OLD MATT ON MANNERS.

Old Matt Space came daily to Carey-street in search of a job, and

generally made an excuse for seeing little Tom, for whom he had a cake,

a biscuit, or some small penny toy, purchased of one of the peripatetic

vendors in the street.

"I always like to support honest industry," said the old man; and when

in work, and with a few shillings in his pocket, he would take a walk

along the busy streets, and perhaps spend a couple of his shillings with

the people whose place of business is the edge of the pavement. "Well,

suppose I am a fool for doing it, what then?" said Matt one day. "Ain't

ninety per cent of the inhabitants of this precious country of ours what

you call fools; and if I, in my folly, help twenty or thirty poor folks

up a step in getting their bit of a living, where's the harm? Don't

tell me," old Matt would say to his fellow-workmen, beginning to unload

the pockets which made his coat-tails stick out almost at right angles;

"I don't buy the things because I want them, I do it to help them as

wants it; and their name, as it says in the Testament, is `legion.'

Now, that's a jumping frog, made of wood, a bit of paint, a bit of

string, and a bit of my friend Ike's wax. That's an ingenious toy, that

is: who'll have it? whose got a youngster?"

Speaking in a large printing-office, amongst twenty or thirty men, there

was soon a market for the jumping frog; and then the old man drew out a

scrap of something soft and flabby, and held it up.

"You wouldn't tell what that is in a hurry," said Matt. "All to

encourage industry, you know; that's a big indy-rubber balloon, that is,

only I couldn't pocket it, so I made it collapse first; so that's no

good to nobody--pitch it away. Here we have--ah, this is an out-and-out

toy, this is, only I've broke the stick, and it wants a bit of glue--

who'll have a climbing monkey?"

And so the old man would pull out perhaps twenty toys, balls, dolls,

gelatine cards, to the infinite amusement of his companions, who laughed

on, but without discomposing Matt in the least, who practised his humble

philanthropy as long as he had money, and often, in consequence, went

without a meal; for saving was an utter impossibility with the old man--

a feat, he said, he had often tried to accomplish; but how, he said,

could a man keep money in his pocket when he saw others wanting? "It is

done," said Matt; "but old as I am, I can't quite see it."

But there had been no toy distributions lately, for old Matt had found

times very hard, and even if they had been better, there would have been

no more such amusements for the denizens of the offices he worked at,

for there was another way for Matt's philanthropical purchases to go,

namely, to Carey-street, to Septimus Hardon's little boy, for whose

special benefit the old man had made several purchases on credit, which

was freely accorded by those to whom he was known; but as to work at

Septimus Hardon's printing-office, there was none for him, further than

that of disposing of type and materials at one or another of the

brokers', which duties he performed without recompense, grumbling sorely

the while at the wretched sums he obtained for the goods.

"You ought to find fault then, sir," he would say to Septimus; "I can't

help it; but I'm ashamed, that I am, to think that people will give such

a beggarly price. It grieves me, sir, to see the stuff go like that."

But Septimus did not find fault, only smiled feebly; for in this time of

his sore distress he had so aged, and grown so helpless and wanting in

reliance, that he trusted to the old compositor in almost everything.

"Might rob him right and left, sir," said old Matt to a favourite

lamp-post in Carey-street. "He's no business up here at all. I could

quarrel with him sometimes for being so simple, if it wasn't that he's

such a thorough good sort at bottom. What's to become of them when the

things are all gone, goodness knows; for he'll never do what I've done,

sir--lived two days upon a large dose of sleep, a penn'orth of snuff,

and three back numbers of the _London Journal_."

For troubles now came thickly crowding on Septimus Hardon's horizon.

His wife's health failed fast, and the means were wanting to procure her

the necessary comforts. But there is always light behind the darkest

cloud; and now it was that Lucy, young in years, but a woman in

self-reliance, proved a stay to the family. Ever busily plying her

needle, ever cheerful, she was a ray of sunshine in their sad home,

shedding her brightness in the darkest hours. And though Septimus

Hardon querulously complained of his standing so friendless in the

world, there was another who watched anxiously the failing fortunes of

the family, and was always ready with counsel and aid--the Reverend

Arthur Sterne, who became more constant in his visits as the affairs of

Septimus grew darker. Old Matt and he, too, often met, but somehow not

without feelings of distrust on either side--distrust perhaps excusable

on the side of the clergyman; for the ways of Matthew Space shed no

softening lustre upon his outer man.

One day old Matt went into Carey-street to find the broker in

possession; for Septimus was far behind with his heavy rent, and the

landlord was alarmed at seeing his tenant's worldly possessions

shrinking at so rapid a rate; while, when the old man made his way into

the sitting-room, he found weary-looking Septimus waiting with aching

heart for a reply to the appealing letter he had sent to his father.

Old Matt went again, day after day, asking himself how he could be such

an old idiot as to care for other people's affairs to the neglect of his

own; but there was always the same weary shake of the head, and the same

answer--"No letter, Matt."

At last there was a cart at the door, and Septimus Hardon, roused up

into something like energy for the time being, busily helped old Matt to

remove the remnants of his furniture to the rooms the old man had

secured for him in that salubrious court, Bennett's-rents.

"'Tain't the nicest of spots," old Matt had owned; "but then look at the

convenience; and for what you are going to do, sir, you must be right on

the spot; for though law's very slow work for them as goes into it, it's

very quick, sharp work for them as does the copying."

That evening Septimus Hardon looked dolefully round the front room of

the two the old man had secured for him; then he glanced at his wife,

who tried to smile; at Lucy, busily arranging; and lastly at old Matt,

who looked very cheerful and happy as he helped Lucy in her

arrangements, and was now lustily polishing a table that did not require

it with a duster.

"Good luck to you, sir, don't look like that; why, you're fetching the

tears into Miss Lucy's eyes--as is quite bright enough without,"

muttered Matt to himself. "Don't be down, sir, the wheel's always going

round--bottom spokes to-day, top spokes to-morrow; and not the best

place neither, for folks often knocks their heads through going too

high. This ain't nothing, bless you; this is riches, this is--cheerful

prospect of ten foot in front; pigeons on the roof; birds a-singing

upstairs; children a-rollicking in the court; orgin three times a-day;

writers popping in and out at the corner this side, public at the corner

on t'other--brown stout threepence a pot in your own jugs; side-view

almost into Carey-street, through the alley. Why, you're well off here,

sir; and I've known the time when a ha'porth o' snuff and a recess in

one of the bridges has been board and lodging to me; and--Servant,

sir.--Anything more I can do for you to-day, Mr Hardon? If not, I'll

go, sir," said the old man, suddenly becoming very distant and

respectful; for a new-comer appeared upon the scene in the shape of Mr

Sterne; when, after a very stiff bow all round, old Matt departed,

stumbling more than once as he descended the worn stairs.

Matthew Space's cheerfulness was gone as soon as he left the court, and

it took him some considerable time to reach his resting-place--a

neighbouring public-house; for he was troubled and anxious, and had to

stop every now and then to think; but he could not think aloud to his

old friends the lamps, on account of its being daylight; though after an

hour or two's sojourn at first one and then another of his places of

resort when making his way homewards, he paused frequently and long.

"Now I tell you what it is, sir!" he exclaimed, on stopping at the

corner of Carey-street once more, and slapping a favourite post on the

shoulder, "things are coming to a pretty pass; here we are sending our

thousands to prison and penal servitude for dishonesty, robbery, and

petty theft; and out of those thousands no end wanted to be honest, and

we would not give them the chance. There are thousands wanting to get

an honest living, and we won't let them. Rogue, sir!" he cried,

excitedly slapping the cold iron with such energy that his hand ached,

"don't tell me; you may talk of your charity and benevolence till all's

blue; but I mean to say that, in the eyes of the world, sir, there isn't

a greater rogue than a poor man. Beat him, kick him, turn him out, off

with him--a vagabond, what business has he to be poor?"

Old Matt was out of breath, and strode on to another post.

"What business has he to be poor--a villain? What do we want with a

Septimus Hardon, legal and general printer, and poor man? `Nothing at

all,' says the world, and it won't go to his shop; `see him starve

first,' says the world; `we'll go to the people who don't want help, who

keep their carriages and country-seats; and if the little men fail and

become bankrupt, serve 'em right, too, what business had they to aspire?

why weren't they content as shopmen or journeymen? Too many already!

Pooh! then let them get out. Let them plod and crawl, or turn

agricultural labourers, and earn eight or nine shillings a-week. Won't

they get premiums, sir, for bringing up their families without parish

help, eh? And what more can they want in this great and glorious land?

Won't that do? Well, then, let 'em go to the workhouse, where there's

every convenience for letting 'em die off out of the way.'"

The old man crossed the muddy street to another lamp, chuckling to

himself the while, when, laying both hands upon the post, he began

again: "It's a strange thing, sir, a wonderful thing, how lonesome a man

may be here in this great city of London: he may work till he drops for

a living, and not get it; and he may then go and lie down and die, and

all that, while nobody has known him or helped him; but when he's found

there's a fuss in the papers for a few hours, and then--on we go again.

We're all wrong, sir. What's the use of our spending our hundreds of

thousands, sir, in converting a few Indians, or Africans, or

Australians, sir, and then holding our meetings, with the Bishop of

Somewhere-or-another coming home to hold forth upon the benefits that

have followed the missionary enterprise, but saying nothing about the

miseries that have followed wherever the white man has set his foot?

Very fine, sir; very fine, this civilisation, and town and village and

church springing up; but what has become of the Indian? what has become

of the Australian? and what will become of the New Zealander? It's

aggrandisement from beginning to end, sir,--dead robbery; call it

conquest if you will; but there, it's all for the extension of our

glorious empire. Let's see, sir," said Matt, stopping; "I'm getting it

into a knot; what was I going to say? How dare we go on so busily

cleaning other people's houses when our own is in a state that we ought

as a nation to blush for? Convert savages, benighted heathen! Why, I

can take you, sir, where, here in the heart of this Christian city,

London, you shall see savages ten times worse than any you shall find in

Africa--more cruel, more licentious. There, hang it, sir, if it warn't

for the fear of being eaten, I'd sooner trust myself amongst the blacks

ten times over than the whites, hang me if I wouldn't! I know what

you'll say to me, sir! `Go and preach the Gospel to every creature!'

Ah, but oughtn't we to be fit to do it first? oughtn't we to look at

home first? I say yes, sir, yes; and what we're doing now, sir, 's

playing the Pharisee and whitening the outside of the sepulchre; and

there's no mistake about it, sir, some parts of this London of ours make

a very foul sepulchre indeed."

Another fifty yards brought Matt to the next post, where he again

stopped.

"I'm a leveller, am I, sir? P'r'aps so; but we levellers make the way

smooth for those poor folks who are to tramp the road of life in days to

come. I'm very sorry for the blacks, sir; and no doubt here and there

you may find one who, under proper management, would turn out bright;

but they can't be much account, or else they would have made some

progress among themselves, whereas they're just where they were hundreds

of years ago. It's a good job slavery is done away with; but you'll

never make white men of 'em, never, sir; and they all look just as if,

when their father Ham was cursed, he scowled like a naughty boy, and was

cross and pouted his lips, and so all his children have looked

thick-lipped since. But there, sir, that's neither here nor there, as

you may say; though I've begun here in Carey-street and got right over

into Africa; and that's the way I always do go on when I'm speaking in

public. Now look here, sir; now what am I, eh? a battered, worn-out,

seedy old stamp--good for nothing. `Whose fault is that?' you say.

`Halves!' I cry, with the world: we share the blame between us. I've

been foolish: I've given way good-humouredly in the squeeze for place,

and everyone has pushed by me and got in front. Now, sir, what ought I

to have done, eh? Why, told the world that I was a big man; caressed

those who believed me, and kicked and bullied those who did not. I

ought to have shoved my way through the crowd; and what would have

followed, eh? why, people would have pushed again and grumbled; but they

would have given way until I got a good standing. Now look at that man,

sir,--Hardon, sir, a gentleman every inch of him, but as helpless and

unbusiness-like as a baby. Why, he'll starve, sir, before he'll ask for

help, if his father don't send. `More fool he,' says the world. To be

sure: what business has he with a heart and feelings and nerves, that

make him flinch because he has got an ugly shell over his beautiful

works, and so feels every slight put upon him. Why, he's just one of

those men who would go in despair and make an end of himself; and then

you have your inquest, and people say `How shocking!' and never stop to

think that such things keep on happening every day; and will, too, so

long as the world goes round; and I'm blest sometimes if I believe that

it does go round, sir, or else things would come right in time for

everybody. But they don't, for they mend worse every day. Here we are,

with one man rolling in riches he never did a stroke to gain, and don't

even know the value of; and here's Septimus Hardon, with a sick wife,

and with hardly common necessaries. I might have introduced myself to

your notice, sir, but present company is always excepted. The fact of

it is, sir, that things are all wrong; and though I've been studying the

matter these twenty years I can't see how to put 'em all right."

Old Matt drew a long breath, for he had been speaking loudly and with

vehemence; and now, upon reaching another post, he began gesticulating

fiercely, for he had warmed to his subject.

"But if I had time, sir, I'd go into the matter, sir. I'd take the poor

man as he stands, and the rich man as _he_ stands; and I'd--"

"Now, come; that's about enough for one night, anyhow. I don't mind a

little, now and then, but they'll be hearing of you acrost the square

d'reckly."

"I'd take him, sir," continued Matt, "and hold him up for the whole

world--"

"O, ah! all right," said Matt's interrupter, the policeman on the beat;

"I dessay you would; only the world wouldn't look at him. For why?

'cause the world's too busy. Good-night, old chap."

"Good-night," said Matt, cooling down suddenly, and shuffling off in a

quiet spiritless way, the fire out, and his head bent as he thrust his

hands in his pockets. "Ah, he's about right; so he is. `The world's

too busy!' so it is; and I ain't got a morsel of snuff left."

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