I didn't know; but what does it matter?

By this time the dear person was within hailing distance, but she

flew no signals of cordiality; her demeanour rather was austere

and arrogant. Mrs. Brock hurried towards her to assist her to her

moorings, and I was duly presented.

"I didn't intend to come in again to-day," said Lady Cranstone,

whose features still successfully failed to give to the stranger any

indication of the benignity that, it was suggested, irradiated her

being.

"But you are always so welcome," said Mrs. Brock. "Lady Cranstone,"

she continued to me, "is kindness itself. She makes all the difference

between loneliness and--and content."

Lady Cranstone picked a rose and pinned it in her monumental bosom. "I

don't know that I had anything in particular to say," she remarked.

"I chanced to be passing and I merely looked in; but since I am here

perhaps you would allow me to use your telephone--"

Mrs. Brock beamed her delighted acquiescence and the frigate sailed

on. "You've no idea," said Mrs. Brock, "what a friendly crowd there is

in these parts. I don't know how it is, but this little place of

mine, modest though it is, and unassuming and unclever as I am, is

positively the very centre of the district. It's like a club-house.

How strange life is! What curious byways there are in human sympathy!"

This being the kind of remark that is best replied to with an

inarticulate murmur, I provided an inarticulate murmur; and I was

about to make a further and more determined effort to get away when a

maid-servant approached with a card.

Mrs. Brock took it and read the name with a little cry of

satisfaction. "Lord Risborough," she said to me. "At last! How nice

of him to call. They live at Risborough Park, you know. I always said

they would never condescend to dignify 'Sheltered End' with their

presence; but I somehow knew they would." She purred a little. And

then, "Where is his lordship?" she asked; but the girl's reply was

rendered unnecessary by the nobleman himself, who advanced briskly

upon Mrs. Brock, hat in hand.

"I trust," he said, "that you will pardon the informality of this

visit. Lady Risborough is so sorry not to have been able to call yet,

but--but--Yes, I was wondering if you'd be so very kind as to do me

a little favour? The fact is, our telephone is out of order--most

annoying--and I wondered if you would let me use yours. I hear that

you have one."

"I will take you to it," said Mrs. Brock.

"Most kind, most kind!" his lordship was muttering.

There was no difficulty in making my escape now.

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