"To be Sold, small unexceptionally attractive gentleman's Residential
Estate."
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There was an American "DAISY"
Whose Diary set people crazy;
Some called it a fake--
A most venial mistake,
For Opals are apt to be hazy.
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[Illustration: _Humble Guest_ (_at Profiteer's castle_). "WHAT THE
DEUCE IS THIS?"
_Magnificent Flunkey_. "THE TEMPERATURE OF YOUR BATH-WATER, SIR."]
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