PASSAGES ABSURD AND UNNATURAL.

225. Then spake Joshua to the Lord, in the day when the Lord delivered

up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight

of Israel, _Sun stand thou still upon Gibeon,_ and thou moon in the

valley of Ajalon. _And the sun stood still_, and the moon stayed,

until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this

written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of

heaven, and hastened not to go down about a whole day. Joshua x. 12, 13.

226. _The sun and moon stood still_ in their habitations; at the light

of thine arrows _they went_, and at the shining of thy glittering spear.

Habbakukiii. 11.

227. And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and the Lord caused

the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that night, _and made the

sea dry land_, and the waters were divided. And the children of Israel

went into the midst of the sea upon the dry ground; and the _waters were

a wall_ unto them on their right hand, and on their left. Exodus xiv.

21, 22. .

228. And Moses answered and said. But behold, they will not believe me,

nor hearken unto my voice; for they will say, the Lord hath not appeared

unto thee. And the Lord said unto him, What is that in thine hand? and

he said, _A rod._ And he said, Cast it on the ground: _and it became a

serpent_; and Moses fled from before it. And the Lord said unto Moses,

Put forth thine hand, and take it by the tail: and he put forth his hand

and caught it, _and it became a rod in his hand._ Exodus iv. 1 to 4.

229. And the Lord said unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, stretch out thy rod,

and smite the dust of the land, that it may become lice throughout all

the land of Egypt. And they did so; for Aaron stretched out his hand

with his rod, and smote the dust of the earth, _and it became lice in

man and in beast_: all the dust of the land became lice throughout all

the land of Egypt. And the magicians did so with their enchantments to

bring forth lice, but they could not; so there were lice upon man and

upon beast. Exodus viii. 16 to 18.

230. Make thee an ark of gopher-wood; rooms shalt thou make in the

ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. And this is the

fashion which thou shalt make it of; the length of the ark shall be

three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of

it thirty cubits. A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit

shall thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in

the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make

it. And behold I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to

destroy all flesh wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven;

and every thing that is in the earth shall die. But with thee will I

establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark; thou and thy

sons, and thy wife, and thy sons wives with thee. And of every living

thing of all flesh, _two of every sort_ shalt thou bring into the ark,

to keep them alive with thee: they shall be male and female. Of fowls

after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping

thing of the earth after his kind; two of every sort shall come unto

thee to keep them alive. _And take thou unto thee of all food that is

eaten_, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for

thee, and for them. Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded

him, _so did he_. Gen. vi. 14 to 22.

231. And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters

increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lifted up above the earth.

And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the earth;

and the ark went upon the face of the waters. And the waters prevailed

exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills that were under

the whole heaven, were covered. Fifteen cubits upward did the waters

prevail, and the _mountains_ were covered. Gen. vii. 17 to 20.

232. Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and prayed

earnestly that it might not rain; and it rained not on the earth by the

space of _three years and six months_. James v. 17.

233. And the Lord God formed man _of the dust of the ground, and

breathed into his nostrils the breath of life_; and man became _a living

soul_. Gen. ii. 7.

234. And the Lord caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept:

and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof.

And the _rib_ which the Lord God had taken from man, _made he a woman_,

and brought her unto the man. Gen. ii. 21, 2.

235. Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah, brimstone and

fire from the Lord out of heaven: and he overthrew those cities, and all

the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew

upon the ground. But his (Lot's) wife _looked back from behind him_ and

she became a _pillar of salt_. Gen. xix. 24 to 26.

236. And he (Jacob) dreamed, and behold, _a lad-der_ set upon the earth,

and the top of it _reached to heaven_; and behold, _the angels of God

ascending and descending_ on it. And behold, _the Lord stood above it,_

and said, I am the Lord God of Abraham thy father, and the God of Isaac;

the land whereon thou liest to thee will I give it, and to thy seed.

Gen. xxviii. 12, 13.

237. And It came to pass, as they still went on and talked, that behold,

there appeared _a chariot of fire, and horses of fire_, and parted them

both asunder; and _Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven_. 2 Kings

ii. 11.

238. Now the Lord had prepared a _great fish_ (which Christ tells us in

Matt. xii. 40, was _a whale_.) to swallow up Jonah. _And Jonah was in

the belly of the fish three days and three nights_. Then Jonah prayed

unto the Lord his God _out of the fish's belly_: and the Lord spake unto

the fish, and _it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land._ Jonah i. 17, and

ii. 1, 10.

239. And he found a new _jaw bone of an ass_, and put forth his hand and

took it, and _and slew a thousand men therewith_. And Samson said, With

the jaw bone of an ass have I slain a thousand men. Judges xv. 15, 16.

240. And it came to pass, when she (Delilah) pressed him (Samson) daily

with her words, and urged him, so that his soul was vexed unto death;

that he told her all his heart, and said unto her, There hath not come a

razor upon my head, for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother's

womb; _If I be shaven then my strength will go from me,_ and I shall

become weak, and like any other man. The story then proceeds to

represent Delilah as betraying Samson into the hands of the Philistines,

who shave off the hair from his head, and afterwards put out his eyes

and imprison him. In course of time his hair begins to grow again, when

his strength returns. The Philistines then take him to their temple that

he may make sport for them, and Samson then says unto the lad that held

him by the hand, Suffer me that I may feel the pillars whereupon the

house standeth, that I may lean upon them. Now the house was full of men

and women, and all the lords of the Philistines were there; and there

were upon the roof about three thousand men and women that beheld while

Samson made sport. _And Samson took hold of the two middle pillars, upon

which the house stood_, and on which it was borne up, of the one with

his right hand and of the other with his left; and Samson said. Let me

die with the Philistines, _and he bowed himself with all his might;

and the house fell upon the lords_, and upon all the people that were

therein; so the dead which he slew at his death, were more than they

which he slew in his life. Judges xvi. 16 to 30.

241. And these three men, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, _fell down

bound in the midst of the fiery burning furnace_. Then Nebuchadnezzar

came near to the mouth of the fiery burning furnace, and spake and said,

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, ye servants of the most high God, come

forth and come hither. Then Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego came forth

of the midst of the fire. And the princes, governors, and captains, and

the king's counsellors, being gathered together, saw these men _upon

whose bodies the fire had no power, nor was a hair of their head singed,

neither were their coats changed, nor the smell of fire had passed on

them_. Daniel iii. 23, 26, 27.

242. Then the king commanded, and they brought Daniel, and cast him into

the den of lions. Now the king spake and said unto Daniel, Thy God whom

thou servest continually he will deliver thee. Then the king arose Very

early in the morning, and went in haste unto the den of lions. And when

he came to the den, he cried with a lamentable voice unto Daniel: and

the king spake and said to Daniel, O Daniel, servant of the living God,

is thy God whom thou servest continually, able to deliver thee from the

lions. Then said Daniel unto the king, O king, live for ever. _My God

hath sent his angel and hath shut the lions' mouths that they have not

hurt me_: forasmuch as before him innocency was found in me; and also

before thee. O king, have I done no hurt, Daniel vi. 16, 19, 20, 21,

22.

243. And God saw the light that it was good; and God _divided_ the

_light_ from the _darkness_, Gen. i. 4.

244. And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day,

and the lesser light to rule the night; he made the stars also. And God

set them in the firmament of the heaven, to give light upon the earth.

Gen. i. 16, 17.

245. And there shall be _upon every high mountain, and upon every high

hill, rivers and streams of waters_, in the day of the great slaughter,

when the towers fall. Moreover, _the light of the moon shall be as the

light of the sun_, and the light of the sun shall be _seven-fold_, as

the light of seven days' in the day that the Lord bindeth up the breach

of his people, and healeth the stroke of their wound. Isaiah xxx. 25,

26.

246. Again the Devil taketh him (Christ) up into an exceeding high

mountain, _and showeth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory

of them_, Matt. iv. 8.

247. The hand of the Lord was upon me, and carried me out in the spirit

of the Lord, and set me down in the midst of the valley which was full

of _bones_. And caused me to pass by them round about; and behold, there

were very many in the open valley; and lo, _they were very dry_. And he

said unto me, Son of man, can these bones live? And I answered, O Lord

God, thou knowest. Again he said unto me, Prophesy upon these bones, and

say unto them, O _ye dry bones hear the word of the Lord_. Thus saith

the Lord God unto these bones, Behold _I will cause breath to enter into

you and ye shall live_. And I will lay sinews upon you, and bring up

flesh upon you, and cover you with skin, and put breath in you; and ye

shall live, and ye shall know that I am the Lord. So I prophesied as

I was commanded; and as I prophesied there was a noise, _and behold

a shaking, and the bones came together bone to his bone_. And, when I

beheld, lo, _the sinews and the flesh came up upon them_; and the skin

covered them above; but there was no breath in them. Then said he unto

me, prophesy unto the wind, prophesy, son of man, _and say to the wind_,

Thus saith the Lord God, Come from the four winds, O breath, and breathe

upon these slain, that they may live. So I prophesied as he commanded

me, _and the breath came into them, and they lived, and stood up upon

their feet_, an exceeding great army. Ezek. xxxvii. 1 to 10.

248. And it came to pass, as _they were burying a man_, that behold,

they spied a band of men, and they cast the man into the sepulchre of

Elisha: and when the man was let down, _and touched the bones of Elisha,

he revived, and stood up on his feet_. 2 Kings xiii. 21.

249. Marvel not at this; for the hour is coming in the which _all that

are in the graves shall hear his voice_. John v. 28.

250. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump, (for

the _trumpet_ shall sound) and the _dead shall be raised incorruptible_,

and we shall be changed. 1 Corinth xv. 52.

251. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven _with a shout_, with

the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God; and the dead in

Christ shall rise first; then we which are alive and remain, shall be

_caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air_;

and so shall we ever be with the Lord. 1 Thessa. iv. 16, 17.

252. And I saw the _dead_, small and great, stand before God; and the

books were opened; and another book was opened, which is the book of

life; and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in

the books according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead which

were in it, _and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in

them_; and they were judged every man according to their works. And

death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second

death. Rev. xx. 12, 13, 14.

253. For I am he that _liveth and was dead;_ and behold I am alive for

ever more. Amen; _and have the keys of hell and of death_. Rev, i. 18..

254. But Mary stood without at the sepulchre, weeping; and as she wept

she stooped down, and looked into the sepulchre. _And seeth two angels

in white, sitting_ the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where

the body of Jesus had lain. _And they say unto her_, Woman, why weepest

thou? She saith unto them, Because they have taken away my Lord, and

I know not where they have laid him. And when she had thus said, she

turned herself back, _and saw Jesus standing_, and knew not that it was

Jesus. Jesus saith unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest thou?

she, supposing him to be the gardener, saith unto him, Sir, if thou hast

borne him hence, tell me where thou hast laid him, and I will take him

away. Jesus saith unto her, Mary, she turned herself, and said unto him,

Rabboni, which is to say Master. John xx, 11 to 16.

255. But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them

when Jesus came. The other disciples therefore saith unto him, We have

seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands

the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails,

and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe. _And after eight

days_ again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them; _then came

Jesus: (the door being shut) and stood in the midst,_ and said; Peace be

unto you. Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, _and behold

my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side_; and be

not faithless but believing. John xx. 24 to 27.

356. Jesus saith unto them, _Come and dine_. And none of his disciples

durst ask him, Who art thou? knowing that it was the Lord. Jesus then

_cometh and taketh bread, and giveth them, and fish likewise_. This now

was the third time that Jesus showed himself to his disciples, _after

that he was risen from the dead_. John xxi. 12 to 14.

257. And when he had spoken these things while they beheld, _he was

taken up, and a cloud received him out of their sight_. And while they

looked steadily toward heaven, as he went up, behold two men stood by

them in white apparel: Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye

gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into

heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.

Acts i. 9 to 11.

258. _Then the Spirit took me up_, and I heard behind me a voice of a

great rushing, saying, Blessed be the glory of the Lord from his place.

_So the Spirit lifted me up and took me away_, and I went in bitterness,

in the heat of my spirit; but the hand of the Lord was strong upon me.

Ezek. iii. 12, 14.

259. And he put forth the form of an hand, _and took me by a lock of

mine head, and the Spirit lift me up between earth and heaven_, and

brought me in the visions of God to Jerusalem, to the door of the inner

gate, that looketh toward the north, where was the seat of the image of

jealousy, which provoketh to jealousy. Ezek. viii. 3.

260. And Habbakuk said, Lord, I never saw Babylon; neither do I know

where the den is. _Then the angel of the Lord took him by the crown,

and bare him by the hair of his head, and through the vehemence of his

spirit, set him in Babylon over the den_. And Habbakuk cried, saying,

O Daniel, Daniel, take the dinner which God hath sent thee. Bel and the

Dragon, xxxv. 6, 7.

261. Then the high priest rose up, and all they that were with him,

(which is the sect of the Sadducees) and were filled with indignation.

And laid their hands on the Apostles, and put them in the common prison.

But the _angel of the Lord by night opened the prison doors_, and

brought them forth, and said, Go, stand and speak in the temple to the

people, all the words of this life. Acts v. 17 to 20.

262. And behold, there was a great earthquake; for the angel of the

Lord descended from heaven, and came _and rolled bach the stone from the

door_ and sat upon it. Matt, xxviii. 2.

263. And _the angel of the Lord_ came again the second time, _and

touched him_, and said, Arise and eat, because thy journey is too great

for thee. 1 Kings xix. 7.

264. Then the angel of the Lord put forth the end of his staff _that

wass in his hand_, and touched the flesh and the unleavened cakes; and

there _rose up fire out of the rock_, and consumed the flesh and the

unleavened cakes. Then the angel of the Lord departed out of his sight.

Judges vi. 21.

265. Then Tobit called his son Tobias, and said unto him, My son, see

that the man have _his wages_, which went with thee, and thou must give

him more, So he called _the angel_, and he said unto him, _Take half of

all that ye have brought, and go away in safety_. Tobit xii, 1, 5.

266. Then the woman came and told her husband, saying, A man of God came

unto me, and his countenance was like the countenance of _an angel of

God, very terrible_; but I asked him not whence he was, neither told he

me his name. Judges xiii. 6.

267. Whose throne is inestimable, whose glory may not be comprehended,

_before whom the hosts of angels stand with trembling_, 2 Esdras viii.

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