly first at me, then at

my companion. The latter answered, “Yes, sir, with all my heart; this

gentleman is a friend of mine, he’ll take a turn with us: it’s all right:

he’s one of us.” Bromley having discharged our reckoning, we then set

out, and proceeded up Fleet-street, till we observed a crowd of gazers

at the windows of Messrs. Laurie and Whittle, print-sellers. Bromley

immediately joined the throng, we keeping close behind him, wherever he

moved; at length he gave us a sign to cover, and we had scarcely taken

our stations, before Bromley drew back, and pulling the skirt of my coat,

left the crowd, and crossing the way, turned up a court which led into

another street. We followed him close, till he entered a public house,

and we were no sooner in a private room, than Bromley drew from under his

coat a large green pocket-book, which, it seems, he had, unobserved by

me, extracted from the pocket of a gentleman by whose side he stood, when

we advanced to cover him. The book, being opened, was found to contain a

complete set of valuable surgeon’s instruments, some private letters, and

other papers, and in one of the pockets eleven pounds in bank notes; the

money was immediately divided in equal shares, and the stranger observing

that he knew where to fence[26] the book, allowed Bromley and myself five

shillings each on that account. The papers, _&c._, having been committed

to the flames, we then left the house; but my two companions having

observed some police-officers in Fleet-street, deemed it imprudent to

prolong our stay in that quarter, and it being now nearly dusk, at my

request, we all three returned to the White Swan, as I was curious to

know more of the various characters I had seen assembled there.

The seasonable relief my finances had experienced by this adventure,

without any exertion or risk on my part, gave me much satisfaction; and

I thought, to use the words of Mrs. Peachum, in the Beggar’s Opera, that

this was “pretty encouragement for a young beginner.”

It was no sooner dark and the candles lighted, than the room began to

fill apace, and my friend Bromley gave me a description of each person

as he entered, explaining the various branches of prigging, _&c._, in

which they excelled, as well as their good or bad dispositions towards

each other. I recognised among them several faces which I remembered

to have seen at different public places, and even at coffee-houses and

ordinaries, where they intermixed with the best company, and were treated

with every respect.

From this time Bromley and myself became inseparable. This young man

was the son of a respectable master-tailor, and was himself bred to the

same trade. Having formed bad connexions, (the usual root of all evil,)

he had quitted his father’s house about a year before I first knew

him, and associating with “family people,” had since supported himself

by depredation; he was two years older than myself, and his father

considering him irreclaimable, had long since given him up.

For a few weeks we continued to go out[27] with one or other of the

gentlemen frequenting the Swan; and after I had made the first essay,

I became pretty expert in the art of buzzing. Our success was various,

but we managed to live well, and I for my part soon acquired a good

stock of clothes, books, and other comforts, as they were considered

by me. As for Bromley, he was not so good a manager, and when absent

from me, he led a very irregular life, lavishing his money without

discrimination on the most unworthy objects, without taking any thought

for the morrow, so that though our gains were equal, I became every day

richer, while he was seldom master of a guinea beforehand. By degrees

we detached ourselves from the society of those veteran prigs[28],

with whom we had first associated, and not confining our operations

to one branch of depredation, we had recourse to various methods of

getting money. It would be tedious to particularize every species of

fraud and robbery, which we practised in the short space of three

months, at the end of which period, it will be seen that the hand of

justice arrested our further progress; and it is hardly credible, (but

such is the fact,) that during this our limited career, we exercised

alternately the following numerous modes of depredation; which, least

the reader should be unprovided with a cant dictionary, I shall briefly

explain in succession: _viz._, buzzing[29], dragging[30], sneaking[31],

hoisting[32], pinching[33], smashing[34], jumping[35], spanking[36], and

starring[37]; together with the kid-rig[38], the letter-racket[39], the

order-racket[40], and the snuff-racket[41].

In these various exploits, we were sometimes assisted by a third person;

and at others, though very rarely, we formed part of a numerous gang;

but in general we acted by ourselves, and, considering our youth and

inexperience, evinced a good deal of dexterity.

In the month of July, 1800, finding myself inclined for a summer

excursion into the country, I determined on a trip to Plymouth, having

never been in the West of England, and invited my friend Bromley to

accompany me. As we, neither of us, possessed much money, I proposed

to travel in the same manner as I had formerly done, in my Portsmouth

expedition, and to defray our expenses by practising the same imposition,

which I now well knew to be a systematic fraud, known among “family

people” by the title of “the letter-racket.”

We accordingly left town together, equipped with a few indispensables,

contained in a small bundle which we carried alternately, and provided

with a new edition of “Carey’s Itinerary.” Our first resting-place was

Hammersmith, where, in the course of four hours, I realized as many

pounds; my companion in the mean time lying dormant in a public-house,

for in this practice he was not qualified to bear a part; but we intended

to omit no opportunity which might offer of obtaining money by any other

means.

Quitting Hammersmith, we proceeded to Hounslow, where we arrived the

same evening, and reposed for the night. The following day was spent

in collecting from the well-disposed inhabitants of the town, and on

the ensuing morning, we walked to Staines a distance of seven miles.

Arriving at the latter place about one o’clock, we put up at a genteel

public-house, and regaled ourselves with a good dinner. We had just

dined, and were enjoying a pipe, and a bowl of punch, when a respectable

looking old gentleman entered the room, and begged, if it was agreeable,

to take a pipe with us. This being a sort of public parlour, of course

we could have no objection, and we soon entered into familiar chat, the

stranger proving a very pleasant companion. Having passed about an hour

in conversation, I rose, and, apologizing to the old gentleman, told

Bromley I would step out and transact a little business, desiring him to

entertain the stranger until my return. My intention was to visit some

of the most respectable inhabitants with my petition, and Bromley, of

course, well understood my meaning.

On quitting the inn, which was situated in the principal street, and

about the centre of the town, I turned to my right hand, towards London,

proposing to take the houses and shops on that side the street, until I

came to the extremity or entrance of the town, and then to return on the

other side, until I arrived opposite our inn; calculating that this task

would occupy the remainder of that day, and meaning on the next to make a

circuit of the other half of the town.

My first essay was at a watch-maker’s, about six doors from the house

at which we put up. Entering the shop with my letter in my hand, I was

rather surprised at finding no person in attendance, and still more

so, when upon knocking on the counter, not a soul appeared to answer

me. Casting my eyes round, I perceived a door of communication with a

back-room, in which I distinctly heard a child crying, and the voice

of a woman soothing it. There were a number of watches hanging in

the window, and conceiving I ought to profit by this opportunity, I

determined without hesitation to do so. Having, therefore, first slightly

repeated my knock, and then looked up and down the street, in which

(as frequently happens in country towns,) not a creature appeared, I

commenced my depredations. The window, as is usual with watchmakers, was

enclosed with a kind of lattice-work, and there was no means of access

to the watches, but by a small gate, which opened behind the counter.

The attempt was rather hazardous, but the temptation predominated, and

over the counter I jumped. Having entered the little enclosure, I took

down the watch nearest to me, which was a silver one, and put it in my

pocket, then another, also silver, and had just extended my hand towards

a third, which from the colour I supposed to be gold, when lo! to my

utter confusion, the very same old gentleman I had left in the company of

Bromley, advanced to the window, as if passing by; but stopping short,

and looking earnestly towards me for a moment, he suddenly turned round,

and appearing much agitated, retraced his steps as fast as his age would

permit him towards the inn. This transaction was of course momentary, and

I had no time for reflection; but the terror and alarm always consequent

on conscious guilt, operated so strongly upon my mind, that it instantly

struck me the old man had been aware of my depredations, and had hurried

away to give an alarm, and cause my apprehension. My fears were so great

that I had not even power to take down the third watch, but hastened

out of the shop, and on gaining the street, turned to my right hand,

(not daring to return to the inn,) and putting the best foot foremost, I

found myself in a few minutes at the end of the town, and the London road

lying before me. However, as I every moment expected to be pursued and

overtaken, I was afraid to continue in that road; but, availing myself

of the first turning I came to, which was a narrow lane on my right, I

quitted the turnpike road, intending to take a circuitous course, in

order to avoid a pursuit.

It was now about five o’clock, and although I much regretted the

situation in which I had left poor Bromley, who had no money about him,

as I was always purse-bearer, yet I conceived it would be madness in me

to return to Staines, convinced as I was of the danger to which I had

exposed myself. I therefore determined to proceed direct to town, not

doubting that Bromley would find means to extricate himself, and speedily

follow me. I was for some time at a loss to find my way, but meeting a

countryman, he directed me; and after crossing a number of fields, and

scrambling over hedges and ditches, I gained the high road once more, and

pushing forward, stopped at length to refresh myself at a public-house

about five miles from Staines.

It was by this time dusk, and, while I was baiting at this house, one of

the Bath stages luckily stopping at the door, I applied to the coachman

for a passage, and ascending the vehicle, arrived safe at Hyde-park

corner, about nine o’clock the same night.

The following day I was, of course, anxiously solicitous about poor

Bromley. I made inquiry for him at every place he was accustomed to

frequent, but without success, during the whole morning. At length,

about four in the afternoon, as I was walking through Leicester-fields,

I unexpectedly met him, to my great satisfaction. Mutual inquiries

immediately took place; and I was surprised to hear him express the

greatest astonishment at my sudden departure from Staines, for which he

told me he was unable to account. This of course produced an explanation,

when it appeared that nothing whatever had transpired respecting the

robbery I had committed, nor had Bromley seen or heard any more of the

old gentleman after the latter quitted his company, which he did a few

minutes after myself. I must, therefore, have been mistaken in my notion

that he had observed my actions through the watch-maker’s window, of

which, at the moment, I entertained no doubt; so true it is, that a

guilty conscience needs no accuser. What could have occasioned his sudden

retreat, is therefore still a mystery to me.

Bromley then proceeded to inform me, that on finding I did not return

about my usual hour to tea, he began to fear something unpleasant had

happened, and had accordingly taken a walk through the town, in quest

of me; but not succeeding in his object, his astonishment and fears

increased, and both were heightened when bed-time approached without my

appearance. That being willing, however, to hope for the best, he had

supped by himself, and telling the landlady, that he supposed his friend

was detained on business which prevented his return, he had at length

retired to bed. The following morning he renewed his search, and meeting

with no better success, he took French leave of the landlady, suffering

her to retain our common bundle of necessaries, which, indeed, were of

more value than our reckoning could amount to; and quitting Staines about

eight o’clock, the poor fellow had travelled on foot to town, (a distance

of sixteen miles,) having accidentally one shilling in his pocket, which

procured him a breakfast, at the same public-house at which I took the

Bath stage.

Thus ended our projected expedition to Plymouth; for having been so

disappointed in the outset, we had no inclination to make a second

attempt. I sold the two watches for five pounds, and dividing that sum,

as well as the residue of what I had acquired by the “Letter racket,”

with Bromley, we turned our thoughts to other modes of obtaining money.

Soon after my return to London, from Staines, I was one day passing

through Newgate-street, immediately opposite the walls of Newgate,

when observing a grave-looking elderly gentleman, who was walking just

before me, to have a pocket-book in his outside coat-pocket, I made an

attempt to ease him of it; but it being of an unusual size, and rather

ponderous, it slipped from my fingers, and alarmed the gentleman; who,

turning round sharply, and seeing me close behind him, clapped his hand

upon my shoulder, saying very drily, “Holloa! young man, when did you

come to town?” I of course affected to be much surprised, and with a look

of displeasure at his freedom, begged he would explain his meaning. The

stranger staring me full in the face, and smiling sarcastically, pointed

with his finger to the opposite walls; and, in a low voice, said, “You

see that stone building, my pretty youth; mark my words, that will be

your resting-place very soon.”—Then, without suffering me to reply, he

crossed hastily towards Snow-hill, leaving me to reflect at leisure upon

his words, and wonder at the strangeness of this adventure!

This gentleman, one would think, possessed the gift of prophecy; for,

as he had foretold, in less than six weeks after, I actually became an

inmate of Newgate!

On Sunday the 17th of August, 1800, Bromley and myself, after

breakfasting together, agreed to walk into the city; our business there,

being to purchase some base half-guineas and seven-shilling pieces, of

a Jew in Petticoat-lane, Whitechapel. We accordingly set out, and about

one o’clock entered Cheapside, when we observed a great concourse of

people, assembled round the door and windows of a draper’s shop. As is

natural to persons in London, we entered the crowd out of curiosity;

at least that was my sole motive, for I always opposed robbing on the

Sabbath-day: (at which the reader may perhaps smile.)—My partner Bromley,

however, had an eye to business, and I soon perceived by his motions,

that he was scrutinizing the pockets of the spectators. I was, however,

at some distance from him, and signified my dissent by a look; in fact,

I had no sooner ascertained the object of the people’s curiosity, which

was an attempt made in the preceding night, to break the shop open, of

which the shutters bore evident marks, than I beckoned to Bromley, and

made the best of my way out of the crowd. I had no doubt but he would

immediately follow me, and having got clear of the mob, and proceeded

slowly about thirty yards from the spot, on my way towards Whitechapel, I

made a stand, and turned round to see if Bromley was coming. The reader,

(_unless he doubts my veracity_) will judge of my surprise, when I saw

my poor companion, struggling with a man who held him at arm’s length

with one hand, and had in the other a silk handkerchief; at the same time

calling after a person who had also left the crowd, and was proceeding

the contrary way, (towards Saint Paul’s,) “Stop Sir, come back, you’re

robb’d.” The person called to, immediately turned back, and at the same

moment, the fellow who held Bromley, seeing me looking earnestly at the

transaction, exclaimed pointing at me, “Stop him in the blue coat! that’s

the other.” Knowing my innocence, I did not attempt to escape; and a man

now advancing to the spot where I stood, seized me by the collar, and

dragged me back to the crowd. The person said to be robbed, had by this

time returned, and being desired to search if he had lost any thing, did

so, and missed his handkerchief. The man who had apprehended Bromley,

proved to be a turnkey at the Poultry-Compter, and a city constable;

the other, who seized me, was brother to the former, and also a peace

officer, their name, Alderman. These two having now taken the address of

the stranger, who identified the handkerchief, and having desired him

to attend the next day at the Mansion-House, they proceeded to escort

Bromley and myself to the Compter. On arriving at this prison, they

immediately searched us, and took from each of us a silk handkerchief,

a pocket-book, and other articles, all our own property; but unluckily

Bromley had a second handkerchief about him, (I believe a white muslin

one,) which he had worn round his neck the preceding day.—Being now

locked up by ourselves, we had leisure to talk over this unfortunate

affair, and I could not help censuring Bromley for the imprudent act he

had committed, especially where the object was so insignificant. Indeed,

I had frequently, since our connexion, had occasion to blame him for

taking so petty an article as a handkerchief, which, notwithstanding, he

persisted in doing, particularly if it was of a fancy pattern. However,

as there was no recalling the event, it was agreed that he should make

the best defence he could for himself, and deny any knowledge of me,

which, as I was not near him, when he was detected, I conceived would

effectually procure my liberation. Thus, after committing numerous acts

of robbery with impunity, I was at last apprehended for what I had no

more actual concern in, than the reader of the page I am now writing.

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